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[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17734
 02.07.2009
XXX: She didn't even paint without tonality, nothing looked like this, I thought it would be worse
Have you ever seen a girl without a tonal??? Oh, Terry, you must marry her.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17733
 02.07.2009
from ZH:

My son told me.
He plays Lady Jedi and recently got a door into a room that he can't open, and so tried and so on... He wrote a chit-code that allows you to pass through the walls, passed through that door...
Ordinary room, nothing interesting, only on the wall the inscription: "Well, you and the chatter!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17732
 02.07.2009
From the forum about sex during menstruation =)
My "safe sex" in the menstrual period with simultaneous interrupted act and subsequent shower, the year recently turned... The child looks like a husband. be protected!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17731
 02.07.2009
The job is not x..., it should not stand.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №17730
 02.07.2009
As a child, I loved watching cartoons about Ninja Turtles. Well who
Did not love?
And here, in the cinema, they showed more about them. I wanted to buy.
I bought. Funny as a creature. There is no benefit from it, but it is also harmful.
and bley. Better buy a fish. This animal took me half a year of life.
Not so much that, brake, comatic I would even say, even under
My feet are confused. He does not sleep at night. by Nea. Something is shaking, shaking.
Always cuddling, cuddling something, or eating constantly, or even cuddling.
His tower is in the wall, and he bounces until morning. There is no rear transmission.
Sleeping is hunting. And there are two options, or to get up, to tear away the wife,
turn on the light, raise the bed, find this bulldozer and press on the neck,
or to be penetrated by love and to endure until this creature is silent. under the morning.
Well, at night, sometimes, you need to go to the stove, or to the refrigerator, to live.
What, go down, and here this animal goes crazy up in the dark. I stumbled,
I fall in order not to blow up the creature. My wife is scared,
Not used to. To mark the creature at night, I wrapped it on the roof.
battery and LED, in flash mode. At night I am under.
The moonwalker runs through the beds, the blue lights like that, the piu-piu-piu. See also
Good for demand. But anyway, the horn will crumble and bounce. I thought s
Whatever it is. So far. Try driving in the car,
and ah? Here is. I put a super bright LED on her shoulder. The headlights
Light as it is. It was immediately packed. She is running, and she can see everything.
He walked in the darkness like a blind man. solved one problem.
Meaning is. The armor is good. The moon is slowly driving.
and ah. Then I attached her small wheels below. The first turtle
the speed of such accelerations and prospects, and then
Nothing is used to. I even learned a little to ride.
You put her on the floor, you set the direction, she is scratching, scratching it. Love is
Expensive to look at. At night, she even has manoeuvres under the closets.
The beds. The fun, the shit. Guests are sometimes scared. They sit
sitting, and here it is from under the couch in lamps and on wheels,
The tower will turn important, the route will be thrown, and will turn into another.
The Strone. The guests in shock, the turtle too. Who said they are foolish, right?
by Fig. Irritated her somehow. He kicked his finger in the haru, and it still thinks.
No, he can’t eat me. He knocked on the floor and went down.
On the wheels. It drove a little, I forgot. Then this fell, pharaoh.
I was blown up, crawled from the corner, while I was watching a movie and a little bit.
Capped! Think about whether she has a brain or not.
I almost lost her, really. Go to nature, drink and eat.
My comet is in the grass. It does not respond to the screams, and it does not.
Close to back. So many scammers around! The bulls are there, the chips. found
After a while, it was just at the garbage barrel. And nothing though. I then her.
On the roof, a plastic bottle from McDonald’s was glued. Used now
On the grass with the flag bright, it is always visible.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17729
 02.07.2009
Two friends are talking:
Where did you get that ring?
The boy gave me a memory.
What kind of boy?
I do not remember...

