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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68793
 21.08.2012
We play the mafia.
The city is asleep... The nurse is awakening."
A nurse with zero emotions.
Leadership: "The nurse is awakening!"
The nurse does not respond.
The nurse is waking up!"
Sister: I am a prostitute fucking! I am a prostitute!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68792
 21.08.2012
Ask the Russians:

What are your favorite literary characters and why?
The column. As I read it, I realized that the world is cruel, the surroundings are insidious, and parents are irresponsible.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68791
 21.08.2012
Beauty will save the world. You agree?
and nona.
Why are you walking so beautiful?
The world will save nothing anymore. So why be sad and walk scary?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68790
 21.08.2012
The letter came today: “Your world will be deleted in 48 hours.”
and bl.

[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68789
 21.08.2012
I am not gay or lesbian. The planet is so overcrowded, if some bites don’t multiply, I’m just happy.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68788
 21.08.2012
My husband talks about our common acquaintances with Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
“You know, it’s hard for me, a simple mortal, to communicate with half-gods... After all, half-gods are a little underhuman.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №68787
 21.08.2012
The developer is married, in connection with which he was released. In his absence he was found. A colleague writes the bag-report:
XHHH: Dima, here after editing the order went crazy!
Tagged with: p.s Congratulations to!

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68786
 21.08.2012
Viktoria: I want him just because he writes literally :)
Paul is 😉
Paul: Only a poet?
You are not here 😉

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68785
 21.08.2012
About Jack Daniel's

The xxx:
He hurt me.

YYYY :
Hit in the head?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68784
 21.08.2012
Talk to a friend in Vladivostok.

XXX: Good morning

YYY: Hello

Do you know at least one waterfall nearby?

YYY: nearby - what radius will you arrange?

xxx is not important)

Are the Niagara arriving?:D

XXX: You are

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №68783
 21.08.2012
On me in Skyrim used the spell of ice. Now there’s a slug in me. It has not melted for several days, changing clothes and restarting. Who was confronted? Tell me how to remove? The dragons were breathing fire on me - it doesn't help (per a puddle from an org glass).

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68782
 21.08.2012
I was told I was a copy of my dad. :)
Sorry you don’t have Jessica Alba.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68781
 21.08.2012
She: Are you trapped on these artificial rocks?
He: Well, you need insurance if you suddenly break up!
She: Well, it is not interesting! It’s like jumping with a parachute!! to

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №68780
 21.08.2012
When Chuck Norris is on the subway, all the breasts are watching him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №68779
 21.08.2012
list/manigor: Yes, this McCartney does not even know the songs of the normal - neither "You-Moriacha, I-fisherman", nor "My thoughts-my rabbits" - nothing. Brennitch sings something and does not sing in our way "Hi law yo" - who is listening to it? We are not listening to that in the area.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68778
 21.08.2012
I live separately... and here I find out that my parents lost me! they lost the fuck! oh at night I didn’t call them! that I sleep at night, shit!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №68777
 21.08.2012
I thought all of the emo wanted to die, but it didn’t hurt.
We need to give emo to the animes and they will occupy it until death.)))

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68776
 21.08.2012
‏@bubblegum_fan
Well, I’m a girl, so why do I have to patch the garage?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №68775
 21.08.2012
XXX: Why is it so unpleasant?
I didn’t sleep, I blew up.
HHH: So what is it?
The gates of hell opened, and the choir of hundreds of tortured souls filled the street.
XHHH: in the kindergarten under the windows children walked out?
See also: AGA
xxx :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №68774
 21.08.2012
Eldaolos: Spiders in this respect are generally perfect.He threw a mouse once a month and he is full
The Prince of Darkness: Isn’t it a pity?
Eldaolos: Okay, they cost 60R, not so expensive

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