"I’m not going to go to bed on TV, I’m going to go to bed."
I told you that long ago...

This is what happens when you don’t set up the code.

<xxx> YRN MHRE ONDSHLUK WRN MHRE MY Gfs?
<yyy> is it not?
<xxx> YAHUSHUA = YAHUSHUA, YAHUSHUA
<yyy> I now know what is thansluck

Now let’s look at her with the eyes of xxx:

<xxx> who raised that thread on the Gfs?
<yyy> is it up?
<xxx> picked up= started, set up
<yyy> With Ferretch Ooba, UFC FBLPE raised

Boy: That’s why when you don’t read a flash drive, a boy just doesn’t do it with a laptop. Checks ports, resets drivers, etc. And the girl takes, just smoothes the laptop and says, “Well, cute, let’s make money, and this fool starts working?”! to

This is an injustice... natural.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Yeah, I’m writing something in a cheek.
XXX: AAA
Are you in two windows?
YYY: No, in one
XXX is strange
XXX: You are writing to me.

I don’t know how you do, but if my mom wants me to leave something so that in the morning I can find it, she’ll put it on the keyboard.

The telephone conversation
Nicholas: I thought she was too big... well, this, the pocket for the nipples... I forgot.
The elevator?
Nicholas: Yes, he is the...

He and she went home to him.(It was his first time)
He: Dear, please put a cup of tea... I want tea.
She: Sunny, and where is your tea?
It is... in the kitchen.
She: I understood, and where is the kitchen?
It is around the tea.)

by ASK@
ah... I’ve got a good luck... I’m at the party, sorry for the details, the bustgalt sutra has broken))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

by ASK@
I don’t think I’m going to mind ?

Kid
How is what
You are like a child, wear a transparent coat.

Nothing brings you up in the morning like a grain poured on the stairs.

Miller

XXX: You probably thought that there should be something good in the Soviet television? So I decided to put in every bit of gold.
XXX: It would be better, however, to carefully wrap it with an insulator to some particular place, so that it would be easier to find!
YYY: Why why?
Do you remember our TVs?? to
Each instruction had a complete electronic scheme. And the one who needed to know how with the help of a pair of diodes to turn the television into an extinguisher of the on-board radars of phantoms or there in an interferon, and the Soviet microwaves could even shoot down cruise missiles.
YYY: I’m even afraid to imagine what the true purpose of the Eureka washing machine was.

I did sushi. Nori had to be replaced with cabbage leaves, fish with meat. Not eating raw meat, I cooked it. They got the pigeons!

Bender: Sec
You missed the letter!
Bender: has not signed
Not writing is bad. Keep writing, I’ll wait!

If you want to cheat big, be accurate in the little things.“Ivory Shirt”

The cloudy morning route runs from the sleeping area to the center. Through all traffic jams, congestion, lighting... People are sleeping or trying to sleep. And then at the stop comes a man, happy as a whole flock of elephants. He blows on sitting next to a strict woman of the teacher's kind, gets a cell phone out of his pocket and, breathing fresh exhalation, plunges into a lively dialogue.
But Sanka? Call me Natasha immediately. What a grandmother she is, oh, what a grandmother she is... And how she passes does – m-m-m, not to die, my wife does not know how to get up... Yes, repeat again, I record... Yes, thank you for introducing you! - and all this minutes for three, with details, emotions to the ceiling and a matte two words for a third.
The route begins to revive. Those who have still tried to see their dreams wake up and look at the man with a shock. The “teacher” in the neighboring seat demonstratively whispers and turns to the window. A man says goodbye to
I immediately picked up Natasha’s number. But Natasha? Hi to you! I liked what we did with you! I want you more! No one has done me so well before, right? Can you do better? The teacher in the neighboring seat turns to the man and asks him to speak quieter, because his expressions insult her pedagogical hearing. The man impatiently waits away from her and again plunges into the conversation. “I was so excited that you shaved your legs... You understand, I can’t tell my wife that, she will immediately feel that I changed her... Well, you have to be patient, and what to do...
The route is already fully awake and is listening to the details with interest. The driver is hungry in the mirror and also is attentive, holding his breath. Only the "teacher" is dissatisfied, she just boils out of the hard-to-restrain indignation. Then a second phone call arrives. He interrupts, the winning tone diminishes, and he almost whispers to Natashka — Oh, forgive me, I can’t talk anymore, I need to answer the call... Wife! Will I call you later? Well for now!
And already with a completely different voice begins to drum into the tube: - Yes, dear... Oh, we drank with Sanka yesterday, so drank... Well, you know him, and what to do... Oh, it’s bad for me now, my head breaks... Yes, I’ll take a pill. I’ll try to come early, yes. Although there is a lot of work.
Sunshine, sorry, okay, I’ll definitely try to come early.

And here comes the star hour of the teacher. She turns to the man and very clearly says straight into the microphone of his mobile phone – My-Ily, well where you are digging there, I am tired of waiting for you... I am cold, go to me, dear!

The man falls his jaw, he convulsively clamps his cell phone under the friendly goot of passengers. The driver hits the brakes and bites the steering wheel. The man, pressing his tail, sneaks at the door and asks to let him go. The route is shaken from the hood. The door knocks. The student turns to the window and smiles. The curtain...

- Lovely, and let’s have sex with the ivy, with the violence?
- Well, again you will be forced to demand sex, and I will beat back and
Continuing to play combo?

by UW. admin, please add to the "funny/not funny" third button: "it’s sad"

About the protection.
What are you protecting?
The costume.
Is it how?
He is under me, I am under me.

In the 2nd round of the super tournament of the 19th category London Chess Classic, Russian Vladimir Kramnik defeated Chinese Ni Hua.

It is logical that the Chinese Ni Hua did not win.

The carouche looked in contact with the sight of the road where you were - ran. * did not look up and closed the notepad, and the sight continued to work. Lido (sister) with the words fucking who turned off the notebook opens the cover, and from there to the entire apartment the last phrase sent you to the house.

xxx: “Well, it’s cold,” said the gray wolf and pulled the red hat on his ears.

YYY: Is this an erotic and pedophile story or am I still worth a little work on myself?

This is a story about the animal and the headdress.

yyy: It seems to be:"(