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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17854
 06.07.2009
One of the most obvious disadvantages of the Internet is that the network has enabled fools to communicate with normal people. and c)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17853
 06.07.2009
Mistabo:Pizdec) bought myself chupachops relax. tried to unfold for 15 minutes. psychhanul, thrown on the wall for another 2 hours nervous walked) relax blaspheme!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №17852
 06.07.2009
Ivan is
Do you remember Sasha, the girl from our yard?

Ivan is
I am looking for a blue-eyed blonde, we are looking for your candidacy.

by Ivan (
When we come back from the south, we will meet you.

Ivan is
You talk like a child.

Ivory (10:28:44 3/07/2009)
Do you want to give?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17851
 06.07.2009
In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Zema, I am with you! Let it all fall.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17850
 06.07.2009
"About yourself": 60 kilograms of self-critical shit.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17849
 06.07.2009
In response to:

Lectures in Higher Mathematics. The teacher writes on the board a cracked formula and turning to the hall says:
The figure drawn according to this formula will look like a sand clock.
From the hall:
What form?
Teacher without a smile:
Hyperbolic parabolic
From the hall:
Now it understands.
____________________
The hyperbolic parabolic has the shape of a saddle, smart people! And the sand clock is a single-band hyperboloid!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17848
 06.07.2009
The xxx:
In my certificate of ege it is written: "According to the results of the EGE in 2009 REPUBLICED (so I want to assign " suddenly" or "unexpectedly" or "O_O") the following knowledge.... bla bla bla...";
YYYY :
XD is
The xxx:
and mainly sat on the exam and then (O______O) discovered knowledge!
YYYY :
Nothing predicted trouble.
The xxx:
;-D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17847
 05.07.2009
X is
I carry my day. A neighbor is strangely walking a dog. The dog runs on its own, and this healthy thick forehead in the middle of the yard walks in circles, but not in circles, but in squares. Hands behind the back, eyes to the ground.

X is
I ask Betty, what is it?

X is
Bata grit - yes, he is sitting, he is hard off from the sunrise, as he is used to walking in the morning, and he goes out. Sometimes I forget the dog.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17846
 05.07.2009
Mom, mom, when will you learn to knock on the door before you enter my room? I am almost 20! Do I have the right to watch porn alone in my room or not in the end???? to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17845
 05.07.2009
XXX: I haven’t watched TV for a long time.
xxx: now turned on - and surprised
The last time I watched it, the towel extended my eyelids three times.
XXX: now turned on - at 12!! The progress :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17844
 05.07.2009
All the men I had made me happier in one way or another. Some of them, in the end, left me alone.
c) the ibo

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17843
 05.07.2009
When God wants to punish a man, he deprives him of his mind.
When God wants to punish a state, he deprives the prime minister of his reason.
He gave Russia Chernomyrdin.
He gave Timoshenko to Ukraine. But then to guarantee sent there and Chernomyrdin.

(q) The Global Adventure

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17842
 05.07.2009
I went to Sberbank with my family. I didn’t need anything special there, so I was like a company. The branch was quite large - in the far part noticed a children's corner, where ordinary people can merge children and they paint pictures, draw, etc. As an ordinary child of ordinary people, I directed my feet there, and while my sister and father were dealing with their affairs, I had time to draw a carpet and something else unclear. The first signed with his left hand, pressing the pen in his thumb "Eighty-year-old!" and just below "Gosha 5 years" The second, in a similar way - "STEM! Xenia" then I sketched and replaced with R. Both drawings I handed over to the wall with children’s drawings. Small, and the mood for the whole day provided)))
In a week I’ll go see if my creation is hanging.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17841
 05.07.2009
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:42:16)
What about depression? Happened what?
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:42:52)
:) mlin, you are the second to explain :) Under another status the program does not come out in the network :)
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:44:00)
Emotionally :D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:15)
:D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:18)
Yes yes :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17840
 05.07.2009
5 out of the window. Fucking global warming.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17839
 05.07.2009
I remember at the age of 16 epuus, at home in my parent's room, and the ancestors passed away, there was no better.
You are right away, hand behind the back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17838
 05.07.2009
About corruption :

> the belt is not attached... go into the car...
>I am him-on200 and go yourself...

Here is such a shit first with the grandmothers ticks everyone in the wreath, and then the shit goes and sells all the fucks!!!". What is better than selling menta??? What? I hate such fools.

People support me! There is no power, no power...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17837
 05.07.2009
Under the lying stone, water can still flow, and under the soil is not.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17836
 05.07.2009
People suffering from the consequences of sticking dead zephir in the microwave!!!! to
Take a glass (fire resistant), pour water, up. Put 2 tablespoons of citric acid, or press out the lemon. And in the microwave, at maximum power a couple of times for 2-3 minutes. To squeeze and squeeze a little. Then Zephyr Leggo is removed: ) So it is easier to wash it off from other foods.
Bring it somewhere so that people do not suffer.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17835
 05.07.2009
NN is gifted. Happy Birthday to you!! How do you note? Have you already given it?
PS: No, I didn’t call a lot of people. Gifted football ghettos, two thousand, and a set of pre-french players)))
NN: cards, money, two socks xD

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