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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17754
 03.07.2009
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Fuega: I’ve been playing the piano for five years, and I don’t know why the left pedal. There are three in the piano.
zooleen: It is gas, grip and brake.
zooleen: to chase.
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I played for 14 years. I didn’t even know about the left pedal. Thank you for pushing 😉
So, on the piano: right - the forte pedal (allows to resonate all strings at once, due to which the sound becomes louder and, if the pedal is used incorrectly, more dirty). The left pedal - una corda, moves the hammer so that they do not hit the straps (as happens in the usual mode), but only two, forcing the free third to resonate. The sound is cleaner and quieter.
The middle pedal (especially for the piano) - pianissimo, moves the panel with a thin loop so that it is the same string and hammer. The sound is very quiet. (Of course, a useful thing to not annoy the neighbors)))
The piano is a bit different. But after that (if anyone is interested) - in Google)
Thanks for attention.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17753
 03.07.2009
Russian Man: Yesterday the motorcycle sold, a cracked clove! I bought it for 8, sold it for 15.
What is tuning?
Russian Man: No, washed, loha found

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17752
 03.07.2009
"... I want to look at the map of the e95..."

No more this road, man. Bring it to the top, or a man suffers :-)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17751
 03.07.2009
Remove the floor of the line and re-print it.

by Zeno. I am busy!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! to
He fled in hysteria.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17750
 03.07.2009
by Mordor:
Frog, I sold 2 liters of juice, which today is a year old! Happy Birthday Fuck!! to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №17749
 02.07.2009
I killed my cat today. She was 14 years old.
I slept on the system.
Remember who is not difficult.

[ + 139 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17748
 02.07.2009
Unrespected smokers!
How tired of breathing the "smell" of your cigarettes! It is everywhere: on the streets, in restaurants, in clubs, in public transportation, where almost all drivers smoke, even in playgrounds where teenagers and parents of young children smoke. Nothing from him, shit, do not go! And also you are dissatisfied with the fact that your rights are violated by prohibiting you from smoking in public places. Has anyone thought about non-smokers?? to
Fuck that no one is fooled.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17747
 02.07.2009
The cry of a tormented soul and a woman has been a month of untouched body. by Koala! by Ilmarinen! Melt... As long as you are there in feelings and decide something, I will be hanged up! Well, I can’t really do that anymore... I’m going to hit people soon!!! Fuck, let’s make it easier. Let us do something! If you are reading this, write me!

People, bring somewhere butterfly... My strength is not there =( Let it see, but...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17746
 02.07.2009
Kirill Ivancov: Well, I made a beautiful offer to my wife! Dinner in the mountains, flowers, a romantic ring with diamonds...

Watson: You are a fool!

Kirill Ivancov: Why not?

Vasya Pohrenov: I made my offer cheap and no less angry! When she sits in her bed on a warm winter evening, I hear the end coming louder and all that, I stop sharply and say: - Marry me! She cried out, “Damn, just don’t stop!”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17745
 02.07.2009
He discovered that Google doesn’t know the word “clitormouse” at all (just like clitormouse).

Meanwhile, it is so informally called a cursor control device on laptops such as ThinkPad (officially called a trackpoint). A red button in the middle of the keyboard. In the Aitishnikov circles, this word has been in use for more than 10 years. And it was invented by me in the "Computer" no one other than Tola Wassermann.

I don’t understand one thing – he’s a hater. How did he know about the clitoris?

Onotole invented a word that Google doesn’t know!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17744
 02.07.2009
There is no more joyful spectacle than the look of a pre-Festival refrigerator!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17743
 02.07.2009
<Papa> Tanya, do you know what stress is?What is measured?? to
<Tanya> No, it’s when it’s hard on the soul, all on the nerves...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17742
 02.07.2009
She is a low woman!
You are a man xD

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17741
 02.07.2009

I’ve been on the metro for a long time. I stand. In front of me sits a guy... an obvious major and glamourist. The bright colors. The clerical look. I cannot tolerate them. He is sitting. I think he’s reading some hernia. Ann no...he sat reading Poetry of the Scaldos (Scandinavian poetry, if anyone does not know). When the electrician stopped he heard that in his headphones he was playing the 2nd piano concert with Rahmaninov. Then he gave up his place to a grandmother. When he went out, he opened his bag and laid the book there... there I also saw a book with Mandela’s poetry.

People... People are so different. It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it matters what it is inside.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17740
 02.07.2009
XXX is
Why do women cover their breasts with a blanket in the morning when they spend the night with a man?

YYYY
That he did not burn small breasts in the light?? to

XXX is
No, this is an ordinary question, not a mystery.

YYYY
AAA

YYYY
That he did not burn small breasts in the light!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17739
 02.07.2009
June 31 began as a normal day... but the lack of the internet as warned...

by Bond118

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17738
 02.07.2009
How Much Does Your Payment Terminal Cost?
Do you want to buy a terminal?
No, not to break.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17737
 02.07.2009
On the seabed, a huge creature wakes up, who needs to capture the brain of a boy. It reminds me of nothing...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17736
 02.07.2009
The buttons "Pitch" are definitely missing!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17735
 02.07.2009
Let’s buy Niva...which Putin?
It is like Putin.)
Kir: The first time you said correctly...

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