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[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51572
 10.08.2011
There was a test on who understands IT Secure (attack/protection). The majority of the applicants (276 people) broke the archive of "girl with siska.rar", with the total number of participants being exactly 300 people. 23 people tried hard to unlock the archive titled "Muscular Macho.rar" Guess with one attempt how many boys and girls in this group? And who by his orientation is another person, if it is known that only he tried to unlock the archive titled "shootout and aerodynamics of the wing of the helicopter K52.rar"

I think it’s something with the others is not all right.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51571
 10.08.2011
How different guys and girls perceive the wedding.
Wedding Password on WIFI.
She: now I will not forget my password.
I will not forget when we have our wedding.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51570
 10.08.2011
C is:
Q: How to remove the smell of onions from your hands?
A: The garlic of them natri.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51569
 10.08.2011
xxx: Hi, my mommy! )))
Go away, I’m afraid of you!
XXX: O_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51568
 10.08.2011
From Asha

My phone automatically changes words.
He replaced the tram, the word winter with the ass.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51567
 10.08.2011
I am
Why not split by 2? :) One would go for insurance, the other for shoes. One at work, another at work.
DIRK
It can! You can clone yourself.
DIRK
Sit down all together and start throwing, none will go anywhere x-)))

[ + 58 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51566
 10.08.2011
Consider the Swedish:
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

The correct option: "and many of you ask this?"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №51565
 10.08.2011
From the Fire:
Question: I want to put on a hormonal spiral (presumably worldly), but it indicates that the term of validity is up to 5 years, and I will definitely take out a year in two or three. Couldn't it happen that the mirena will try to "produce" all of its resources and start to release twice as much hormone every day as it should be?
Answer: It will surely be as soon as he learns about your insidious plans.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51564
 10.08.2011
Marsiano4ka: Vasily - a truly irreplaceable programmer in our office
Marsiano4ka: no one understands his code except himself.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №51563
 10.08.2011
What is "What is "What is "What is "?
It is soakable.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51562
 10.08.2011
BBBrain: British scientists have concluded that sneezing is an alternative to orgasm. The mechanism of both processes is very similar. This process is identical to sneezing: when a person wants to sneeze, the tension in certain muscles increases, and then discharge occurs.
Dfstorm: Fuck that’s all! I smoked and smoked

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51561
 10.08.2011
A photographer wants to photograph a cat in the yard, addresses the grandmothers on the bench:
Can I take a picture of your cat?
It is a bad sign – he will die.
Can you be photographed?
No, then we will die.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51560
 10.08.2011
SentriX Pushes: Noise – It Hurt

<SKcorp.> SentriX: The mixer was deprived of virginity.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51559
 10.08.2011
Playing Son with Father online:

Daddy, fuck the fuck! Learn to play!
I fucking fuck your mom!
The Son: Cap

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51558
 10.08.2011
X: You are in contact.
Kirill: I have
X: Write me an invitation
Kirill: I invite you, Lecha, to become my friend in contact!
X: The SP

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51557
 10.08.2011
I live on the second floor.
The windows are open, I sit under it and I sneeze very loudly and loudly twice. A few seconds from the street:
Be healthy and grow big!! to
I look out the window, and there a girl comes in and looks out the window.
thank you!
She smiled and went on.
There are such people...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51556
 10.08.2011
I went to the dentist in the afternoon, generally overtaking the baby with my mother
Baby: Mom and after the rain mushrooms come out and then rainbow
Mom: Daddy, so it happens, Grandma just went for mushrooms
When your grandmother eats mushrooms, will she also have a rainbow?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51555
 10.08.2011
"By visiting kindergarten, Azarov promised Ukraine condoms"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51554
 10.08.2011
xxx>how can I get rid of social pressure if I don’t want to get married?
yyy>be a man to bleat :)

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №51553
 10.08.2011
Gato: I witnessed how my friend decided to meet a girl passing by. The girl turned out to be...eye... too accessible. by Cherry. and :)

This is the kind of girl I want to wear...
She: “Breaking” to wear on her hands? “Jumping on your hands”
He: * strongly presses, leaving no chance to get out of his hands * No. to rape. *take away *

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