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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57413
 12.12.2011
What a pleasure to meet an informal girl again! You can go with her, and she laughs too!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57412
 12.12.2011
I went to shave, 10 minutes standing in front of the mirror.
Yyy: Did you recognize Chubakka in yourself?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57411
 12.12.2011
Fuck, change back the + and + buttons - I have already missed the habit several times!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №57410
 12.12.2011
1: The weather openly for today swallowed my brain... Pressure 90\60... My head will break up now
2: 90/60 = 1.5... A half atmosphere?)
Yes, I am a wheel.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57409
 12.12.2011
Negasus
Well I didn’t really download Sex With Lingerie Divas (1.37 GB). To whom to write?
Shedj
No need to write anywhere. Just stay at the distribution :)

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57408
 12.12.2011
No force can stop a cat who has decided to sit on your knees.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57407
 12.12.2011
Volshebnis@: to monitor and take care of yourself – the brains are needed!
Volshebnis@: what would be always beautiful
Repey: Volshebnis@, you would see my cat licking eggs... judging by your logic, you should give him the Nobel Prize.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57406
 12.12.2011
XXX: What are you doing?
I paint my nails :)
XXX Why? O_O
Are you not a bearded man in glasses and a sweater?
YYYYYYYYYY :( No
I’m just a girl programmer :)
XX: It sounds like – I’m just a counterintelligence girl in hot spots.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57405
 12.12.2011
And I have linux and font normal, and very pleased with the old good pluses :3

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57404
 12.12.2011
“And this boy you have at work with pink hair, is he... gay?” No, he is an anonymous.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57403
 12.12.2011
News from Yandex:
"The famous ‘Griffon Tower’ is being demolished by local residents".
First thought:" Loving fortress in the Inferno want to rebuild"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №57402
 12.12.2011
work day, we sit playing in warckraft 3, I have the columns sound vary on the whole department, and in our department there is a door with a code lock, that is, only we can open it, and here from the columns the voice of the character "evil is approaching" and immediately knock on the door, not able to open the door at once from laughter

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №57401
 12.12.2011
"Remember the first rule of politics: the outcome does not depend on the number of ballots, but on the wishes of the people who count them!" From the movie "Bands of New York"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №57400
 12.12.2011
What about me, even if my socks can’t always find a pair.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57399
 11.12.2011
From the change of the places of the first persons of the state, the lives of people do not change.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №57398
 11.12.2011
A friend from Oregon - a good, in general, divorced and second married aunt in years - drew her ex-husband to meet me and asked if he could not be settled with me for a while, or he was a type of boomer. I ask, why is he bombarded? In short, the man's story is about this: after retirement, he decided to live on dividends and on the income from leaving some of his housing. He left Oregon to San Diego (where the cost of life goes somewhere beyond the horizon) and in a few years managed to burn completely - according to them, he had to sell literally everything. Judging by the description, his lifestyle was like that of the Kril Strekosa, and at the same time he even managed to argue with friends who supported him.

In general, he returned to Oregon, where his ex-wife, with the consent of her new husband, allowed him to live a little at home, and the type is trying to help start life from the beginning.
In this place I was almost crying out of sympathy, and was ready to provide the poor with shelter and what he needed there... But then he decided to insert a replica from himself. His phrase, after which I sent them both as carefully as possible, was, “If I don’t find a way to improve my financial situation, I might have to sell my plane.”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57397
 11.12.2011
The power party that has just won needs armed protection from the people who have just supported it.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57396
 11.12.2011
Just called the senior of the group, says that today there will be couples until 17:00, although we are not studying on Saturday.
Before that I thought to go to the dacha, now I will go to the Bolotny.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57395
 11.12.2011
Yozik: PJV 250 mandates, Kamuniaki 90, Zhirik 50 and SPR 60
by Jürgen: =)
The apple has nowhere to fall.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57394
 11.12.2011
xxx: the guy has to be rude
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: but not always

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