[5:43] Gownaud Gownaud 28: I only eat delicious things :-)

[05:45] Fuck, by nick noticeable)))

From Yapa video about a dog who swims on a yacht with the owner, pulls ropes to him, helps in general. Everyone praises her. One comment killed - "A class dog. This is really a man’s friend.
It will be a pity when she dies."

Diabetic relatives came and ate all the sweets.

YYY: I’m going to eat chocolate.
XXX is NO! Stop to!
Yyy: Eat and cry, eat and cry.
XXX: Wait for me!:D
I will wipe away tears from your face.
YYY: O.O
As long as you are blinded by the cloth, eat chocolate.

My teaching name is Ichthyander.
I can’t say that to call him.
I am ashamed (

Give me your number! ?
YYY : YYYYY? =) is
There is no phone.)
yyy: I sympathize = (

Energy savings in Russian:
- buy a lamp with a resource 1-1,5 times longer than usual and 10-15 times more expensive,
- which is unclear where to put if overburned and can not be beat in any case, and if broken - ahtung, because mercury,
- which instead of "warm light" gives a shimmering glow of the type "you are all in a morrow", - and finally if the world will come together with the clay on the "consumer" lamps 0.2-0.3 kW (repair in the apartment, light up the garage, pavilion, etc.) - then at such a cost, the usual "heaters" could thistle without rest for several months.
Where did the savings come from?

Yuvolgin: Here you are, Cinderella, the control package of the AUTOVAZ, but remember that midnight came there forty years ago.

The friends! Let us gather and organize the killing of Potap and Nasty! What shit is this? First the pebbles, then the chubby spring, and now the Chundra-Chundra? I will not endure it!
by KV

by Fours. Thank you for the state exam. I scored 100 balls. He won three Olympics in Russian. He then entered the megawatt for the foundation of state administration. Minia immediately enrolled I want to become a manager

Listen, what is the name of the guy in the bank with whom you slept to get a loan?
No, not in that window.
YYY: Nothing terrible
Good luck with your credit!

Riding on shells. I came home tonight, sober. My father sees, he sees. The mother screams.
Anthony came home sober.
M – How he should have come!? to
Yes, in his years I went home on cartridges!

O_O

MOM: (12:57:24 8/08/2011)
My son, as he did.
I am: (12:57:52 8/08/2011)
Caps lock off when you write ?
I mean, you are screaming ?
MOM: (12:59:00 8/08/2011)
I don’t know how to unlock.
I am: (13:13:06 8/08/2011)
button on the left of the keyboard - "CAPS LOCK"
Over the Shift key
I am: (13:13:25 8/08/2011)
found it?
MOM: (15:13:24 8/08/2011)
Yes Yes

articles on mail.ru about i-mobile

“Our concept has a revolutionary design and exclusive technical solutions. In particular, the doors will open completely unusual,” said Dmitry Yarota, a strategic marketing adviser to Y-Auto.

The doors will open as the elevator cabin of the Bobruish Lift Plant
With a scratch and not to the end.

"If you write the word "Watman", most people will read it as "Batman". The facts"

I read Batman (
I am a Wattman.
I am Alexander.

We came to work with students who gave me a practice, they are small, they are afraid of everyone, and even me, although I am only 3 years older than them, and generally call me by name-fatherhood: Tatyana, Yopt, Sergeevna, they consider me an important and serious specialist in statistical modeling )))) While I was on vacation, they were put to work for my computer. They are afraid, i.e. On the table they do not touch anything and barely touch the key and mouse.
I wonder if they still consider me the same important and serious special (and are going to continue to call me by name-fatherhood), if all week they worked on a compass, in front of the monitor of which was painted left by a colleague A4 sheet with the phrase "Thanko-pardon! I went on vacation and kept silent. Come back, I will punish the goat!!"

xxx: Advice a powerful horror film that would make friends get enough above the roof, and the guys didn't seem like a comedy?
Tagged: house 2
zzz: House 2 is too powerful, the boys will fight

ILIN: very good
So let’s pick the camera ?
Smith: Take Nokia, they can also call

Latest news from mail.ru

In the Leningrad region, police found an illegal railway crossing.
“At 30 meters from the railway platform of Sinevo there was a voluntarily constructed railway crossing.<...>Using the crossing, citizens could, without making a circle of 15 kilometers, directly reach the city of Priozersk. However, for the saved time was not to pay a symbolic amount. For citizens, it was 500 rubles, and for customers of the holiday base - 250 rubles"<> The passage through the railway was carried out by a 60-year-old grandmother, who "on the ears" determined where the train is.

From the City Forum:

xxx: What was not quiet in the city - yesterday at 9 p.m. at the stop "Working" a drunken man had to climb, had to cut down and retire... hopefully he quickly hesitated...

yyy: According to the news, at lunchtime, the body of a man in the area of the Working stop was found, with signs of violent death.

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