Santyaga: A real pillow should be convenient for sleeping, for reading, for watching a calf. It must be subordinated to the master.

Santyaga: Here’s the blanket – the right pillow!

I watched the movie on the navigator yesterday.
XXX: Listening to Music
XXX: Playing the game
XXX: Sitting in the Inlet
XXX: Viewing the pictures
XXX: It works
In addition to navigation.

On the Russian Post website:
The Russian Post congratulated the President of the United States on the anniversary.

Q. Do you have anything else to do? I am waiting for a letter from Moscow from May!! to

He was confused with the sellers of the malecho and said: If I had a lot of extra money I would have released a beer called "three white heroes on the hunt for amber Siberian crowned bears No. 7".

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I will explain it more simply: to argue with the grandmothers in a row is like to crack on the ceiling. You will be all in shit, and the ceiling is clean.

Director of Peace (23:49:21 11/08/2011)
I want a silk dress.
Director of Peace (23:49:30 11/08/2011)
But to buy it, you have to lose weight.
Director of Peace (23:49:40 11/08/2011)
To lose weight, you have to stop eating cosmonauts.
Director of Peace (23:49:55 11/08/2011)
But I can’t stop eating a cosmonaut – I’m an astronaut.
Director of Peace (23:50:44 11/08/2011)
The cosmos forward!! to
~Rose from Danon~ (23:52:14 11/08/2011)
You are a cosmonaut mushrooms so do not go, or something carries you.

XHHH: Give modems for the weekend you still have them 2
Give me my phone 200r then I’ll give it :)
200 per phone and 50 in cash at the meeting
Why O_O
Buy yourself two Gandons, one on your head so that everyone knows what kind of Gandon you are!!! and the second on the h.j. so that there are no more such Gandons!!! to

You are an irreparable optimist if, dying, you say the phrase "now the most interesting thing will begin."

The hair "I slept" was very good today.

You are like a giraffe!
WOW: And before you... I don’t even know how Russian Post...
Theme: Scuck

I hired a courier today. Here is his summary:
1st Ability to move quickly around the city: Skills of accelerated transportation in the subway (active and accurate passage through large crowds of people; running (up / down) on the escalator at a speed of 6-7 steps / sec; use of systems that allow to determine the most rational train wagon). Skills of fast walking on asphalted, ground surfaces. Ability to activate running in emergencies and with temporary delays. Advanced terrain orientation skills (use of high-tech GPS navigation systems with current terrain maps, ability to "Sorry, please don’t tell me where %StreetName% is?").
2nd Personal qualities: Rational and logical thinking. Physical and mathematical thinking. There is programming thinking. Responsibility, punctuality and other similar words, the true meaning of which is known to few.
Three Physical qualities: Knowledge and skill of many sports elements of workout movement. Muscle strength, flexibility and so on. of cardiointolerance. In addition to all this, I have a lot of skills and skills: from breeding aquarium shrimp and cooking brownie biscuits to scrubbing and creating websites on the Internet.

Interestingly, the boy is 16 years old. There is something to learn... (c)

AIRAT: In Europe it is really bad. Free medicine, healthy, cheap, high-quality food for the patient, free good education... No natural selection.

Advertising in the warehouse of the transport company:
Dear colleagues! Krasnodar and Ufa are two different cities. You are not even on the way!!! to

I go deeper and deeper into the mysteries of female thinking and the restless esoterics of such a plan. I have two twin girls in my friends. Natural twins, hairstyles are the same, often dress in the same, very cute. So in order to bring them to the extreme stage of rage, you just have to tell them...that they are similar.:D
What a delicious logic for a dull male brain, right? :D

The daughter here (5 years) walks, singing under her nose: "Tili-tili, creatures...." Fuck, fucking how!

Good morning Alexander!

Accounts for paying in shelter.

A little boy played diving, op-pa – and amphora for the first time!

I talked to the provider, long so do the brain to the girl, after which she says "I will switch you right away" and switch to the dialap modem. Fuck, no one has sent me so much.

How is sodium?
WOW: I don’t know how sodium, but zinc is normal.
Shut up, fuck up, fuck up!

xxx: I think that making the slogan of our store "every creature by pair" was not a very successful idea.
What is the store?
The women’s shoes.
by O_O