Young people are afraid to admit to their parents that they are smoking. My aunt told me that when her son started smoking, she struck him for it. Since she smokes herself, her son didn't get a heart, but he asked his father not to tell anything - he was afraid.
Mom wakes up in the morning, goes out to the hallway, and there the father in his son’s jacket shouts. She quietly watches her dad pulling out a pack of cigarettes (to her son), fires a cigarette and says to her:
- Just don't tell your son that I know everything... Otherwise no one will smoke cigarettes.

Employment "System Administrator"
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Conditions of Work:
Ordinary and cultural working conditions. A morally unbalanced collective of ended foxes.

The radio. Program of Applications. DJ (DJ) and listener (C) live stream:
DJ: What is your name?
C: The Igor
DJ: What are you doing today?
A: I am working
DJ: On the weekend? Who are you working for?
C: The carpenter in the workshop. We are making tombs.
DJ: What, a lot of orders???? to
A: Yeah, the season is over.
DJ (a slightly flattering voice): There is also seasonality in your work???? to
A: Yeah, it is summer.
DJ: Okay, send me a greeting!
C: I pass on a greeting to my wife Marina, she is also working today
Where does Marina work?
A: The furniture factory
DJ (Rjot): It’s also kidding???? to
C is AGA. And I also greet the guys I work with, I wish them more orders and finish the work soon.
DJ: What song would you like to put to all these people so they get a little distracted from work?
C: Heraclius "Close your eyes with your hand"
DJ: I haven’t heard any other songs on your theme.

The office in which I work serves the bodies of state authorities and local self-government (confederation subjects, internet access, video conferences). Here I sit at home and decided to experiment, let me think I will stick to one of the video conferences and see what they are talking about. As a result, the situation: an important session, all in tie/jacks. And then on the walls through the projector I appear from the house in cowards, scratch the tail and give "so I, and what is happening here". Next, I see the flattered faces turning toward me and an active webcam indicator on my аймаque. I will be fired tomorrow.

Killed the banner:
"Rose hearts are a kind of hernia,
Love is when the pop gives and after the mine swallows"
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
As for anal sex.
Dear guys, if you like it so much, we think you can deal with it and with each other;-)
Why do you us?
The girls

After reading about the administrators and their attitude toward work compared to firefighters, if they called the firefighters, and they so reluctantly answered and thought of themselves that you can not extinguish yourself, then this is: what if the firefighters called children and asked to extinguish the fire? or an adult as soon as they see the ignition gas every time calling the fire department, or suddenly someone after 22:00 will hit a couple of times with a hammer and the clock will scream, and the neighbors are already in the police, and regularly, as you think you will tell the employees who came, if they come at all. And here, with such a fame, you have actually happened something extraordinary. You call and ask to come, well, where they will come.
I work in an IT office, I am not an administrator, sometimes I call an administrator or ask every time comes and solve a problem. I have come across the matter not in the administrators, but in those who ask for help, not even so, but in the problem that arose!
P.S Please bring it to the top, let everyone think.

Lectures in Higher Mathematics. The teacher writes on the board a cracked formula and turning to the hall says:
The figure drawn according to this formula will look like a sand clock.
From the hall:
What form?
Teacher without a smile:
Hyperbolic parabolic
From the hall:
Now it understands.

I saw the height of cynicism today. A kiosk with handicrafts sold pencils... Spurts from Ikea.

Often it flaps here about stupid studios, who are lazy and helpless. So in my state university has long been legalized bourses, supposedly students acquire on their wish souvenir products, with the symbolism of the university, from sweets to guides, the minimum price for which starts from 250p. (prices are overpriced in two or three times), and such puzzles need to buy not one copy and not once. I came to the universe to study, but not to be a dog cow for uncles who lack a hammer. For two years I have not given a penny on these bars.

Then came the summer session. I am the only one in the whole group who does not take the exams because they are elementary. I give up the theory, begin to recall topics that I have badly answered over the course of a year. But people are limited, paying money, most accounts get.

