Will we have a romantic evening?
Of course, and not only in the evening.
It can be all day.
She: good, I need to cut down and buy beer.

Here is the Knight Fuck.
He saved me from the collapsing pigeon in the park and told me to tell everyone that he saved me from the dragon.
Because the pigeon does not cane, it is not so dangerous.

From the Auto Forum

This Russian interpretation of the famous Ford Transit, descending from the conveyor immediately rusted and broken... With the same very Russian (or Belarusian) drivers, which, as the poet said, the common arshine is not to measure.
Who in our country drives as if he had only heard of PD from friends, but remembered little, because he was drunk? Who, judging by the manner of driving, the glasses are opaque, and the mirrors reflect nothing, except passengers transferring money? Who, when leaving the secondary, behaves like an old homosexual, to whom the main thing is to put his ass and not get in the mouth? It-a-k is it! Here are they! Heroes of terrible dreams, generators of random numbers of our roads, destroyers of all and all dogmas, prohibitions and attempts of other drivers to somehow foresee the situation! Meet all parts of your cars!

Corvus: I want 12 cubics of press, what do I do?
Reactor: sitting further behind the compound...

The female contradiction in action: you burn fire in it, and it produces water.
yyy: This is a built-in cooling system

Igor4737: I went to the power market to pay for electricity - shake, I couldn't...
They have no light.
Barm: O_o

Listen, you guys on the Lexus! Someday I will buy Belaz and go on the principle!

Correspondence with an acquaintance:
She: How is it?
I: Is it okay, how are you?
She also has me.)
She: Really married... but I believe everything will be fine

In the morning in the store asked "Bon-aqua" non-alcoholic. Only when I saw the smiling saleswoman I realized that something was wrong. I wanted to be negated...

A few years ago, the line on the Ukrainian border. The border near the shlagbaum only misses a few. I approach, wait, change, say everyone is waiting, and these by personal arrangement with the commander are passing. On the booth kicks - there the second is sitting. I see a trust phone with a Kiev number on the booth. Immediately with him I recruit and explain that I want to travel by personal arrangement, as the foreigner recommended, but I do not know what to negotiate. Where can I see the price, or in place as if the price is not overpriced? The borderman next only "bl..." and could scream. I did not trust these phones before, but once in my life I had to see border guards running, rushing. As fast as that time, I and the whole assembly never crossed the border.

When I was in college, I came here to read. It was rotting so much that it could not stop, so the pair were driven out! Now I sit at work, read a bor, and the people around me don’t even suspect it!

A few days ago on TV showed "The meeting place cannot be changed". So, at the end of the film appeared the inscription type "Release intended for kinozal.tv" (torrent tracker)

More and more often I have the feeling that all mosquitoes have read and actively use the guide "How to make a person hit himself in the head".

It’s uncomfortable when you cut your skull and wrapped your hair in a newspaper and forgot to throw it out. And then wet the backpack decided to dry it by tapping the newspapers that were at hand. And on the coming day, getting a report for the boss from the backpack and throwing it on his table with a wide gesture, at the same time gifts him with a cluster of silky, curved hair. This is uncomfortable.

What picture should I print to hang on the wall?
- Let's go here, we both did well on it, no one will be offended.

I have chronic alcoholism on my legs.

The morning. The first thing I see when I get out of the house: the grandmother bent in half, in one hand she screams and breaks out the Arabic, in the other the Negritos, both scream in different languages, one demands “banana”, the other “rahat-lukum”.

When will you rest the Herodes? My grandmother shook them both.

A present to my granddaughter.

You understand, boys sometimes like when a girl has a stomach. The stomach is so dull and dull.
YYY: Well, I’m not arguing about that...You just don’t have a stomach, Masha. You have a lot of fucking huge fat hangs almost to your knees any couple in it will drown and end up eating hamburgers!! to

Can you tell me what the names of people who love to fuck dead, old male animals?
Do you have a problem with Nina?

If a man goes to the left four times, he will return to his wife.
What if the girl goes to the left four times?
Zzz to Mom.