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[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34438
 12.08.2010
Heraldo (17:42:03 12/08/2010)
I read about Barsucci on Wikipedia:
Babies see for 35-42 days.
Heraldo (17:42:15 12/08/2010)
Type of "Japanese city!! I am a bartender!and "

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34437
 12.08.2010
In Ashka a friend asks:
- Listen, I have a photo slowly in the inets loading, there is a lot of people on it. It depends on how many people there are, which slowly loads?
Is that what to answer him?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34436
 12.08.2010
I learned how to sleep 3 hours and get enough sleep.
You need to sleep before 8am.)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34435
 12.08.2010
Clan chat, a bunch of people:
I am not from this planet. electricity tss. No word to anyone.
And no one knows.
[_gosa_]: Those [idyr] who heard in the chat - you take on the plate, okay?
I have a pot. In the plates of electricity nubes fly. Ok to Ok.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №34434
 12.08.2010
Savikov: How do you treat snakes?
Xlab: I love Python
Savikov: ><

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34433
 12.08.2010
she (02:07:20 10/08/2010)
I have a cat lying on the sofa.
on (02:07:30 10/08/2010)
My back is important.
she (02:07:39 10/08/2010)
Aha
on (02:08:15 10/08/2010)
I'd like to be in your cat's place. :D
she (02:08:41 10/08/2010)
He lies his leaf, and still has no eggs.
on (02:08:51 10/08/2010)
Blessed

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34432
 12.08.2010
Mya: I saw an advertising shield on which it was written in red on yellow: “Do not kill, do not adulterate, do not steal.” Plans had to be sharply adjusted.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34431
 12.08.2010
xxxh: Today I saw at a fishing boat, one man floating for the ultra-distance cast from a special bow shot.
WOW: They are completely out. The missiles will soon be launched.
Hear, Barack Obama, I send you here on the Great Lakes with "Topol-M".
Self-made... From a spoonful)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34430
 12.08.2010
I love boxing, even if the opponent buys all the judges, nobody will stop you from giving him a moustache :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34429
 12.08.2010
Conversation with the former:
My friends will never betray me, unlike you!! to
yyy: Open the third box from the bottom, opened we will think, there is my diploma, so here in the last file the envelope... you are still looking and I will write...
yyy: Yes, the first Marina in the country, and here is the second like Masha after that club, and there is something to remember, by the way, your Elena is beautiful after the second liter of vodka (I am, by the way, too, otherwise on those 150 kg do not go up)... Hey, yeah... And remember you Maska reassured that her ex hurt? Probably you’ve already reached the photo where I’ve offended her the day before"so to say. You’ll ask “why?” and now the final photo taken from that hike in the mountains, when you didn’t call me, dear deleted photos can be brought back to life. You swear that there was nothing. Do you think everything? He is her)

P.S You won’t find me any more if you’re celebrating my birthday. You and your faithful friends.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34428
 12.08.2010
Lecha: Fool, to get the status of the order, what do I need to do?
Step by : )
The Roma :)
by Jura :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34427
 12.08.2010
shiz: if during the mining you sing the song of Malezhika "Liliputsky-Lilygnom, the ice cream is big as a house", sex is postponed indefinitely.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34426
 12.08.2010
<Tory> I am 15 years old and you
<Sprite> and I am up to four
<Tory> in the sense of
<Sprite> St. by 134. Sexual intercourse with a person under the age of sixteen is punishable by imprisonment for up to four years.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34425
 12.08.2010
The dishes at home are beaten sometimes, but this case is something unusual.
Three-room apartment, in one we live with a girl. Sitting at night, watching a movie, broke a glass. It was lazy to gather, decided in the morning. As they gathered in the morning in the same place broke the same second. I thought it was coincidence. The next morning the window opened up here. They gathered, put a 2-kilogram pack of dryers under the end, dissolved there. But how we tricked to break a piece of ice at the same point by the end of the day we are sitting there guessing.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34424
 12.08.2010
x: in Gmail has put a theme "Spring"
X: No one is still there, for some reason :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34423
 12.08.2010
<nippah>: *stabbed into the bathroom - look in the mirror
<nippah>: even without a gentleman on me from the mirror looked at a wild red-eyed monster
<nobu^>: at night they turn into gentlemen
<nobu^>: get up at night, sit down at the nearest computer and begin to emerge everything in a row until you wake up.
... at night the accountant Rosa Stepanovna - a great woman in the years, the hope and support of the department - awoke not herself. She was persecuted by the feeling that something needed to be collected, something not done, unwritten, unproven. Rose Stepanovna was caught up for the annual report, but no - not that, not that. And then she turned on the old computer left of her husband who left the world, loaded an incomprehensible axis and, herself not believing in what she was doing, picked up the incomprehensible "emerge -uDN world". The appearance of lines running on the screen strangely calmed, removed the unclear feeling of underwork. And if there were unsolved dependencies, which Rose Stepanovna miraculously resolved, then itching in the fingers disappeared. In the morning, the accountant laughed at work with red eyes and everyone around believed that it was just a love lack of sleep.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34422
 12.08.2010
Natasha: And also enlighten me... I’m dark... that’s YIBU?
ingvar: abbreviated from "Unfortunately, I do not know the answer to your question"
Tagged with: 8-) passive

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34421
 12.08.2010
He was in the hospital for surgery. One day I woke up at six in the morning because of exhausting screams (two were screaming)
Please help me!! Good people, neighbors and helpers!!! They collapse!! to
“Stop, Suka, you are in the hospital!”! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34420
 12.08.2010
MICsher (01:11:39 12/08/2010)
In addition to the instructions, there will be a brief reference on working with the instructions and instructions on working with the certificate.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №34419
 12.08.2010
Yeltsin’s daughter tweeted: “Two air conditioners broke in our house. There are only 12. The house is very hot, +25 degrees. Ordinary people are probably even worse now.

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