How can I put both Linux and a screw on one computer? He will not break?
YYY: and you put up and go away.

Anya: Today my boyfriend came to me for a meeting and we were very much quarreled about some kind of fiction.
Anya: As a result, we struck each other and I poured a dishwasher into him, missed, and she flew out the window.
Anya: Almost immediately there was a scream from below: "A murderer! You killed Sponge Bob!"
Anja: Arthur, thank you for sitting under the windows at this time. Thanks to you, we rose to tears and immediately reconciled :)
Lisnake: Not for anything :) Always please :)

Activity: NCSE sports manager, working in the administration of the southern district, participating in events (different)
Interests: I like to drink not very much, but to the end. I like to walk, I like to be in the center of attention, I like to have sex, I like to have sex, and you?
Favorite Quotes: Roses and Roses
About myself: Yes I am Eugene Yuryevich, I am 17 years old, I love girls who are not blonde, not broken,
I love brunettes now cute, caring and to love (relationship long is not 2, 3 years, but 100 years. I like red, black, blue and white.
I am currently looking for a girl.I like to lie on the deck and watch TV with a girl.I am a responsible, multi-loving, not a baby. I like to talk, sing, dance slowly, kiss, I am neither fat nor fat, I like to play sports. The horror is patient, but stout (sometimes!) I am a shorter and white man. What is true is true.
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So many words, but it would be easier:
Dr. I am 17 years old and I am a dog.

We were taken to the company by mistake. One was recommended to the general, and he took another with a consonant surname, which he came to arrange. This pensioner of ideas can now not be fired, he is very hardworking :) Even in all matters he tries to enter. He tells me, stretching the paper: (citation with transcription)"send this by the melt to the address: three dumb B, Andrew..., alpha, melt, point ru". It is happy, it is bright!! to
I already understand his language. Alpha is @ dog, to open is to number, take my case - to save the document in its folder.
It is a pity that it will soon be replaced by some business red coffee bread (((
Good bye Lenin!

I am 19 years old, not smoking. On the street, they are often asked to smoke - lights / light bulbs. After I say that I don’t smoke 45% says "Young man", about the same "I give you", well, and 10 percent – just "Joke" :)
Bobby

(from the absurd story contest)

Cheburashka loved Van Gogh's work with a puffy and shy love of a little creature, who has not yet wasted his naivety in aggressive war advertisements and the dim celebration of anal sex in fashion literature.

I go to Yandex today. I wanted to find something. And he gives me: "From your address, a lot of requests are asked to the search engine Yandex, similar to automatic. You’re a robot, you’re a robot? If you are not a robot, please fill out the form with numbers." I am not to blame. I am so curious.

xxx: What do you think the Minister of Agriculture plays in the "Happy Farmer"?

It’s on TV! ?

"Why was Boris Moiseev so loved by the Haishniks?"
Boris Moiseev: "I don’t know, I probably just know how to communicate with these people..."

Thin such, scuco, hint)))))))

To be honest, I am very, very, very tired of reading quotes with spelling comments. Even more - quotes where spelling did not even pass by. And it is quite boring - to read a comment to some "cry of the soul" (which, by the way, too has already gotten) a-la "and now let's count the mistakes".

You must write literally. Always is. You are a millionaire or a courtier Vasya. The ability to use your native language properly is a sign of respect for your country, in which you live and about which there are many quotes in the abyss too. This is respect for those who will then read your opus and will be grateful that he will not have to penetrate through an excessive number of mistakes.

This is respect for myself, e. Are you tired of endless quotes about writing? to me yes. And I am partly ashamed that I added another one here. But in the end, I’m worse.

P.S Blonde, Odmin, Moscow and others - this is a slang that has established itself and, what is there, is accepted in society. But it can also, in general, be used in suggestions. And the word "scuco" can also be highlighted as a pencil, if the rules of the Russian language so require.

He did not want to teach anyone. You just get to the absurd, right?

Interestingly, in our age of universal shrinkage of meanings, will many for the first time correctly understand the phrase "suchia bukha"?"

D. Medvedev said he loved hard rock, B. Obama admitted in an interview that he listened to rap. I feel like they don’t agree today.

Congratulations, I have a new collection!!! to
YYY: And what one?
At least once in my life I broke every string on my guitar.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: O_O
Yyy: Did you play with your teeth on her and bite her?)))
XXX: Yes No
xxx: watched porn and at the same time set up the guitar
xxx: looked at the telecar and turned the bell
xxx: and fucking I understand that it's rotating tightly, but there the girl cries "don't stop" well I kept rotating
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
xxx: came back only when the string in the palm of the palm

by Rimfa:
The boy fell from four stairs and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls from 40 steps?

by AzazeLHAck:
The answer cannot be unambiguous.

by Rimfa:
In the sense?

by AzazeLHAck:
We don’t know whose leg he broke.
2) Not the fact that for every 4 steps he will continue to break one leg (whether for himself or for someone else).
If his legs are still, then after the first eight steps his legs will end, and he will start to break everything else, and by the end even his ears will be broken.
The size of those 40 steps is important. If the scale is 1:10, it still breaks one leg.
5) If you take into account the theory of probability, then the stairs can break, not the legs.
Gravity and the force of friction.
A difficult task.

by Rimfa:
One is broken! The first is already broken on 4 steps!! to

by Rimfa:
You are difficult, not a task!! A computer piece!! to

Love is a difficult thing:

It became difficult for Tatiana with Ivan.

If a man is Gondon, the relationship with him will be tense.

I watched 2x2. There is a new show. The relay is false, but the last fragment just killed: the man presents a new armor jersey and issues the following text: "Ladies and gentlemen! This jacket is completely bulletproof! Sir, I ask you to shoot the ordinary Smith wearing our coat! Shoot!.........B*@#%, well not in the head!"

Fuck it...

Never suck in your ass a heated oatmeal.

Maybe there is a fool.

In this pharmacy, a pregnancy test is sold for 4 rubles.
Romance is it?

Approved 2007-09-03 at 08:21
Damn what are you busy with?
Root: adhesive cryogenic chamber for screw
Root: from cardboard
Stifler: Chevrolet
Root: I hardened, gave the stature to repair, he repaired it for a week, tried it all - it repaired specifically
Root: said that the info is not to restore... said, "today there is no such technology to restore information, you do not form it, let it lie. In the next two years, a new concept will be invented"
Root:...I glue cryogenic I will put a screw there, I will write - open in 2009, I will put it on the shelf, and the next time he will see the world completely different... new :)
Stifler : :D
Root: a terrible future... 2009... a post-nuclear civilization...
Root: and the hard disk, getting alive, breaks the cryocamera’s lid from the leg.
Root: The first of the decipticons!
Stifler: You are easy dalpaeop)
Root: You’ll remember my words in 2009!

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Wow, so is it there guys?? to

Today came SMS from the subscriber "10 in the third degree", there is no text, but the date of sending 23:59 31/12/1969.
After that, the phone hanged, restarted and deleted all the data.

The Soviet scientists in the past? O_O