from 1 July 2009 for obtaining a driver's license in Moscow and
St. Petersburg will have to pass an additional test on the site:
“The probation.” The test subject will have to sit in a special metal box.
at least 2 hours, without trying to move from place. every three
minutes will pass by with the whisper and the sounds of the sirens to fly through the basin with the shit,
Imitation of the government cortex. The test will be considered
If the test has been carried out at least in the first 40 years
He will never say the word “Pidara”. Representative of Press Service
GAI Radar Zasadov told our correspondents that in case of success
The initiative can be implemented throughout the Russian Federation.

Hour of Pick. The streets burst, crowds run away. and suddenly!) People run out of the car from the local TV, put a camera, start filming. They scream on the passers - get out of the picture! Go away immediately! You are stopping the TV from working!! to
And then the host sadly says to the camera, against the background of an empty street: "Look. See how empty our streets are. Crisis, comrades, people do not leave the houses... "
Believe in the zombie.

My wife and I have a convenient way to archive shoes on vacation, her shoes easily fit into my as a mattress :) space is 2 times less

Coventry (01:56:11 3/07/2009)
Are you going to the beach or are you going to the balcony?

S.M (01:56:53 3/07/2009)
I blink from the monitor.

Coventry (01:58:25 3/07/2009)
OMG, girl, what color are you?

S.M (01:59:55 3/07/2009)
Rgb

We congratulate IT Happens with the 1024th anniversary quote.we wish it doesn't turn into a boring g...You only give interesting stories!!! to

I adore my country.
I tell in order. My boyfriend and I were raised in the old traditions, kissing on the street, everyone in sight, embarrassed. So one day, in search of solitude, they went to kiss in the forest. We walked a few kilometers deep in the forest, but there were always the same kissing couples. When, finally, we went into the forest so far that we were left alone, and began to greedy kiss, then appeared a grandmother in a towel and began to scream on us that the youth has broken up, kisses in the sight of all. O_O

XX: I thought I was playing great chess, and he pulled me off great.
How does he play chess?

Pendoza does not have a concept of "Malaya Arnautskaya" =)

My sister told me. She was riding her fellow at school in the United States. Some of the courses, Hz. I went to a lecture and didn’t touch anyone. After the class, the Aborigines with the blinking eyes tick on the emblem on his jeans D&G =) say, what, Dolce Gabanna? O_O

without being confused:

Oh yeah... oh yeah! We are all dressed like that :)

Today I saw the miracle of modern executive documentation at work. Plan of the residential microry, drawn in the editor of maps from Heroes 3 =)

Thus, it’s not too long ago to create a rock band called “Unknown Artist” and record an album called “Unknown Album.” How many babies would scratch on licenses :)

Site of Dating

I am looking for a girl: humble, loving reading, without bad habits, 17 years old, Fish in the sign of the zodiac, virgin with soul and body, for joint conversations about books.

About yourself: high brunette...bla-bla-bla
............
Hobbys: Satanism, Occultism and Demonology

~KD~: If your egg is in the turtle, it does not mean that you are immortal! I am talking to you as a urologist.

Dear Admin! Make sure that quotes with negative ratings do not appear in random quotes!
Support you people!

London: My employees in the company show wonders of intelligence. I remove them all games so they don’t play during working hours. So they found out where to hide them. Right on my compass in a scattered music folder. In my admin compass.

AN: HW

The girls!! The girls!! The girls!! Fuck, remember finally what is written through O!!! to
PS: Please support someone!! to

In other words, internationalism
at the thermal springs our girls met a guy from Italy, well, I go to them, and he gives me a "I'm a dude" in a broken Russian and pleased. Well, I think the girls taught him and said what it means "hello".

They also speak something in Italian.

Already in the dressing room the guy found this, in English I explain that they did not teach him a greeting, he thought, says:
"Well I suspected it, but I told them that in Italian greeting would be "I sauce hui"

The acquaintance was 2 or 3 days ago in the cafe 'Zodiac'. marked hard.
Today I read in the newspaper: 'A non-residential building is sold. Coffee of the Zodiac'
They walked well...

QuickDim:The work of the system administrator is similar to the work of the spy -
Successes are invisible, but failures are known to everyone :)

I am interested in the meaning of the quote of the type: "Do not put the grapes in the microwave!!Don’t have to do that!!No need!and "
Thus e. If I write today "Never, hear NEVER swipe a fuck in a working kitchen mixer", tomorrow reading the news tape is much more fun????? to

I’ll go out today and give it to someone.
ZEO: What did you decide?
I am joking, I am decent.
You’re all decent until you’re upset.