I started reading BOR from the first page...there’s more funny...

I love my mouth and pockets. In one one you can hide the tongue, so that you do not hide every hide, and in another you can hide your hands, so that you do not fast every hide!

@abbsol: AVON consultants have a stinking page in their passports.
@OlgaGolbert: What is Erund, what a joke? I’m Consultant Avon, we don’t have anything like that!

L1stin-not my father in his time wrote the alcohol "for cleaning optical axes" rolled five years. 

My girlfriend went to some female training, where they all collectively wrote letters to their vagina and then read it out loud. I wildly roasted, but, knowing the price of training, I found myself: to write a letter to my p...de for 12 thousand rubles is, in my opinion, beyond the line of good and evil :)

I work in a shopping center in a small cell phone department. In the morning when I came to work, I saw a picture of a couple’s quarrel right in front of my department.
Suitable family, mom, dad, son sitting in a cart with food. The wife went to the toilet, Papiq at this moment not long thinking gets a bowl of beer from the cart, drinks a bowl, gets a second and stands to taste. The wife goes out, sees this picture and begins to scream: What are you doing? How will we go home? How are you driving? TD and TP
The husband gets the keys out of his pocket, gives them to his wife and says, "Don't fuck it was me to wake up at 7 in the morning, you had to go to the store, here and drive the car yourself!"! to
He gets a bag of beer and chips from the cart, takes the child and leaves. The wife stands in full shower for 2 minutes, turns to me and says, “I’m not right!”! to
I was barely holding back before, and after that phrase lay on the table)))

I go on the street and meet the Negro. I decided to stick, zig-zag. I walk past him throwing a zig-zag. The Negro stops and says to me:
Once again, I’ll cut off my hand.
After a few seconds of silence:
And we eat.

offeral: We go to a friend in the entrance very simply - in the 25th apartment lives a grandmother who thinks that the tube of the housephone as a ration - to speak you need to press a button

Yyy: I will live behind him alone and hide from everyone.
Waiting for the Prince on the White Horse
Yyy: who comes dumb and fucking
YYY: And it will be fine.
A prince or a horse? Not very clearly written 😉
YYY: Yes, it’s not really so important.

Loki: Do you like brunettes?
(01:57:10) Lipton: I miss them
Lipton: I had a girlfriend, a brunette
Lipton: She was smarter than the blonde and so left)))

Well, WHY, when you meet a girl in the internet, and after a short time of communication, you tell her that you weigh 120 kg, she immediately stops communicating with you and ignores you in every way? Or she doesn’t realize that 120 kg is not necessarily a fat pig! This can be a tall, muscular guy in powerlifting!!! to

Another shit in comments on YouTube. One of the comments:
- Yes, here’s a troll on the whole fairy country enough.

At the conductor’s seat in the bus was a woman, later when the conductor passed by, she asked:
I probably took your place.
What the conductor replied:
They took my place in the Kremlin. =) is

If there is an action "Crazy Days from Beeline", then why is there no action "PMS from MTS"? Aiss

Buy a modem from MTS., and feel like a 3G modem!

Residents of the city of N wrote a collective complaint to the prosecutor's office on the blasphemy committed by the municipal housing management. The answer comes:
We have received your complaint. We have carried out a check in which it was established that your complaint has not been received to us.
Piped...
c) the mf

The Sea:
That is alive! Hi to live! Goff is dead
by JB:
Please forgive me! But! Who is Guf? I really don’t know!
Ch Moore :
Believe me, if you know and remember who Tsui is, then the Goff will not hold you anywhere at all.

[17:59:03] Mikki3154: happy, only fast eat, or I after six

Sometimes I buy medicinal herbs: Chebretz for sleep, beetle for vigor.
I recently stood in the pharmacy in a huge queue for the Beast. When I go to the box, I forget the name. I try to explain in words what I need:
I need a grass from which it is fun, a good mood, relaxing and calming at the same time.
The whole line is laughing and shouting:
The girl in the pharmacy does not sell it)))

XXX: I went to the garbage pipeline to throw the pepper. The whole. The dog, the fox, does not enter. She scratched the tail, went, took a knife, began to cut it to pass. The neighbor comes out. See also. What do you say, do you? And I understand that I am cutting peanut directly into the rubbish pipe. "I’m going to eat" There is no scene.