Well, okay, I decided for myself never to behave according to the opinion of the herd, it is better to let them go. There were two people in the universe who resisted, now I am alone. But when people like me get a dozen, we won’t have an important estimate in the count. They will not prevent me from acquiring a gun license. Yes, it’s the scream of the soul, I see around the willless people, I’m afraid that my children will live in this pit.

Please resist, I am missing support. You should look in the eyes of your ancestors, it is your country, your land, stop swirling, money is dust, honor is the last thing that remains. We have already missed one state, don’t miss the last chance.

Borrowing money from a person who promised to make a job is not the best strategic move. I have a friend who works in a bank, and when there were rumors about upcoming cuts, he quickly took in the same bank in principle unnecessary loan for a year (on preferential terms, as an employee). He said he would lose a little money, but he kept his job. This is strategy.

Author of Quotes:
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Quotes about Zephyr in the Microwave:

You are a frog.
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You are an idiot, a bug! and :)

Why not go deeper into knowledge?

Tea "Greenfield" - delicious, fragrance, quality made, bags
Brilliant, external shell with a pleasant pattern in a green color.
Drink and rejoice. I was damned to find out what Greenfield was.
It was not enough, fucking, to know that it was a green field. Where is this field?
What is growing there?
Better not to find out.
Greenfield is an elite cemetery in New York City. Very expensive.

D>> The wife of the day issued -- "I know only one effective top manager. It’s our cat – it’s roasting on us every morning and getting food for it.

The liver has a good memory.

The power of self-induction. I tell my father’s words. There was an old woman in
The Basque Village. It was only after the war. Grandmother
She was lonely - her husband died in Finnish, and three sons were domestic.
I cleaned. Once the old lady got sick - the head is broken, bones
Laminate and heat. Nothing to do, go to the neighboring village where it was.
Sanchez (need to add that in her years she never went to doctors in
Life was not going. It was a long time, but to the grandmother's sandwich came.
He enters the cellar, and there the corridor is full of battles with the same pain. by
The nurse walks in the corridor, the thermometers puts the forearm in for everyone.
Accelerate the reception of patients. He got the thermometer and the old lady.
She sat down, felt better, and came back.
Home, the same ten kilometers with more feet to cross.
The nurse did not count a thermometer in the evening, but nothing terrible
It did not happen, it was written. The fun began a year later, when the grandmother again
appeared in the sandwiches and began to demand a magical glass stick,
The old broke up and now it is quite trouble - the health has gone badly.
The doctors began to understand: it turns out as soon as the grandmother fails -
immediately thermometer underarm and in five minutes again healthy. Where did she
He only measured the temperature. They were advised between
The doctors decided: once it helps, it must be given. It was delivered from stocks.
The truth on another day about this story in the fifty-kilometre district
Every dog in the village knew.

Today, the State Duma discussed the law on pedophiles and homosexuals.
Why are they not ashamed? They are constantly cooking for themselves. When are they
People will remember?

DJ: I sit in the military committee, I go through the honey commission.
Thro the building, the light is cut off, even though the eyes are blurred.
and silence.
In the midst of the evil darkness of the military committee, someone's subtle nervous voice is heard:
"Let us run, let us run!and "
We got...

From the Foreign Forum:

Once I saw certified copies of the contract with the Chinese, more precisely - translations into Russian, Chinese, English... so there in the Russian version by the Chinese in the point about force majeure was listed among the circumstances of force majeure: somehow war, earthquake floods... and in the end "... and every other PIZIDEZA...
He understood us absolutely...

And no one comes to the mind that if a girl goes on the street with something big, heavy, uncomfortable to carry, she should offer help, and not try to cleverly get up?

Kernel (17:42:09 29/06/2009)
My daughter is pregnant.
Jul`Ka (17:42:26 29/06/2009)
Congratulations to :)
Kernel (17:42:37 29/06/2009)
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Jul`Ka (17:42:57 29/06/2009)
Congratulations twice :)