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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34538
 15.08.2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HH: But not immediately

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34537
 15.08.2010
Vinosh
What are you doing all day?

Panterka
I go for a walk at night (sometimes).

Vinosh
Well yes, I also have a whole day of RPG... the higher the intelligence, the more money :-D
And those quests... go there, do something, and then come back and get a new task... :-D

Panterka
D. What are you playing?

Vinosh
Technical Support

Panterka
xDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34536
 15.08.2010
But most of all I liked his story about what happened to him this year.
I graduated in this year, defended the diploma, enrolled in the universe, learned to ride a car (understand the first time he was driving), returned to the wolf's serv, pumped the horn.. " and then for half an hour a story about his game achievements.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34535
 14.08.2010
Ladies and gentlemen (20:05:21 13/08/2010)
Who are you working for?

Anna (20:44:54 13/08/2010)
I am administering ?

Laughing (20:45:23 13/08/2010)
What are you administering?

Laughing (20:46:18 13/08/2010)
You are a horse.

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:20 13/08/2010)
Eeee

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:27 13/08/2010)
hastened

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:35 13/08/2010)
Why are you administering?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34534
 14.08.2010
Today’s spam has caught me. The subject of the letter: printers for sex. )))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34533
 14.08.2010
11:05 fuck: I had an inflatable grandmother, but only the last girl made her piercing

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34532
 14.08.2010
by JJ:
The husband is confused by hanging the painting on the wall - rotates and so, and swirls, puts a hook, a nail...
Hm... I didn’t anticipate a moment... but nothing, now I’ll anticipate it!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34531
 14.08.2010
Friday morning, I am standing at the stop, looking forward to the end of the working week...
And it’s Friday! Congratulations' The answer comes: ' Robinson! Congratulations to you'

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34530
 14.08.2010
The coconut):
guys, I downloaded GTA 4 face, but there is no serial number in it) and I don't know how to activate it (may anyone tell.
and Nukie:
>I jumped GTA 4 face
Kill me...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34529
 14.08.2010
What oil to buy at home? The vegetable? Or... an animal?
The animal is you! Buy butter at home.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34528
 14.08.2010
ANDREY: How have you mastered yourself in your new job?
See also: Hz. The wicked yes. She went to the toilet and wasn’t ashamed. Is it considered?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34527
 14.08.2010
M1ShA
9:59 am I am here today.

catshoo
You usually come at 22:00. You are just great today.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34526
 14.08.2010
From the forum:
[04.11.2004 14:00]hhh: Is it possible to get binary data into mysql?
[05.11.2004 13:48)yyy: I can... one request... I don’t remember exactly how... I’ll look, at home... I’ll find...
[15.08.2010 19:12]yyy: keep... [link]

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34525
 14.08.2010
ka_ina (23:52:34 13/08/2010)
I bought a memory enhancement pill today. I counted and left, and I forgot.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34524
 14.08.2010
You need to have a mistress. The red. The green eye. Long and sick. Young, not older than 22 years. They are very poor and have a low IQ. And go to her not to satisfy lust, but to, having eaten peanut soup, sit in a bath filled with water and curl, watching the popping bubbles. It will not be easy, I know. But you have to maintain your reputation of clinical debt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34523
 14.08.2010
Anifist: Here’s how to explain to my mom that her scornful 15-year-old school couldn’t get rid of the articles on WTO, OTO, quantum all night. The theory of strings, not look at hentai?
LGod: either you don’t exist, or you’ve watched the whole night for the collections of drawn humans :)
Anifist: here I am about the same >_<

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34522
 14.08.2010
If your neighbors are crying and waking up a baby, knock them on the wall.
He is: What? A baby in the wall?? to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34521
 14.08.2010
I need to make a “SARCASM” table for the guy, like in the big bang theory.
We sit and watch the Lord of the Rings second part in the Goblin translation. Every funny moment he speaks along with the voice of a goblin (very similar to word to word). After 20 minutes of filming, I can’t stand and say:
by Oleg! Can we turn off the sound and you can sound it yourself? It is sarcastic)
and Eureka!
It turns off the sound and sounds itself... *facepalm*

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34520
 14.08.2010
Can I offer you sex?
Girl: I didn’t resist ?
Listen, maybe yourself? It is ?
Girl: three minutes
Boy: fucking, I was joking... stop, onanism is a sin!!! It is ?
My mom allowed me to...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34519
 14.08.2010
1: Crazy likes cabbage, which is served to sushi and rolls.Suddenly on the forum someone knows how to cook it... :-o :mad:Please share the recipe... ;-)

2: This Cabbage Marinated Ginger

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