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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51512
 09.08.2011
[5:43] Gownaud Gownaud 28: I only eat delicious things :-)

[05:45] Fuck, by nick noticeable)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51511
 09.08.2011
From Yapa video about a dog who swims on a yacht with the owner, pulls ropes to him, helps in general. Everyone praises her. One comment killed - "A class dog. This is really a man’s friend.
It will be a pity when she dies."

[ + 46 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51510
 09.08.2011
Diabetic relatives came and ate all the sweets.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51509
 09.08.2011
YYY: I’m going to eat chocolate.
XXX is NO! Stop to!
Yyy: Eat and cry, eat and cry.
XXX: Wait for me!:D
I will wipe away tears from your face.
YYY: O.O
As long as you are blinded by the cloth, eat chocolate.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51508
 09.08.2011
My teaching name is Ichthyander.
I can’t say that to call him.
I am ashamed (

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51507
 09.08.2011
Give me your number! 😉
YYY : YYYYY? =) is
There is no phone.)
yyy: I sympathize = (

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51506
 09.08.2011
Energy savings in Russian:
- buy a lamp with a resource 1-1,5 times longer than usual and 10-15 times more expensive,
- which is unclear where to put if overburned and can not be beat in any case, and if broken - ahtung, because mercury,
- which instead of "warm light" gives a shimmering glow of the type "you are all in a morrow", - and finally if the world will come together with the clay on the "consumer" lamps 0.2-0.3 kW (repair in the apartment, light up the garage, pavilion, etc.) - then at such a cost, the usual "heaters" could thistle without rest for several months.
Where did the savings come from?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51505
 09.08.2011
Yuvolgin: Here you are, Cinderella, the control package of the AUTOVAZ, but remember that midnight came there forty years ago.

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №51504
 09.08.2011
The friends! Let us gather and organize the killing of Potap and Nasty! What shit is this? First the pebbles, then the chubby spring, and now the Chundra-Chundra? I will not endure it!
by KV

[ + 103 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51503
 09.08.2011
by Fours. Thank you for the state exam. I scored 100 balls. He won three Olympics in Russian. He then entered the megawatt for the foundation of state administration. Minia immediately enrolled I want to become a manager

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №51502
 09.08.2011
Listen, what is the name of the guy in the bank with whom you slept to get a loan?
No, not in that window.
YYY: Nothing terrible
Good luck with your credit!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51501
 09.08.2011
Riding on shells. I came home tonight, sober. My father sees, he sees. The mother screams.
Anthony came home sober.
M – How he should have come!? to
Yes, in his years I went home on cartridges!

O_O

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №51500
 09.08.2011
MOM: (12:57:24 8/08/2011)
My son, as he did.
I am: (12:57:52 8/08/2011)
Caps lock off when you write 😉
I mean, you are screaming 😉
MOM: (12:59:00 8/08/2011)
I don’t know how to unlock.
I am: (13:13:06 8/08/2011)
button on the left of the keyboard - "CAPS LOCK"
Over the Shift key
I am: (13:13:25 8/08/2011)
found it?
MOM: (15:13:24 8/08/2011)
Yes Yes

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51499
 09.08.2011
articles on mail.ru about i-mobile

“Our concept has a revolutionary design and exclusive technical solutions. In particular, the doors will open completely unusual,” said Dmitry Yarota, a strategic marketing adviser to Y-Auto.

The doors will open as the elevator cabin of the Bobruish Lift Plant
With a scratch and not to the end.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №51498
 09.08.2011
"If you write the word "Watman", most people will read it as "Batman". The facts"

I read Batman (
I am a Wattman.
I am Alexander.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51497
 09.08.2011
We came to work with students who gave me a practice, they are small, they are afraid of everyone, and even me, although I am only 3 years older than them, and generally call me by name-fatherhood: Tatyana, Yopt, Sergeevna, they consider me an important and serious specialist in statistical modeling )))) While I was on vacation, they were put to work for my computer. They are afraid, i.e. On the table they do not touch anything and barely touch the key and mouse.
I wonder if they still consider me the same important and serious special (and are going to continue to call me by name-fatherhood), if all week they worked on a compass, in front of the monitor of which was painted left by a colleague A4 sheet with the phrase "Thanko-pardon! I went on vacation and kept silent. Come back, I will punish the goat!!"

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51496
 09.08.2011
xxx: Advice a powerful horror film that would make friends get enough above the roof, and the guys didn't seem like a comedy?
Tagged: house 2
zzz: House 2 is too powerful, the boys will fight

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51495
 09.08.2011
ILIN: very good
So let’s pick the camera 😉
Smith: Take Nokia, they can also call

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51494
 09.08.2011
Latest news from mail.ru

In the Leningrad region, police found an illegal railway crossing.
“At 30 meters from the railway platform of Sinevo there was a voluntarily constructed railway crossing.<...>Using the crossing, citizens could, without making a circle of 15 kilometers, directly reach the city of Priozersk. However, for the saved time was not to pay a symbolic amount. For citizens, it was 500 rubles, and for customers of the holiday base - 250 rubles"<> The passage through the railway was carried out by a 60-year-old grandmother, who "on the ears" determined where the train is.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51493
 09.08.2011
From the City Forum:

xxx: What was not quiet in the city - yesterday at 9 p.m. at the stop "Working" a drunken man had to climb, had to cut down and retire... hopefully he quickly hesitated...

yyy: According to the news, at lunchtime, the body of a man in the area of the Working stop was found, with signs of violent death.

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