People who live alone are a question for you. Are you preparing yourself? For yourself and all? Are you lazy? Or what are you eating?

prepared
for myself alone
Not Lene
Eating

In aske I met a girl in the chat, nice, interesting and liked to be a goth (the time of the stormy dawn of emo/got/neforos. long ago it was), talked, it became known that in the hospital is lying, it turned out that they caught them with a guy skinhead in the street, well so slightly removed (nothing serious, not quite on the head beaten, scared wanted), hold the girl and give the guy a knife, say, if you cut her veins - we will let you go, if not, we will beat strongly. In other words, I cut. I noticed it anyway, I understand why.

A girl came to us in the spring. Growth 150, weight 128, 18 years. Severe pain when urinating, and sitting or lying so in general with tears. The urine analysis showed that the inflammation was really, terrible, but confused by the pain. She was sent to the neighboring door to the gynecologist. After 15 minutes, the doctor came to us with an ultrasound image, which clearly shows the object, 15 cm long and 1.2 cm wide. The patient could not explain. She was sent to the clinic. With the help of an endoscope, the surgeon made a colored pencil. After the drug, the girl was more conversational.



She explained that at her age of 18 she is still a virgin, she is oppressed. A guy with such parameters she cannot attract, so she decided to "make" herself. I read all the shit on the Internet, and my friends told me that at the first time it should be painful. Here, and let her tick the pencil into all the cracks, and found, so, where it was hurt, and pushed the pencil to the point.



On her card with a simple pencil was written in the corner "I wanted to adorn life".

19089, it seems to me that you do not say anything. You are such crystal clean employers, and your administrators as a selection turned out to be dishonest blackmailers. several times in a row. In my opinion, the most appropriate proverb here is about the husband and the face.

Open comments to quotes, stop this foolish forum!

I came across a website with info on how to do DDoS attacks. And this attribute at the end from the poor administrator: 'Dear friends, after reading the material go and refine your skills on other sites. Do not interfere with working. Have a conscience!'
People are indeed ungrateful.)

The working chat:

Subordinate 1: Something I’m worried about before tomorrow’s meeting
I: Subordinate1, do not be afraid, I do not bite)) Subordinate2 has seen me and will confirm))
Subordinate 2: Well, in fact, I thought he was biting...

Why are you so thin? Are you hungry?
The Constitution is so.
The structure of the body?
The Basic Law of the State

Unfamiliarity is when naive ladies give birth to a very big love from a strange husband, in a town of ladies for a couple of weeks, and after a session of the same love forever disappeared at sunset. When his father dies, he is called an orphan.

Recently I read about a competition on where it is better to buy mandarins, mandarins from different countries tried and voted. And I don’t know how to determine the taste of a mandarine by a slice? After all, good mandarins are determined only by eating 2 kilograms, and if you want a third then they are delicious, and if only 10 minutes have passed then very delicious.

Can you tell me, is it morning or evening?
Instead of a thousand words. This person made my day.

He lived and worked in the Far North. Geological exploration, well, there is oil, gas, gas pipes. 15 days of work, 15 days of drinking. In the summer, the sun is around the clock and many have also had trouble determining time. But not at me! I opened my eyes, the sun shines on the carpet - morning, on the TV - evening!
In winter, of course, this is not the case. In winter it is dark all day. It is monopolistic. But, children, this is a different story.

The first parental meeting, the teacher asked the parents to take the seats of their children, I approach the party of my daughter, and in my place is already sitting a stranger, a place next to it is free. I sat next to him. Well, I think it is probably Katy's father's neighbor at the party, you need to get to know, the kids still learn together. He thought, “I am Katina’s mother!” His response put me in a state of shock: “I’m Katy’s daddy!” Only then I realized that there were four Katy in the class.

XX: The further, the more vanilla quotes seem to me vital.
XXX: I am afraid of myself.

this

After careful searching for the cheapest option, calling and walking to several local clinics, I found out the following. X-ray of one unfortunate tooth just to see how exactly broken will cost me - attention - 280 euros!

In Switzerland, dentists never ask patients to open their mouths. It does not need. They just tell him the price"

YYY: For this price of 1 X-ray, I am ready to speed up the electrons with my hands.

The first link to the request " prices on dentistry Switzerland" revealed to me a terrible secret...30 euro photo of one tooth...
Somehow it seems to me like your quotes are written on order under the general motto "nap...smoke people, how terrible it is to live behind the hole, that they do not dive, that in the rache is so bad "...

Dear guests. I have known my fiancé for a long time. The bride was lucky. Nicholas is a wonderful lover, skilled, affectionate, experienced.
Did you look at it, right?
Why I participated.

How is it that you go to work very often in the winter and the wind blows in the rain, and you go back in the evening and blows there?

A couple came to the bank for a loan.
My husband was rejected because he had a bad credit history.
Then she was rejected because she had no credit at all.

(Hhh in the universe calls a friend for change)

XXX: I want to.
Go out of the dining room.
XXX: It is here only after the second pair opens up.
WOW: Yes... the expression: "after the first they don’t snack" acquires a second meaning for students.

I mayl.ru offers clothes at farfetch at a price higher than my salary and black caviar with delivery. Their contextual advertising is clearly heroic...

I read the reviews of visitors to the BDSM-hotel - "The next time it is better to put a semi-dry or dry champagne in the bar, or HAVE HEADS!!and "
Masochists are so capricious.