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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6824
 14.06.2008
Can you find your child? new function "quay father" in the mixer tariff

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6823
 14.06.2008
My mom went even further, she doesn’t understand the relationship of the mouse with the cursor.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6822
 14.06.2008
Secretary: You just don’t argue...
Admin1c: What is it?
Secretary: This box smells burning.
Admin1c:0_O o hyace.Cut out of us.
Secretary: I just wanted to wash.
Admin1c:Scuco! kill yourself to the wall!rob him to us!
Secretary : What?
Admin1c: ON to OFF!
Secretary: He himself turned off.
by admin1c: Amen!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6821
 14.06.2008
Then... when the teacher has the paternity of Karlovich, you understand why he is leading the Wood Constructions.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6820
 14.06.2008
Winner
I came after stomatology.
[ and Nick ]
The robbed?
Winner
Treated
Winner
Half the face
Winner
So I came to the classic with such a face and tried to ask if there is a microSD card.
Winner
for nothing.
[ and Nick ]
And what? =
Winner
except "a manneft favouchi un" could say nothing more
Winner
I realized it was useless, turned around and went out.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6819
 14.06.2008
zzz (19:18:37 11/06/2008)
Greece loses goalkeeper before match with Russia
... Golkiper injured his finger at training and will be able to return to the field not earlier than in a week.
zzz (19:18:56 11/06/2008)
David Villa was injured during the celebration of the goal in the goal of the Russian national team
zzz (19:19:22 11/06/2008)
Swedish midfielder Christian Wilhelmsson was out of the Euro 2008 due to an injury to the knee tendon. This was stated by team doctor Anders Valentin. According to him, treatment of the injury will take at least three weeks, reports Reuters.
zzz (19:19:45 11/06/2008)
I, fucking, knew how our group would get out.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6818
 14.06.2008
avrora > remembers the story of the Neomort
For the first time, he was on his way to Silliger.
He also wanted to buy batteries in a photocopy, for which he needed a 24-hour store like a supermarket.
In general, at three o’clock in the night, a major Moscow car stops in some deaf village in the Tverska region...there comes out such a glamorous man and asks the first aboriginal who is caught – “Do you have a supermarket?”
The man was not confused, he replied "I have no!"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №6817
 14.06.2008
[21:02] <ILVOR> - Yesterday I ate watermelon and then I was upset...
[21:02] <xxx> - Maybe it’s not because of watermelon?
[21:03] <ILVOR> - I also sinned at first on peaches, but then again ate peaches and again got upset... :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6816
 14.06.2008
All my life I have dreamed of being the one who decides everything.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6815
 14.06.2008
At three o’clock in the night, the worried grandfather runs into the reception room.

Two grandmothers. My grandfather has a lifeless body of a grandson of three to four years.

Relatives in support, but through the heme worried. I ask what

has occurred. In the evening, the guests came and sat at the table.

A child sitting under the table is unconscious. I see the baby pink, pupils

The same thing, for the ear, the mouth rattles. I got a diagnosis and

The treatment. Relatives I say, you looked at the clock - 3 nights, he has you.

He just sleeps.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №6814
 14.06.2008
Moschev asks Peter:

What do you think of the creation of Cereteli?

So you need it!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6813
 14.06.2008
Kropotkin: go faster, or the wanton will disappear
ANET: And who is he?? to
Kropotkin: This is a mythical beast that hangs a programmer for the night before the job is given, struggles with his laziness, closes access to games and forces him to do his job.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6812
 14.06.2008
g@ivеr (01:19:21 11/06/2008)
What kind of a drunk I am???The Zombie Zombie

cy4k@ (01:19:42 11/06/2008)
So you told me that same day!!!! to

g@ivеr (01:20:20 11/06/2008)
I was so drunk!!!!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6811
 14.06.2008
I sit on the object, crawling in the switching shield. The task is to find and sign the phase on a hundred and forty lines. Work for the whole day, boring, diligent and a little dangerous, because 220 volts is still a little bit, but unpleasant. A local electrician, an elderly man, arrives and is rubbed in places to holes. He looked at me for a few minutes and said:
Are you using these devices here? Go, boy, and prepare all the labels right away.
Then one hand is taken to zero, and the index finger of the other hand begins to tick in the contacts in turn. He periodically shakes a little and says:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
I give him a label, he sticks and goes on. In a few seconds again:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
Well done in half an hour.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6810
 14.06.2008
Leo K[0]T Fiere: - She painted her hair and painted her ear =(. Now it is a stunning castan color. What to wash?

