Topic on the forum "Is it worth taking a Power Balance bracelet?"

The commentary:

I am for, if you want, take it. It’s time for all of them to wear a recognition mark, a bracelet, for example.

My mom says I’m obsessed with greatness, but I’m actually a genius.

I was at the cafe today and went to the toilet. From the neighboring cabin a half-drunk female voice:
We were so good together, and you are already leaving me without even having time to know better!
I think about myself: "Does someone call right from the cabin? Desperate grandmother..." And here is the continuation:
For now, the pizza. You were really delicious...
The sound of washing.

The scale of the current VKontakte tragedy
They continue to stir up the mind. A few minutes
The first human was observed in ICQ.

What is the "self-destruction mechanism"? Are you fucking there?
Such a mechanism would make sense for the manufacturer to put, if he had a guarantee that you will buy in exchange for his damaged product. And what is the point of destroying your laptop so that the consumer goes and buys the book of a competing firm? And that will work for many years over the warranty, and the consumer will tell everyone that the bucks are fucking, and the wheels are cool?
Or by your "self-destruction mechanisms" now everywhere? And what then to explain my Dell, for example, which has already worked 2 years after the end of the warranty, and judging by the state - will work as much without problems?
The bucks fly because you buy cheap shit, which is collected from cheap shit, which is made from cheap shit, which barely lives the warranty period, because it is cheap shit, not designed for a long life.
And they make them out of shit not for you to buy a new barrel, but for it to be $100 cheaper than the same competitors, so you say - and hide me to pay an extra $100 if there is no difference?

Two mothers are talking.
Oh what, the kids are very bad, the parents do not listen, they argue.
Are yours good?
and yes.
And my good ones. Whose ones are bad?

US Embassy in Moscow without light due to fire

Commentary :
Great response to sanctions. The next time the sewer will accidentally turn off.

to this:
Guys, please behave properly, this behavior does not paint you.
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When will you realize that these calls don’t mean anything? In any group, you can see the most active representatives, so because of these inadequate monkeys, it seems to you that we Ukrainians are all sitting here and only dreaming like a mosquito in the borst. And in fact not, all normal people behave adequately and can only wait for when all this nonsense ends. And once we behave normally, then we do not see that we are such condemned.
Asking for proper behavior is useless. Who could see it and behave so normally? And for the bulky inadequates, you are a moscal who indicates something to them, probably worked in Egypt, the mosquitoes are bombarded by popcorn, the heroes of the sala in Ukraine... And how to fight these fools I don’t know.

X: What mosquitoes are now evil gone, fumigators do not help (
y: And we have mosquitoes so harsh that they pull a fumigator out of the socket when they get into the room.)

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How much money is needed for what is more expensive?
Say that you are sorry for my money!! to
And goats, goats, goats...
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This is a form of money question.
I had to ask: How much do you pay for this costly dress?
Do you feel the difference?
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Chuvak-2, there is some difference, of course. But if this TP entangled in her stitches to offend a guy, then nothing will help.

I went to Peter this summer. Warm up...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The insurance company will pay my loan. I bought a shaurma, asked for more pepper, bitten, wiped out my mouth with my hand... Yumi, will my intestines dissolve?
If I die, I will give you my ack of stima.
XXX: Although not... I am even a dead greedy :-)

xxxh: and so far I draw them a vector herre, so that you can stretch without losing quality
It is useful to HD
I would like to have a vector...

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I don’t know, I’m pleased with my roof. When increased, it creates a very useful and mutually pleasant roughness.)))

And in "what? where?when?" have you ever asked a question to which the answer would be "I don't know"?

and Simferopol. Announcement for the job of a design engineer. The salary is 9000 rubles. I got a letter from the applicant: "You really pay 9000 rubles or is this a joke?"

to this:
A dog on a pedestrian crossing.


There would be more normal Drivers who, regardless of the situation (whether transitory or not), would reduce the speed before the pedestrian crossing.

My cat is very suspicious of people - always crawls under the door when someone closes in the room, smells food long before starting to eat, and when I crawl it, she occasionally opens her left eye to check if I am doing it in good faith.

My friend burned me a day ago. I went with her to her brother’s birthday. I have two gifts already packed:
Have two gifts?
- My brother in the dungeon will also have an uncle, he also had a birthday on the days, but he never celebrates, so I bought him a gift. So purely symbolic.
We arrived at noon and greeted the little one. We approach the uncle - a healthy man like that, pale. A friend gives him a gift, he opens, and there is SHAMPOO! My uncle and I immediately rattled, he was a man with a sense of humor. For a long time, my friend sincerely wondered what we were ridding.

in the operating room today.
Surgeon: That needle is so dumb, you probably
The head touched!
I didn’t touch the tip!
You are an adult boy, you have to.
Start touching the tip.

Every time I feed my cat, I am upset that the cat eats poorly and little.
Every time I grind his bowl, I realize that he, the fox, is eating a lot!