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №17728
 02.07.2009
My husband and I live in a fairy tale. Yesterday he decided to cook a plow, and put the whole kilogram pack of rice in the pot! And then he jumped around the pot with his eyes opened, shouting at the whole kitchen:" The pot is not cooking!!!! Not a whiplash!and "

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17727
 02.07.2009
NASA researchers are confident that they have found a solution to the events that occurred on June 30, 1908 in the area of the river Podkamena Tunguska. Scientists believe that the cause of the explosion, which destroyed 830 square kilometers of taiga, was a meteorite that fell to Earth.
_________________________
They quickly came up with a new idea!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17726
 02.07.2009
xxx: I am an educated blonde without a capsule!>_<
YYY: You do not exist! XD is

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17725
 02.07.2009
Zzz: I suggest playing xxx and yyy. It is only they who burn the abyss with all the garbage and hernia.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17724
 01.07.2009
A very expensive French restaurant. A lot of journalists (so that they can be ripped). One of the journalists, forging in a plate and talking to the waitress: What is green? It is tuna! A proud waitress answered. Maybe it’s not tuna? I tell you the tuna - looks at him like an idiot and goes away proudly. He returns after five minutes and with the same proud look declares: “Yes, you were right, it’s not tuna, it’s spinach!!!”! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17723
 01.07.2009
The acquaintance:
Today I found the embodiment of greed. I watched my father and brother share their socks after washing.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17722
 01.07.2009
A new dance has appeared: the teutonic! It is done this way: in the winter you put a hole on your head, go to a frozen lake and dance until you fail under the ice.

[ + 100 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17721
 01.07.2009
Why, WHY always, when an erotic scene begins (the only one in the movie) always comes in, sees this caterpillar, and cries: "Aaaah, you're watching porn!" What PC is this?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17720
 01.07.2009
It’s not the first time I read about the battery. I can only say that you have your brains. And in no case try to repeat at home: heating pipes, as a rule, are very well grounded. When you were a child, did you collect a detector receiver?
If you wrap the "zero" grandmother there, it’s obvious, nothing will be done. If "phase" - you are most likely to have automates. If they are good and correct. If not, you risk a fire.
Even if you assume that the heating pipes are not grounded - in order for the grandmother to hit the current, she must 1) touch the unpainted part of the pipe. 2) at the same time touch something grounded, or at least stand naked wet feet on the concrete floor. This is very unlikely, unlike the fire of wires in your apartment.
p.s : Bring it to the top, or physics is not taught and is led to all kinds of nonsense...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №17719
 01.07.2009
xxx: Well how could I know that the garages yesterday was held action - "every tenth visitor puzzles..." :(

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17718
 01.07.2009
And if the transformers arrived 40 years later, they would have stumbled on the skynet and the army of the Terminators. And it is still unknown who who... And 200 years later, they would find the fields of people-batteries in the matrix and hordes of flying spruce.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17717
 01.07.2009
Answer to Answer:

We sit in the movie on Transformers 2, at the moment when Optimus Prime was killed, out of the room a scream: They killed Optimus! And from the other end of the room a cry of response: Svolokchi! )))))
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Ssssssssssssssssssss!

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Don’t worry, it will be resurrected :)

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17716
 01.07.2009
It is such a feeling that all these defenders of wrong-handed users are engaged in self-induction. People remember it! The 21st century is in the courtyard, the computer century! The computer helps in various spheres of activity and basic knowledge is necessary for everyone!
I am not an aitišnik, I am a boss. And why then I know how to reset the screw and where what settings are in it. At home, I ownly installed a Wi-Fi router, set up a laptop and computer. I know most of the MSOffice settings. I know how Print Screen works. In the end, I can set up the computer myself. But why did nobody teach me all this, I learned to do it myself! ............
P.S No one demands from you, comrades defenders, any supernatural knowledge. But why do you really chase IT staff?

= the =
Plus a stop, a start. Smell of lamps!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17715
 01.07.2009
XXX is:
Start of. The place is riddled with the work: yeah, you are an ass lapouchia! Do you know what your guys did? I come to the facility, check the work, and you know what I find? Your wonderful boys put calls instead of switchers. The calls! Instead of switching! 20 of them!! The light only burns when you press a button. The idiots!

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