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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141373
 16.05.2017
Commentary on the news about blocking VKontakte, Одноклассников and Yandex in Ukraine:

"Astrologists proclaim a 50% increase in productivity of Ukrainian office workers"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141372
 16.05.2017
She has a serum of truth.
Strongly spoken by admin
We will find out what it is.
Why is it just

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141371
 16.05.2017
The online chat game.
Player: "Your lot "The powerful elixir of life" sold for 1 coin, the tax was 2 coins". There is corruption in O_O.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141370
 16.05.2017
And

You cook very unpleasantly. I also remember the disgusting (not to taste, but to chew) mom's walk with the veins, the borscht with cartilage and the hard, unwanted nodular fricadels, the nightmare of my childhood. And chicken and fish were a celebration: finally homogeneous (!) The soft meat.

Luto hated rice, pasta and strawberries. Shortly any garner except cooked potatoes. Now I left the parent’s house and realized that they could not ruin only the cooked potatoes. Soup as well.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141369
 16.05.2017
Google doesn’t let me go. Prove that you are not a robot" I do not get out. I don’t know what to think... Probably planning a machine uprising.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №141368
 16.05.2017
A poor friend took the child to the garden. This is a nightmare! :) Do we feel like the poor?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141367
 16.05.2017
It was winter, but...
Spring has come, but...
It is summer, but
It is expected that g... but.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №141366
 16.05.2017
I know why the companion wants no pedestrians! Because only inside the metal body of the car people are dressed enough, in his opinion. And carbon-plastic modern cars are a scourge, about their ban will be the next throw.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141365
 16.05.2017
Wait Wait

Oh, as I look in the mirror :) I loved chicken, fish in some formats too, I couldn't look at meat. And now I prefer chicken or fish, well or by-products (heart, lungs, liver, and so on), rather than meat in its classic form. The sport is a garden.
I did not measure the stall traction, but judging by the load, it is good for 150.
Good health and all the good things :)

Have you seen the concept of "vegan" in Wikipedia? Vegans refuse any products of animal origin. And if in your understanding to give up meat is to give up pork, beef, lamb, then I will upset you, you went into the wrong steppe. I also prefer poultry meat and I also refuse steaks. Meat is the muscle mass of an animal. Even chickens, even fish, even people. Do not confuse. You won’t have any problems if you don’t eat certain meats. It will be if you give up animal products at all.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141364
 16.05.2017
Listen, and a citizen who is outraged by the cowards of a child, on the beach of a child until what age will not let? Are all the boys in cowards? The girls in shorts and narrow stripes above. The Imagination. And in public swimming pools and gyms with dressing rooms can not go too? That is, the child automatically flies with all the sections where you need to change clothes, especially with the pool? What a nightmare. And how did we grow up in children’s camps, where we slept in the same pants of 12 people in a chamber? May God let these people, who are outraged by child cowards, never fail to pass the laws.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141363
 16.05.2017
Additionally, admin filters are installed. Do not miss the word naval.
xxx: but the filter is hollowly configured, you can write shabby, shabby, carnival
Okay, I’ll write a little bit :P
XXX: will pass, but it will not be understood. This can be applied to any policy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141362
 16.05.2017
The xxx:
Quantum confusion is something like a “one-time notepad” in cryptography. You make two identical sheets of symbols and give them to Alice and Bob. No matter what distance Alice and Bob are from each other, if they start to simultaneously read one character per second, then each of them without transmission of information will know what the other participant's symbol is now.

Similarly, the changes in their spins are synchronized over time, but no information is transmitted between them.

YYYY :
Not exactly so. The leaves are in advance empty, including brain explosiveness.
It can be compared to a pair of cheap socks. From the plant, both socks in a pair come absolutely the same, but when you stretch one socks on your left leg, the other automatically becomes right) And instantly, regardless of the distance between your legs. But to pass the socks to the right leg you have to the classic way, i.e. Slower than the speed of light.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141361
 16.05.2017
We can still wash the refrigerator.
I washed the microwave.
My dear, what about you?
Anything you want, just not to write a diploma.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №141360
 16.05.2017
The pedestrians are still not fat, and they have already brought a freshness about pedophiles. It is just a celebration of something!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141359
 16.05.2017
This is:
"In connection with the frequent quarrels on the most stupid topics, I want to propose options for the future:
Ice cream: tube against glass, bath against briket.
Pellets fried against cooked.
Glasses against lenses, hot water against cold, shower against bathroom, water bottle against toilet paper..."

Hey to! And what about the main question - on which side should you start eating a coral with cream?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141358
 16.05.2017
XX: Isn’t it considered an act of aggression when you look in the eyes?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY In the working group, no.
XXX: The main thing is that there are no guys in the group.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141357
 16.05.2017
So female: to find out that the former married, and rejoice that the turtle, who was able to turn him, got such a terrible mother-in-law...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141356
 16.05.2017
Shame for

My 5 years. Meat itself refuses from birth (now once a month can cause a cat to eat). It is worn like a puddle and does not get sick. Not for shit, but just so.

You cook very unpleasantly. I also remember the disgusting (not to taste, but to chew) mom's walk with the veins, the borscht with cartilage and the hard, unwanted nodular fricadels, the nightmare of my childhood. And chicken and fish were a celebration: finally homogeneous (!) The soft meat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141355
 16.05.2017
I walk down the square, a couple of stops ahead.
She is so cozy:- "I want to weigh 45 kilograms!"
The guy turned away and looked like it:"And you are there too!??!" I need a healthy girl!" suddenly turned and almost rushed back... Maybe even the chickens will get there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141354
 16.05.2017
me: cleavage - this is the word that is used to designate this thing between the breasts... there is no analogy in Russian... or is it?

There is a clutter.

I am oh. You are a superstar linguist.

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