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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6925
 17.06.2008
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For people to cut off such weekends, you need to gradually get out of them... and not once a bat and Monday

whey (22:52:06 15/06/2008)
that is. There should be some resurrection)) or later... no, better a resurrection)))
I propose to exclude Monday from life, to call the first day after Sunday a Sunday and it will be intended for adaptation procedures.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6924
 17.06.2008
Why are we silent?

ZEN: Would you like to try to translate this phrase from female?:D

Tag: take risks

Zen: “I want to talk to you, but I don’t know what to say, so come up with it yourself, you’re a man.”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6923
 17.06.2008
I heard from a DJ on the radio:
"It seems that our roads are being repaired by landscape design specialists"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6922
 17.06.2008
Oh (4.00 in the morning) the mom of the electricity that woke up, ran into the room splashed me with a compass crashed into the google enrolled the "psycho matrix of Pythagoras" pressed the search and killed... she is afraid....

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6921
 17.06.2008
Hicks
According to observations of Russian submarines, a floating white bear, pursued by a submarine, is able to develop a speed of up to 3.5 knots.


Hicks
only our fucks could come up with the submarine chasing the bears and proudly describe it in Wikipedia)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6920
 17.06.2008
Thefin
Meeting with Stella.

Nikita Arinichev
In what?

Thefin
Stella is such a high thin hive (sometimes with all kinds of hives), which represents some cultural value.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6919
 17.06.2008
XXX: Why is there nothing from the locker??? Not enough space on the disk.
Guess with one attempt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6918
 17.06.2008
Q: You know...
My grandfather was a very wise man.
Do you know what he said in such cases?
XHH: What is it?
Go on to the wicked!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6917
 17.06.2008
Ro~BOT
What do you want to do with the doctor?

by Hamster@Home
World peace and fucking America, what?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6916
 17.06.2008
xxx: I know how MTS to win the tender on provision of service provider services for iPhone)
YYY: How is it?
They need to bite their eggs.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6915
 17.06.2008
The authorities changed three jury councils, but never found in Russia
12 people who would consider the murder of Chubais a crime.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6914
 17.06.2008
The less you drink, the longer your virginity.

c) Half a piece of sausage

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6913
 17.06.2008
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If during sex a guy methodically squeezes his leg in the area of caviar, will he end up?

This girl works with children.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6912
 17.06.2008
1: because of this debunked diploma, he slept three hours a day.
I finally fell asleep in the last two weeks.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6911
 17.06.2008
The xxx:
I rested so well that it was bad.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6910
 17.06.2008
Pirsus
You can imagine that Ireland has disrupted the integration process in Europe.
This small island country, which you can walk through in three days, has disrupted the integration process!
Before that there was not a single break in it!!! to

Alina
It is ?

Pirsus
Do you listen to me at all?! to
I say there was not a single break!! In the process of integration in Europe, and Ireland broke everything!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6909
 17.06.2008
I told you that you didn’t come to the exam. is sick.
What is PRED?
XHH: He said that in our years only trippers had been sick and put a disease

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6908
 17.06.2008
Repack2 (15:51) :
Who wrote crime and punishment?

Repack2 (15:51) :
Without Google

See also: 15:51
What is Google?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6907
 17.06.2008
Zenit, Hockey team, Eurovision, Euro 2008. God as you know,

He loves the three... It could be Eurovision and fuse.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6906
 17.06.2008
Call to the car service station.

“Hi, my name is Dasha, I have a pink Nissan.

I need to repair something!

The reasonable question – what?

Do you know what is being repaired in the pink Nissan?

I died on the spot!

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