Lex Shalandin: Dress the second.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6809
 14.06.2008
The book "Female Secrets. The First Sexual Experience: Stories of Real Women
Here are about 500 stories of 213 women about their first sexual experience. These are absolutely honest stories told by real women without embarrassment or ornamentation.

to shower. women have more than two first sexual experiences)))))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6808
 14.06.2008
A friend said:
They are everywhere. At every crossroads and behind every turn... a strange day.
Theory of Probability. From a state of deep thoughtfulness, accompanied by a speed of forty kilometers (and this is in the second row), the inevitable upsurge of the feeding stick".
With a stormy joy, I jump out of the car and with a radiant smile and open arms rush to the sergeant:
Oh yeah, you are a serenity! How beautiful you are! Yesterday you burned in the gay club! Go, I will embrace you!
The inspector’s face, which was not yet brilliant with intelligence, instantly becomes red, then whitened, and then red again. The hand dies at the cradle of the foursquare, and the greeting of the City Gai, the sergeant..." is stuck in the throat with a stone. His older partner, ohuev of amazement, stumbled, fossilized with round eyes.
The Prophet! Thank you for reminding me, we’ll call you tonight.
By doing everything we can, trying not to shrink until we recovered, running back into the unstopped car and gases.
I turned around the corner. I could not go further, tears were shed from my eyes, I was shaking in hysteria... AAAAAAAAAA)))))))) SУУУУУКААААААА! )))))))))))))))))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6807
 13.06.2008
Raf: today in the bus in general a gesture was)) sitting behind me 2 drunk guys and a girl between them.. guys something non-memberly rub each other, then take away the girl's passport.. she: "Roma, give the passport".. that something washes in response, she tries to take away but in vain.. so a couple of minutes.. then she decided to trick)) type let me kiss you, and you give me the passport.. in the cabin all quieted.. heard a ringtone, the girl removes the passport in the bag, saying: here. Okay, I clean it and all) a couple of minutes of silence, some whisper, then the voice of the girl: b..t Roma, give my bag!!!!!)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6806
 13.06.2008
I found an advertisement! People are crazy =)

I sell BTR-80 everywhere (77 930,48$)
Gas-59032 (base of the BTR-80 all-aircraft)
Year of publication 2003,
The capacity is 260 hp.by Kamaz Turbo
Speed on the highway 100km/h
Floating speed -12 km / h (storm up to 4 bits)
Capacity of 2x150l.
Fuel consumption 45 l per 100 km.
Landing places 11.
Panzered, full-wheel drive, floating machine for fishing, hunting, transportation of valuables.
Equipment: swing, GUR, pre-release heater, cushionless, bullet resistant rubber, equipped with a system of centralized regulation of air pressure in tyres.

Any supplementary equipment can be installed: LCD TV, DVD, echo, GPRS, cabin covering, etc.

Yes, and I think the soldiers are missing, the DVD and the salon!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6805
 13.06.2008
fxmike (11:05:10 7/06/2008)
Are you fucking working?

St. George (11:43:14 7/06/2008)
How did he want?

fxmike (11:43:58 7/06/2008)
I wanted to congratulate you!

fxmike (11:44:35 7/06/2008)
On this beautiful day, everyone got up early in the morning and went to work with smiles and songs! How wonderful! No scratches, no scratched faces.

Georgich (11:54:16 7/06/2008)
Are you a fucking fuck?

fxmike (11:55:31 7/06/2008)
I suggest: increase the working week to 6, not to 7 working days! There will be less alcoholism and people will be in the tone! Holidays – go on!

St. George (11:56:06 7/06/2008)
And you are in JOPU tube on 219 with patithonic needles!!! to

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