xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t want to distract you from the exams, but I still have to get drunk.

You are my most attentive, the most caring.
See also: AGA
She: I will all boast that you complained about the heat in the office, and the lack of cool water, and you came up with freezing ice cubes at home, and even did it yourself.
See also: AGA
She: I’m just melting from such anxiety as the ice you’ve put in my bag since tonight!!! and gt;
He is: Oh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: Congratulations categorically
Emm... how is it?
Hm... Well type "Hello and Nibet!"

After death, all clowns go to McDonald’s.! to


And all the foolish jokers at the Petrosian concert

Clash: Today in the broadcast "Good Morning" on the first channel talked about Euro 2008. And they touched the topic that when a country wins a match or becomes a champion, then there on the joys most go to have sex, such as a demographic rise. I now understand why we have a demographic crisis in our country.

< xxx > who believes in Russia?? to
< nn > I believe it exists

I started dating her!!! to
feliot: o o curta))
steel: finally somebody who really loves me... I'll meet you soon))
Feliot: When you meet us, she will leave you.
Is it because of you?
Feliot: Nea...just because you have friends idiots))

I am mega cool.
I caught a fly.
XXX: She is shaking in her hand
XXX: I'll put it on the system.
I will call her Mom.
XXX: I will have a hand beast.

...
XXX is fucking.
xxx: she flew into the cooler
xxxx: her eyebrows roll on the bottom of the body (
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Today I am in the universe, in the Copy Center. Waiting for the papers to be printed. A group of female designers. I ask them: "Type, what do you give to your department for the defense of the diploma?"
They are: "Printer". The rumors were silent. "Which year has already printed." Still remain silent. "They probably don’t know that the cartridges can be changed..."

@Dingo (13:14:04 13/06/2008)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I am a bachelor.
Sergey (13:24:12 13/06/2008)
Why so happy?
@Dingo (13:24:40 13/06/2008)
May is the first in 4 years!! to
Sergey (13:24:50 13/06/2008)
and ?

Dear Administration!

Improve the top of the Abyss!

1) Make at least 50 quotes, please, tearfully please!

2) Make the reverse order, that is, to read from the last quote to the leader (top 50th quote, and scrolling down you approach the most funny).

3) Please make the first two points, at least once consider the wishes of the simple reader from the Abyss.

Yes, something is not moving the matter, let's arrange this offer for an Offgen rating, maybe at least then the admin will listen.

Dear Administration,
I drank here and decided to get rid of one of Bash's problems as much as possible. Many complain that they have taken quotes on a particular topic, for example on the topic of "anime" or "tops" or "case at work". You can solve this problem in a simple but years-tested way - make it possible when adding a quote to add several tags such as "anime, IT humor, stupidity" and so on. And also the ability to configure for yourself which quotes to display in the main.
I think the people will support me, and propulsion the quote :)
idea by qter

It seems to me that with the advent of blogs the fences, walls of houses and other surfaces in the city have become cleaner.

If before anyone who is obsessed with verbal unspokenness, sought to defile the panel with a banal "x-igreck-Y" or a stunning message in the spirit of "Vasa - loch!", then now all this can be safely poured out in your blog. And also a label to put: The mood now: philosophical.

I run to my sister's husband today, he had to pass the disc to his sister and say a couple of stones. I just hit it, screaming. Well, I'm running, Grie, I'm here to leave something for you for my sister, just a little bit - and I'm chasing. I come out happy, and this picture is so stunning - well, left?

A acquaintance told me.
My friend has a turtle. As soon as he went to bed, she started walking around the house and knocking loudly on the laminate. So he thought for the night to put it on a cube from a child's designer.

Are you free at night?
YYY: for example?
XXX: after 11
YYY: in places
What are you busy and what are you free?

XXX is
I had 18 operations yesterday.

XXX is
Seven more
YYYY
Do you work as a surgeon?? to
XXX is
almost )
XXX is
I carry patients from the room to the operating room and back.
YYYY
You're just like this guide in old mythology who guided souls into the afterlife..)))
XXX is
Yes, there I will take more than back, who knows where they put them.
YYYY

0 to 0!! to

Today the lawyers of the customer requested a bunch of documents for the tender and including the place and date of birth of our general...
WOW is fed?
The horoscope probably wants to make him.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
He discovered a way to eat a spoonful in a tomato sauce, but actually without the spoonful and those nightmarish eyes and brains floating in the bank.
You take a bowl of sardines, press with a fork and pour ketchup.
It tastes like two drops of zygulevsky, no one looks at you from the fork.


You’re a fool, it’s a shit to eat what he looks at you by proving to him that you’ve been lucky in life.

She =
Sitting fast in a chair

he =
took his hips, raised, wrapped his legs around him and moved his hands on his buttocks.

She =
He sits in a chair and watches these charming manipulations.