Kirill
If you are talking about watches that make sense to buy, that is. The price of a normal mechanic starts from somewhere the same 2,000 euros, as it is self-worthful, and not just a thing that time shows. Although for 2,000 it will be quite mediocre in reliability and accuracy of the product.

Edzieff
Enough of the Patriarch.

Kirill
and ?

Advice in one MMORPG:

If you suddenly encounter a huge group of bloodthirsty monsters, do not be afraid, they are as scared as you.
=) is

YYYY :

O_O
Her grandmother calls her friend who doesn’t get up.
He asks about the blasphemy.
Her grandmother grinned:
"All ok, Marinoch, you can come to visit me...
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These are wonderful jokes, and you say Petrosian...

Exam for Radio Amateur:
Do you have experience working on the air?
- Yes, the operator at the main radio centers of the GRU, FSO, Navy.
It is not counted.

Never hang a colorful shirt in an empty office under the Cradle of Filth.
Especially if you are a 25-year-old.
Cognitive dissonance (Cognitive dissonance)

xxx: I heard on the radio that Assange is still being extradited to Sweden.
YYY: What will the extraction be done?
Zzz: A denaturation of democracy, obviously.
Hubby©

I will not argue with fools.
Yyy: Cool, that means you will never have internal conflicts.

<xxx> We once conducted a psychoanalysis of "Baby and Carlson" with my wife after the 101st viewing of this cartoon by our child. The child is an autistic schizophrenic. Carlson is his dark alter-ego on which he spits all his hooliganistic crafts. The confirmation of schizophrenic hallucination is that Carlson appears only in a stressful situation for the Baby, also no one sees him, Frecken Bock is not in the account - the Baby with a virtual friend Carlson caused a mental disorder in the woman, that she herself and confirms: "And I went crazy - what an annoyance." The image of Carlson is partially taken by the Baby from his father - he also repeats: "Peace, only peace!", the father showed violence to the Baby in his early childhood, which could have caused the onset of his illness. and etc. and etc.

Practice in the universe:
Kirill, you are suffering from memory.
I am not Kirill, I am Vadim.

by FiToz

A verse about the Russian Post: "Fly, fly the leaflets, through the west to the east, through the north, through the south, return, making a circle..."

News on Hebra "On eBay banned from selling “magic” goods"
One of the first comments: "Cursed Mist!
Now again you will have to use flying powder and butter for ordering and delivering goods! and "

Kapolakaki: in Kamchatka 14 people caught the infection after trying bear meat
Kapolakaki: first comment: because you don’t eat mice!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx At work, I accidentally exploded my aunt’s mosque, broke the patterns and melted it.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
xxx: UPS stumbling in the stand after the storm. I went to dig it out of there to send it to repair. He came, and there is a "pilot" in it, which you can't get in the socket. There is not such a number of routers nearby to cross all the devices from this "pilot", until there is no interruptor. I went to search the office, found one 3x rocket extender, began to look where there is a 6x rocket pilot involved no more than 3 sockets to change them. I found one aunt, there was a computer, a monic, a printer and a fan (desktop), but the fan was not stuck in the socket at the time. Well, I think the heat is not now, it will survive, or find a place to hide it. So, after a while, I was passing by that place and there in panic, the aunt stumbled, trying to turn on the fan. The phrases were like "Yes how do you???!!! I remember putting the ventilator on here. There were more roses! *WALL* I can’t understand anything!!!" The neighbors aggravated the matter (when there was no one in the office), they began to convince her that she was confusing something, which drove her into an even greater stupor. :D
YYY: *ROFL**ROFL**ROFL**ROFL*
A: Poor aunt
You can’t imagine how much! When the uninterruptor comes from the repair, I will place her in the place of the 6th rocket "pilot" and then return *ROFL*

From the site ask.ru:
The question:
What cannot be done in our country?

Answer to:
Don’t dance in the church. All the rest we can have.

Members are on a trip:

Is the city big?
It is 3 megabytes.
(and continues to download the map on the phone)

Today my cousin’s girlfriend left, writing the following message: “Sorry, but we can’t communicate anymore.” I liked his reaction: "Now though "it" s "it" now does not confuse"

111(10:06:32 17/08/2012)
at night (00-20 somewhere) knocks me in the aska person, like let’s have virtual sex. I usually send them straight to the ears, and there was a good mood, I say - let's go.
222(10:09:35 17/08/2012)
And how?
111(10:12:01 17/08/2012)
in half an hour learned her brief biography, composition, interests and habits of the family, received several photos.
Strange facts about virtual sex
111(10:12:58 17/08/2012)
I think about the term "e...the brain"

I play the Akinator.

"Is your character a human?"
No is
"Do your character have ears and tail?"
Yes Yes
"Is your character Romanian?"
Hurry to Romania.

xxx (03:10:31 17/08/2012)
And then, the man is such a responsibility... he must be fed... sleep with him... clean up,?
yyy (03:11:07 17/08/2012)
This is not a hammer!
xxx (03:11:18 17/08/2012)
Can you not feed?

and amazing!I am going on the train now. We are standing somewhere, the car is flooded with crowds of shoppers, they all walk around, they irritate everyone, the darkness is shorter. and here, blin, conductor with a thunderstorm: "TOWARISTS ENTREPRISERS, IN STOROOONKUYU, BLAD, IN STOROOONKU"