The problem of modern clashes is, at best, the unjustified extrapolation of experience.
Thus e. A person has an experience, which means “so is also” and automatically replaces its value with “so is only”.
Often the same experience, which is so categorically shared with us by the participant of the clash, is extremely subjective. We receive not an objective description of the experience, but its observation by one of the participants.
“I’m not afraid of mice, so men are not afraid of mice.” Here "meaning men are not afraid of mice" is an unjustified extrapolation. A "I am not afraid of" subjective perception. What people thought in the process was behind the picture. Even if they said, “No-no, dear, of course you weren’t scared. And on the table just because the mouse is better visible from there" - the storyteller does not have objective data :)
And in neglected cases, we observe the extrapolation of non-existent experience. Man does not know how he has obtained an opinion, and shares it with others. Do not ask forcibly. Per this could be called "Missionary Syndrome"

You are all here scandalizing, find out...Better appreciate how cheerfully the words of romance "Chrysanthemums have long since bloomed in the garden" on the motive of the American anthem

From the contact:

“Hey, Commander, I had to stand here, and well, I have to get rid of it, I need it urgently. An enormous man was pushed.
I will go without a line, I have children at home! A hysterical eagle.
- Well, we gave up to the elderly, my legs hurt and I am a veteran and a disabled person in general - all of my grandmother's chariot with the force of a heavyweight, and not an old disabled person.
Just ask me! The guy tried to resist.
- I am a member, I am out of line - a man of immense size was waving.
And only the devil, sitting at the gates of hell, looked at this vaccanalia and scratched his neck astonished.

The musicians will understand.
I play a game for the children’s playground "Guess the melody". Conversation with a friend:
Please help me. I need to draw a note.
The eighth to you? Or a half?
I can paint half of it myself.
I’m crazy, I can paint it all.

I am just shaking how many slaves are rubbed here, for whom the highest value is to soften the boss. The rage of pregnant women revealed unseen depths. No time to relax, work is waiting, uncle has not all the money yet earned. The crochet he has already bought, and the villas are still missing. Then I sent my daughter to Princeton. So let’s go, slaves, blow up. Abortions are still under OMS. If you are lucky, your master will appoint you a beloved wife (he will give you promotion and a couple of slaves to command). Rest at the cemetery.

You have a sweet life, you have not smelled dust. Homework, enough to eat and well. This is real life! In other words, they invented a rest outside the hill three times a year, restaurants were all kinds of unnecessary goods of bourgeois life. Live like normal people and 25k will suddenly be a good salary. There has been a growing generation of hookers.
= is
Barin is unhappy that the holograms don’t want to just smell? Strange, it will soon be a hundred years as such have been rid of.

Shorten your hair.
Buy a new shirt and sunglasses.
Put the air conditioner in the car.
Make a bowl and a cold bowl.

Do not give the summer a chance to come!

If there is hell, it is a medical commission. You stand in huge queues to be woven into you with a needle and a hammer cut off.

Listen, gentlemen, do you have any complaints about the surroundings? You contradict yourself with your presuppositions at every step.

Don’t you like the cheetahs and women who have happily escaped the holy yoke of marriage? Respect the children and help them.
Do you want children and ovulations to get stressed? Don’t fuck your brains on the topic of “free and independent women” with their dumb demotivators with cats.
And better, just don’t fuck your brains. Everyone chooses the cross for themselves, or to grumble in youth, or loneliness in old age. Do you want respect for yourself? Respect the choice of others. The wickedness in our society is just scattering, the comments - all the bitches and attacks on everyone, the men on the babies and vice versa, on cyclists, on pregnant women, on children, on the childless, on the piddars, on drivers, on.... yes, on all!
People, what about you? Go all in pop. You owe nothing to anyone? You too, close up now.

XXX is BIG. Our colleagues in the kitchen explained to a foreign guest what compot is. It's like a tea with berries but without tea :D

News: In Perm late in the evening there was a fire in the territory of the store "All at 37". The cause of the fire is believed to have been a shutdown in the electric shield. No one was injured in the incident".
The best comment: "Probably, the electric boiler cost 37 rubles..."

The leader of the group "Ramstein" appealed to Merkel with a request to let him be treated in Syktyvkar.

I work in a small brewery. Students come to practice. They do useful technical work, including helping to pour beer into bottles.
He enters the office of the gentleman and goes to the production director. The further dialogue:
There, a student’s beer bottle exploded!
P.S. Yes, that is what happens.
The student is in horror, almost crying out of fear! Go to calm!
And then one of the accountants enters the dialogue (such a nice and participatory girlfriend):
“Well, right now the bottle... I have to tell him that he’s very lucky, because just recently Kega exploded and knocked out the door.

Here is here:
My dad decided to prepare something. I scratched... blabbled.
Our dad fries something on a bowl once every 2-3 months. The last time nothing burned - the first time in a life together!

Fuck you girls! Am I the only one who perceives such phrases as the description of the FATHER’s story story, not the MAN’s? And then I'm still dumb for a minute - say, what's the life together, if it's about daddy? Do not move on to the mother's jargon all of the mother's circle of communication, the forces are no longer!

When I was around 15, I knew a little more about compasses than many of my neighbors and sometimes helped solve questions about the little things.

One time I was asked that in the word everything is strangely printed... in half an hour I just removed the screw and put it again. I was lazy to understand...
And don’t say that didn’t help... but from the height of years I think that pressing the insert key would be easier...

silver_m
A couple of years ago, in a marine aquarium near Miami, scientists brought several dolphins just caught in the ocean and planted them to already domesticated individuals, dividing for the case by a fence. According to the witnesses of the guards, all the next night the noise from the aquarium was delivered - these old people engaged in a conversation with the newcomers. The dolphins communicated through the fence without seeing each other.
What was the surprise of the scientists, when in the morning they discovered that the newcomers already know perfectly and perfectly perform all those tricks, which were previously taught by their previously caught colleagues.

Pancho
They told me how and why to get fish.

Everyone has come across a situation when the door pen is wet in a public toilet. Well, understandably, the previous visitor washed his hands, and wipe out nothing - the dryer does not work, the towels ended. Nothing terrible at all. And the scary is when the pen is wet and there is no drainage in the toilet.

prepared for work. Two small firmochki on "pairing anything to anyone". One did not take, the donkey in the other (their direct competitors). I admire myself, the work is not dusty, enough for the slaughter, the collective is normal, I pretend what horizons can be conquered and where to grow and here the bell. A call from the office where I was not taken. Interesting I think. "The grid fell" their only special in infection, and the director is on vacation. Well, I left my contacts, here they screamed. From the threshold to the forehead he asked if they would take me to work. It depends on how I handle it. and OK. He raised the servacle (directed the brains to the router), and at the same time merged their client base (because they were downsides). When asked when I should go out, they offered the option that they would call me when something happens and pay for full-time work.
When he told the boss and gave him the flash, he felt like a cat who brought a spider into his tapes.
I write because of a salary increase and a prize. The prize, shit, is unusual! Ura!

I can’t help but throw my five copies. In the top of 25 quotes 13 messages about pregnant women, 2 about cables, 3 more with comments. People posting quotes, are you sure you came to that resource?

>>> About Great Novgorod everything is reversed to the exact opposite.
You are speaking from Novgorod, in response:"A, from Lower..."
Then spend 2-3 minutes. to explain the geographical position of the Great and the Lower.)

Luckily, you people, you never had to explain to the Russians in which country of the world Orenburg is located.