Slying liters of yellow stinking jade near the lawn into the basement.

Good guys, I can say. He is reluctant to smell, so let the whole yard smell. Keep it, the ugly ones.

A friend told me yesterday. She goes into the store with her young man:
What kind of condoms do you have?
The seller (showing): Here are such, such, such...
He: And there are no others?
The Seller: No
He said, “Well, then you wash me!
The girlfriend and the saleswoman fell from laughter under the bench, and he sincerely did not understand why they were cracking.

XXX: Tell me about it. What movie can I watch?
YYY : anybody.

xxx: Bought a big and the same day began dating a girl. A year and a half passed. The big one has not broken yet.

I went to visit the Christians. Kum bought a new car to travel to work. and Porsche. To work he drives like this: he goes out, sits in his Porsche, turns the wheel, goes out and goes back home - from home he works. MDA...

Talk about the future wedding:
...and Tamada will be a pathologist – the happiest person in the hospital
O_O

I understood from my neighbors that it is not necessary to sing karaoke. You need a good vision and a lack of conscience... Well, and a rosette.

I dreamed today. I sit at a large table, in front of me a plate of spaghetti with some sauce. I joyfully start to fill my mouth (hands why that), chew, and I understand that I do not feel the taste, I immediately understand that it is a devil's dream and I am overwhelmed, I turn angrily, I turn the plate on the head of the girl sitting next to me, I wipe my hands on the neighbor's jeans and I wake up outraged. and revenge)

A cat named Stabs took over a town of 900 inhabitants when he was only a few months old. Inhabitants of Tallinn believe that, voting for the weary candidate, they killed two rabbits at once: they got rid of the former hated official and attracted tourists to the town.

The local administration immediately became a must-see point of tourist routes in Alaska – thousands of people come to see and sometimes beat the mayor every year. The Treasury of Talkitna began to be remarkably replenished, and the citizens began to re-elect the cat as mayor year after year. For 15 years of life he has a similar term of public service.

We still think of them as stupid!? to

XXX: Go out for me.
XXX: Tomorrow morning
XXX: No to Tonight
XXX: After work
XXX: I do this job.
XXX: Go out in the morning

In 1994, Valery Meladze defended his candidate work on the topic of "Intensification of metabolic processes in an ionic filter with a pseudo-brown-liquid layer of cation".

How can you not drink after that?

The smoke burned in the morning. At 7 a.m. he wakes up, turns to me and very clearly articulates "And why do we have a barrel in our bed?". I, of course, stumbled, asked him what kind he told me at 7 a.m., after 4 years of living together, he decided to tell me that I was a thorn. Then they woke up at the alarm clock and I said to him, “Well, let’s get a cup of tea, let’s talk. What am I crawling?"))) It turned out that he struck his hand on a wooden armor and decided to ask me what a crawler does in our bed))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: and you throw my state at 7 a.m. I never slept anymore...confused for an hour.

There is a tradition of finding the bunker at the end of the first season.

Recently, returning from the country, the ancestors suddenly dreamed of collecting mushrooms in the wool, but, as it happened, no knife was with them.
But the invention worked, shit.
They walked in the woods and cut mushrooms with discounted blade cards!! to

xxx: the trip to the printer is cancelled tomorrow, the accounting office sent the bill one zero more than necessary, had to withdraw the payment
The rich have their wonders.
The rich have everything.
YYY: very strong

I split up with the girlfriend, a week later, a call from her:
She: Hi, and you what, password "VKontakte" changed?
I: Well, that kind of...
She: And on which?

From Twitter:
The feeling of being in the mail is shocked every time people come to them. Oh, they found us! They want a package!

Earthans don’t have the money to deliver water to the dry areas of Earth, but they have the money to find water on Mars.
Then it is worth asking: Is there a mind on Earth?

I saw the movie “Independence Day”. Everybody has seen him, and probably not once. One moment in the film makes you think: are Americans really stupid or so law-obedient that even in a fantastic movie? Aliens over Washington, in the city panic and confusion. People are leaving the city. People are walking, cars are standing in a super traffic jams. Trails leading out of the city. And next to the tracks leading to the city, let’s!

I went to study English in my dream. I put a cassette before sleep for a whole year. The result is somewhat unexpected: with the sounds of English speaking, I instantly fall asleep.