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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17914
 07.07.2009
VIT: Due to age (37 years), education (2 higher), experience (starting with Sinclair in 1989, changed several dozen computers), profession (computer design), sexual orientation (natural),
I think that for the small button "introduction" and the left "Fn" should be shot.
Join to join.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17913
 07.07.2009
Council of the day:
Laptops have the habit of being polluted and clogged with dust, as a result of which the air circulation is disrupted and overheating occurs.
Methods for solving the problem:
1st Wash with cold water
2nd So that the cooler inside does not rust, put it in the microwave for 5 minutes.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17912
 07.07.2009
He has a good Spanish, but his pronunciation is somewhat overwhelming.
Dick had a textbook in his toilet for three years.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17911
 07.07.2009
Once imperceptibly, the absence of bad habits has become a bad quality for a person.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17910
 07.07.2009
I sit at work, the morning end of the night shift. I drink tea with proof. He has a phone. The next monologue: "But! but! But fucking! A huli ale, it’s the alarm clock..." The curtain.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17909
 07.07.2009
<A_Zuykov> party said "need!" :)))
<IoT_mega12> Komsomol replied "blah"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17908
 07.07.2009
On the prospectus stands a billboard with the "misleading inscription": "Ritual agency Trust"CARE ACTION Social funerals 4500p."
So I want to sign below: "HURRY"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17907
 07.07.2009
Igorka: My friend system administrator told me that a keyboard speaker came to him at work, and asked to switch the layout to Russian! )))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17906
 07.07.2009
From Forum
X: I watched the TV here with one eye and it became interesting: purely theoretically, can a person survive after a shot in the stomach from a shotgun from three meters?
A: Maybe it is. Shoot at the entrance to the emergency surgery department.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17905
 07.07.2009
xxx: because the manuscripts do not burn... but the contents are beautiful

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17904
 07.07.2009
We bought our home cage a huge cage: 4 floors, skyscrapers, all amenities...
Now we feed little to understand on our skin what a mortgage is.

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17903
 07.07.2009
I had to eat at McDake on a day of starvation (the only alternative was a shaurma). I haven't been there for 10 years and here are some useful facts I've noticed about myself there:
Fat girls think they look thin if they can get stuck in jeans and their pants and fat folds hang on their sides like a shirt.
Some parents (don’t give God such someone) call their fat 7-10-year-old children thick and healthy. (I wore, some 10-year-old piece of salad with legs weighs as much as I was at 21 years old (85 kg at height 185))
The feeling of hunger has not passed, although the food has already descended back from the stomach. Pipet, there is chemistry and spices.
4) Those with notes sitting down to other people’s loops of hugs (type of eating) think they are not burning.
Every apparently beautiful makdaka worker has a defect. Then the birth in the pimples, the ass where the knees should be, then smells unwashed... things.
Cleaners love to look in the eyes.
7) After eating I felt asphyxiating asthmatic. It was hard to go.
8) Salads for taste as a mixture of sliced cardboard, ordinary sheets and sorting paper.
9) In the cola add some hernia from the canister.
10) They really make cattle from 100% beef with the addition of 100% cardboard and a bunch of all kinds of 100% elements of the table of Mendeleev, but you can’t scream about it in advertising, right?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №17902
 07.07.2009
When they say, “You just don’t think anything like that,” it’s just about
“That” he thinks.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17901
 07.07.2009
I read the story of the elevators, remembered my own.
Once we went up to Elbrus in a cable car. In the apparatus
It was full of skiers and snowboarders, like a bus at the peak hour.
Standing terribly uncomfortable, cold, etc. But driving near - 15 minutes.
can be tolerated.
In the middle of the road, the devil is stuck. After an hour of hanging and
The wind began to upset the people. Someone loudly optimistic.
He said, “Nothing terrible. Rescue workers are coming from the upper station.
with equipment. In an extreme case, they’ll put us on the ground right here.” by V
The answer was a dark voice: “Nobody will come.” “Inevitably will come”
The optimist insisted, “I know, I’ve already gotten so.” “I am the Saviour.”
said a stunned man. “I am already here. I have nothing with me.” all
They also immediately dimmed. Fortunately, 20 minutes later, the car was broken.
We wandered, we wandered, we went back together and safely.
descended to the mountain.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №17900
 07.07.2009
On average, each inhabitant of Chukotka accounts for 0,000238 yachts.
This is approximately twice as much as last year.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17899
 07.07.2009
Does anyone miss how cool it was to sleep during the day?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17898
 07.07.2009
We were sitting with a girl today and actively attached to each other. She starts "type" stretching out my pants.
I ask a rhetorical question: why?
To which I get the answer: Well, just... freedom to the poppies!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17897
 07.07.2009
She: Drink Persen - relieves from insomnia.
Popeye Persen: What Greek man is this?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17896
 07.07.2009
The Companions!
Leave Microwave Games to British Scientists!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17895
 07.07.2009
In ordinary houses it is a neighbor with a drill, in private - with a grass-cutting machine.

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