From the news:
Putin tries himself in new professions
The Prime Minister examined the ancient cave, tried himself as an archaeologist and made a diving on the seabed, where he found two amphores of the sixth century.

aaa: "The stick will be such that the customer will forget about everything in the world"
bbb: The amphorae, probably half a day, was scattered by aqualangists across the coast.
ccc: The current profession is clearly not suitable for him. And here are the valens to ride in the area for him right...
DDD: What a fool has let him run out!!! to

to help:
The situation is this - at the entrance to the venue began to gather emo and began to carry out their sitting there. On the window, they listen to depressive music, and with their appearance chase into the thirst of passing residents. On verbal remarks react sluggish, take references from a psychiatrist, etc., I am very sorry guys. I would like to hint somewhat subtly that life is not a cause for sadness, for which I would like to spray there a sufficient amount of "rejoicing gas" or something like that. Anyone know where to buy it?

If I don’t change my memory, nitric oxide (N2O), which is also a fun gas, can be purchased in auto-tuning stores. Only he is expensive, an infection. In other words, good luck 😉

There is an increasing sense that the Arabs invent children's names by riding them on the keyboard.

I read a Reuters article about the invention of Taiwanese reusable office paper "i2R e-Paper" (the principle of thermal printing, when pressing the contacts, the text disappears, and so on, up to 260 times).
The first thought is that they’t get to the toilet paper with their experiments!

Anime this in all the gaps... There is a feeling that the hoppies soon, when someone will be murmuring, will become speakers "No, epta!!!" :D

How to remove traces of scotch?

At the forum of car enthusiasts replied - VD40,
at the gay forum - vaseline,
on the forum of glamorous chicks - a liquid for removing the lacquer,
in the forum of housewives - vegetable oil,
Forums of united Russia – Vaseline.

Alenushka was the first woman to prove that all men are goats.
YYY: Alenushka looked into the water until she went there fucking.
That's how the girls suffer for the truth xD

[22:33:57] Gisele: I sit and do German
[22:34:11] Gisele: in translator write meckern
[22:34:21] Gisele: It gives me a blade.
Gisele: I was long stuck.
[22:34:26] Gisele:

1st
You are not unique in that. All guys fuck with those with whom they have the opportunity.
2 is
Well what else?
To fuck with those with whom there is no opportunity is quite problematic.

When a bad girl behaves well, it is happy. When a good girl behaves badly, it is invaluable!

A colleague sits out of the mail, I look round in the eyes, I ask:
What happened...?
Do I have letters or not?
He reads loudly:
- Svetlana Kovalyeva one letter, Tatyana Kovalchuk a second letter, Tatyana Kovaljenko... who are all these people?
Her name is Tatiana Kovaleva.

Yesterday night...
I sit, smoke and read. The Wife:
-...I would like to be rich, to buy warm country villas... - looks at my dissatisfied face and, sadly so -... grabbleys, loops...

The stomach of a cat is no more than a finger. That’s why he eats in the ears, feet and tail!!!! to

I was in Dyman yesterday, the router set up, and he has a taxi called Fedor, walked yesterday in the apartment, walked, drove, drove, entered the room standing looking, and we look at him, and we both.
-"Fed you what" - he turned his head and went to another, comes back and looks again :), probably wanted to say something, but could not remember :)

Kawaii
I am beautiful! I have such beautiful hair! Generally
Dezmond
How about Yushchenko?
Kawaii
You are stupid! He is a man :(
Dezmond (15:28:17 10/08/2011)
Fuck it XD
Dezmond
What is the name of the grandmother there?
Dezmond
by Timoshenko

Did I play in WWE?
The pope is talking.
I can't read this magic yet.
Nothing to put

xxx: I downloaded the movie for the phone, downloaded on the phone does not work, the sound is going and there is no picture. What to do? →
Tagged: fantasy

Lemon: Capec has a situation. The girl has left me. We met for a year and a half.
Cockroach: Wow... hold on, brother. You’ll have a lot more babies, don’t take that stuff out. Why went to another?
Lemon if it were. This is the whole and the cappuccino, not to the other, but to the other.

People love the good that others do to them.

Talk to a acquaintance.
- Imagine, a guy came to us in the office to work, so he is, neither
The sapphire on the compass cannot play, nor can the passies disassemble.
And what about this?
No, he is a fool. He says we have come to work, so let’s go.
Working, we are still sitting here. And it works.
8 months later.
- Remember, I told you about the goat that all work.
The Hotel? So, he was appointed as the head of the department instead of me, and I was three years.
I was waiting for this place! I don’t have a map, right?! to