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I was told until the vision improved they will not take to the auto school. So instead of stopping sitting behind the compost for days, I downloaded a table to check my eyesight and taught it.
My eyesight may be bad, but my memory is good.

But here I have the keys, instead of a barrel, hanging a cooler from the nVidia 7300GT video card.....so you will lose the shit.

I smoke on the balcony and I hear somewhere in the neighborhood playing loud music. I go back to the room and I realize that it’s not music, but our old washing machine “Eurika” to take care of the wall and the floor – the laundry presses off. Reflections on current trends in art.

Blessed be the one who first wrote "take to the top".

We did not beat him! Not very much at all.

Striptease on YouTube. The stones:

I really like her eyes. They're beautiful.
The Amazing Girl. Heaven is missing an angel.
Zzzz: Thank you for extending!

I am like everyone else, not like everyone else.

of today. There was no lift in our house for about a month.
a serious breakdown of the electric motor, such as the wire burned. and today
happy day, started, and I become the first lucky person -
when the door opens on the floor in the cabin four mechanical lifts and,
Apparently, the master just finished the repair. Go down further. Almost not
As you reach the first floor, the elevator stops helplessly. Through some
the time period when it becomes clear that the situation is unusual,
I automatically reach the controller's call button. A dark voice behind:

Here is everything...

The Talmud, Socrates and Two in the Smoker
The Jewish Parable

In the mid-20s, a young Jew came to the famous New York City.
The rabbi said he wanted to study the Talmud.
Do you know Aramaic? Asked the rabbi.
and no.
And the Jewish?
and no.
Did you teach Torah as a child?
No to you, Rabbi. But you do not worry. I finished the Faculty of Philosophy.
Berkeley and just defended his dissertation on logic in Socrates's philosophy.
And now, to fill the white spots in my knowledge, I want to
Learn some of the Talmud.
“You are not ready to teach the Talmud,” said the rabbi. This is the deepest book of
All written by people. But once you insist, I will arrange a test for you.
Logic: If you do it, I will work with you.
The young man agreed, and the rabbi continued.
Two people go down the smoke. One comes out with a clean face.
The other is dirty. Who is going to wash?
The young philosopher had his eyes on his forehead.
Is this a test of logic?! to
The rabbi cried.
The one with a dirty face.
is wrong. Think logically: He who has a dirty face will look at it.
The one whose face is clean, and he decides that his face is clean too. And that, w
whose face is clean, will look at the one whose face is dirty, will decide that he
He also got dirty and went to wash.
Very cleverly invented! I admired the guest. “Rabbi, give me more.
Just one test!
Okay young man. Two people go down the smoke. One comes out of
One with a clean face, the other with a dirty. Who is going to wash?
But we have already found out – the one whose face is clean!
is wrong. Both are going to wash. Logically, the one who
a clean face, will look at the one whose face is dirty, and will decide that his
The face is dirty too. And the one whose face is dirty will see that the other has gone.
When he washes, he realizes that he has a dirty face, and he goes to wash too.
I did not think about it! Surprisingly, I made a logical mistake!
Rabbi, let’s do another test!
Okay well. Two people go down the smoke. One comes out clean.
One is dirty, the other is dirty. Who is going to wash?
Both are going to wash.
is wrong. None of them will wash. Think logically:
The one whose face is dirty will look at the one whose face is clean.
Go to wash. And he whose face is clean will see that he whose
The face is dirty, does not go to wash, will understand that his face is clean, and also does not.
Go to wash.
The young man came into despair.
I can teach the Talmud. Ask something else!
Okay well. Two people go down the smoke:
Oh my God! None of them will go to wash!! to
is wrong. Knowledge of the logic of Socrates.
Is it enough to teach the Talmud? Tell me how it can be that
Two men were descending on the same pipe, and one of them stunned.
The face, and the other? Do you not understand? This whole question -
meaningless, and if you spend your life responding to meaningless
Questions, all your answers will also be meaningless!

To the citations:

The office in which I work serves the bodies of state authorities and local self-government (confederation subjects, internet access, video conferences). Here I sit at home and decided to experiment, let me think I will stick to one of the video conferences and see what they are talking about. As a result, the situation: an important session, all in tie/jacks. And then on the walls through the projector I appear from the house in cowards, scratch the tail and give "so I, and what is happening here". Next, I see the flattered faces turning toward me and an active webcam indicator on my аймаque. I will be fired tomorrow.

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Write what it ended!!! to

and shorter. I put Zephyrine in the microwave for a minute. Establishment of the system of SVH.
It swelled to a giant size, but I had to open the door and pull out the dish. As soon as she swelled, she looked like a dead medusa.
Bosch

I went to Vanu Mosaic, left the phone in the kitchen.
After washing I read the received sms (from the girl):
"Hello to you! How are you?"
"Do you keep silent?) )"
"well...what happened again?"
"Do not be silent..."
"You are ignoring me, right?Now go on!"
" Have you been killed? Sorry, I’m getting hot =* "
...
I washed O_O

When I was a child, when a lot of guests gathered, I loved to add a small drop of iodine to the tea.
The color and taste of the tea from this does not change, but if you soak the bulk in it, it is painted in a perforating blue color.

Children at the adult table pay little attention.

This is how you sit, make a bite, bite, chew off gradually all the conversations go away, no one eats or talks anymore - they look at everything with horror...

Walked a company around the city. We go and I saw a rubber gum in one of the shopping tents (who remembers "Love is..."). And I was so nostalgic that I approached the saleswoman and asked:
How many of these gums do you have left?
There were about 200. I bought them all, the good is about a ruble. And here is this picture: standing at the tent of 8 guys 25-27 years old and splashing rubber on their pockets, while laughing joyfully, and cries:
Let’s take a look and invest now!

At work on the radio listened to the advertisement of the film "Night at the Museum2"
Amused the following:
Do we have a plan?
We are not planning, we are acting!! We are Americans.
I understood a lot here.)

xxx: Looking for the Internet "Alarm Signals on a hiking ship". Google is burning! He issued a signal "Prepare for battle" and "Attention! Emergency Drainage!and "

Comments to the video on which a UFO is imprinted. There is a lot of controversy about whether this video is real or fake. The opinions of the participants were divided by about 50:50. Killed the last comment, after which the discussion ended: "Boys, look at the narrative of this video, in the place where the object flies closest to the camera. You are not bothered by the inscription "OpenGL" on THE OBJECT?"

Why do you think that if you are a child, you are a minor?

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XX: ha, the perversion My friend is a real fool.
Twenty-first: he decently managed, and when he realized that his life is not going very well, he developed a wild plan to climb to a bright future.
XX: After the salary, this lump has melted all the money. The house paid, Inet paid, the rest is for the sacrifice.
XX: And this is what he wrote to me later:
"I am tired of eating. I am tired of watching TV. I am tired of the internet. But there is nothing more to do, shit!! I think I know Zen. I managed to joke myself and at the same time I have nothing to say to myself=)"