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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34618
 17.08.2010
I've been missing something inside, cold, empty... the whole world is busy =(
My grandmother is missing you!! Not inside but outside!! to

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34617
 17.08.2010
XXX: I will tell you.
XXX: The administration has decided to get out of the area
xxx: and made in front of the "Ratushia" type stand
XXX: The Big Books
xxx: "They Live Among Us"
XXX: Type of board of honour, you took
xxx: and the people there on the glass of green men were painting =))
yyy: lol)))\

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34616
 17.08.2010
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2:45 What are you talking about?
2:46 am – the pass.
hhh (2:46): question: stand up not stand up
Wow (2:47): Yeah... I try not to remember that.
If I decide not to get up - there is nothing to think about - I am a scrap and nothingness.
If I decide to stand up, I am enslaved by a system against which I cannot rise and I obey it. So I am crazy again.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34615
 17.08.2010
The secret question to restore the password I think to put "The main question of life, the universe and everything else", and the answer to do not 42. This is the dialogue of the hijacker with the support service:
- Name the answer to the main question of life, the universe and everything else.
The answer is 42.
is not right.
What is " wrong"?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34614
 17.08.2010
The boat has come to me on the soc. site, all of that..with eyes almost without a spark))) with a status of the type "What about an intimate evening? Details in the About Yourself section (there is always a lot of fun)

Here is a comment from my 65-year-old aunt:

"What, there is nothing more to do? In the evening I can teach you, dear, to sew, to tie, to cook, to plant, to grind, to grind, to bake cookies, to be able to feed your husband, and also to love! So what do you think of our "intim"? Would fit? Then forward! Dare to!! I have to work with my grandchildren."

I think the boots are wrong too.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34613
 17.08.2010
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Arkan: Does the internet there babah valley pedals?
Arkan: Tell me to get up.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34612
 16.08.2010

[12:16:44] Cantemire: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Wellington formed a double! Alex gave the ball to Ibson, who quickly transferred to Welliton. He left Rodolfo and confidently surpassed Guillerme.
[12:16:55] Kantemir: The harsh Russian football.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34611
 16.08.2010
Lord of Elves
I have had a long-lasting beetle.

Lord of Elves
mobile phone *

Lord of Elves
The Gundos


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34610
 16.08.2010
<shprot> met a girl - turned out to be a prosecutor
<shprot> I was
<shprot> at the top - by my area
<shprot> grit - drug addicts fucking
<shprot> I nervously crushed the grass in the stove

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №34609
 16.08.2010
YYY: that is. to introduce me with a vibrator in the bathroom is the norm, and to fuck in the ash is not?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34608
 16.08.2010
list of questions of the girl on mail.ru in order:
How to deal with insomnia?
What days are the chances of getting pregnant?
Sex with a condom, what is the probability of pregnancy? If it doesn’t break, how can I get pregnant?
At the beginning of sex, the guy didn't dress correctly, immediately noticing this dress correctly, can you get pregnant in this way?
2 weeks later *
5) Girls, but if I know the exact date of conception...

I never got rid of insomnia.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34607
 16.08.2010
XXX: The Orange Sky
XXX: Orange Collar
The Orange Nanotechnology
XXX: The Orange Camel
XXX: The Police
XXX: Orange Military
The Orange Innovation
The Orange Song
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolich, take off your glasses

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №34606
 16.08.2010
Trickster
The thought! Where are meteorologists studying?

TheIggs
In the meteorological.

Trickster
The last time I hear about that. In which university/size is such a specialty?

Trickster
There is a presumption that in Hogwarts, at the department of prophecy

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34605
 16.08.2010
It is almost impossible to argue with a woman who closes in the toilet, standing at the door when you have diarrhea.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34604
 16.08.2010
From Max Art:

Yesterday before going to bed a bottle of rum for two with a friend, today in the morning broke into a barrel. I got a pork with Brazil paper on it.
and smiled.
I remember having a friend in a game with such a nick. Yes Yes Yes. and Brazil.
His name was Lecha.

After 2 minutes I caught myself in the thought that I was dividing meat, murmuring under my nose "because there was Alekhiko with you... about Alekhiko you breathe in vain..."

Sometimes I wonder where it all comes from :)

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34603
 16.08.2010
Russia is burning on its own for the first time - without intersection.
Tatar Mongolia, Napoleon and Hitler.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34602
 16.08.2010
I stayed in the country with the old Gabist Yuri Tarasovich. We sit on a bench under a pear, talking sweetly, suddenly his granddaughter grabbed:
“Daddy, I’m running, Home 2 is starting!”! to
(grandfather) - Yes, it's all about passing away, looking disgusted... I, by the way, myself was once a member of House-2.
My granddaughter was frozen in the summer.
As a participant? Tell me!
- Before the war, my mom and dad lived in Kiev at the VIP. The Room
House of 2...
Well, it’s not interesting, you just lived, without votes and new ones.
participants of the project.
Well, why... We had everything very clear about this. As I remember, before
He is still shaking.
In one of the rooms lived unnoticed aunt Kira, she worked as a secretary in the
The NKVD and her chief, in the form of an encouragement, allowed one person to enter the shooting lists a week. Almost everyone in our community knew about it. Who has forgotten the lights in the wardrobe or has not missed the aunt?
Kiro without a row to the laundry... disappeared the same night. The next day, my family was taken. What you do not House-2, only here they are driven out of the fence, and we sent it "to the moon"
Who of us held a week and so nothing understood left forever, who a month and who a year...
My mom tied her aunt Kira’s socks and she wrapped the towels... so we survived from the 37th to the 39th.
One beautiful night they came for aunt Kira (her chief was arrested the day before). I heard her screaming through the door and begging to let her go for half an hour to fix the lists. The NCDs said x...
“There is no immunity this week, and aunt Kira is on the moon like everybody else. The attendees were waiting for her in that light.
The celebration in our municipality began that same night. Everyone cried and hugged, and the next time they hugged on Victory Day.
You and your grandmother are watching House 2, and I am somehow after all that has been experienced and sad and ugly.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №34601
 16.08.2010
When trying to choose from two containers, one of which was written "Militia" and on the other "Police", Paul attempted to drown on his own thumb.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34600
 16.08.2010
She: Now tell me something about yourself.
I look like Apollo.
He is only blank, white.
He and the blue eye.
He is: and still beautiful
He shoots from the bow.
He is immortal.
He: And I am not... Well, in the rest, he’s thrown out.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34599
 16.08.2010
Dimon (Ukrop) today in the store issued...
2 What again?
1: It’s our turn and he gives out: "me a foil and a bottle". He keeps silent, realizing that he has not flogged, and the seller is already relentlessly stretching him the chocolate coke.

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