XXX: When I was a child, I was fascinated by cartoons. When my parents asked me who I wanted to be, I proudly replied, “Skyer!”
Years have passed, I have grown up, but skiing is disgusting. A childhood dream is fulfilled...

She went to invite a male person, not looking carefully. We were willing to go, we danced. The individual immediately plans for wine-cinema and friendship with bodies. I did not hint about it! I love to dance! And men are not.
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How I understand you! Also tired of explaining to my friends that I love sex, and getting married is not about me. What prevents them from just fucking, taking a shower and going home? Some of them are already married!!! to

here here :

And how it is boring with the erudite, you would know - it would be time to go to bed for a long time, and he blows up everything with his erudition.

It’s obvious in your head that it’s time for you to go to bed". In fact, it’s no shit. If a guy likes - well, fuck, take at least some steps towards me! And, foolishly, without these your sinister hints, which no one will ever understand in the common sense.

And purely theoretically - if you regularly feed the fish while the engine is running, will it then swim to the hole, hearing a familiar sound?

Yes is.
Moreover, she will accept the losses and will hope that someone else will knock the hook, but we’ll eat it traditionally.
Just like people.

And how it is boring with the erudite, you would know - it would be time to go to bed for a long time, and he blows up everything with his erudition.

Maybe falling away?

There is a strange announcement at the entrance:

"A man for an hour
Driving engineer, electrical engineer "

Every time passing by so and pulls to sign: "any cosplay to choose"

The state organization this year abandoned the program written on Paradox on DOS. The Pentagon rejected discs last year. My head is twisted by the rapid technological progress.

I watched the road drivers repair the road. Imagine, he says, they put the asphalt right in the snow, and the nearby shovel spit on top and said, “Let it be stronger!”

Modern youths have a cult of expensive, branded skirts. Recently I learned that there is even a city group where schoolchildren expose each other for fake stuff. Anonymously post a photo of a person in a fake and "seek." Suddenly, I remembered my school years, when I bought a real suit "adidas" in the store, and a classmate Vasya bought on the market 3 times cheaper almost the same, only with slightly curved lines. Only in my story, classmates sought me because "- well, I'm a fool, I could buy 3 sports costumes!!"

My father told me about this case, they lived at the time in Yakutsk in a small village on the outskirts. There were only two or three houses in their housing, all of which held livestock, including chickens, each of which had at least thirty, in general. Father then was 17-18, he was forging himself in his "Ural" and here in the courtyard comes a neighbor's chicken with a yellow strip on the back (the back is painted to distinguish their chickens from strangers, our chickens were painted in green) well, my father just wanted to chew it and threw a screwdriver into it, but accidentally hit the head, why the one immediately "throwed off the chicken", the father was frightened, took the chicken and took it home, my mother (my grandmother) in order not to incite a conflict with the neighbors decided to shake it, let it go for soup. In general, she squeezes her and under the layer of yellow color is found a green... just a poor chicken on an old memory came to her yard.

God has no wife and the devil has no wife. They probably know something.

How I walked in the costume. A story of coincidences.

The epigraph.
“Two captains will sink a ship.”

So it turned out that my father has almost a square figure. My mother is natural. As a result, my figure, especially in my youth, resembled and now resembles the big letter "T". Oh, and I struggled in my time in search of strict costumes suitable for my figure! Because if you take the size of the suit on the jacket, the pants will rinse on the wind like sailing. If you take on the pants - the jacket simply breaks in the shoulders. While I was a high school student, my mom wasn’t frightened – she just took me a school suit the size of my jacket. And the trousers were immediately given to a relative who was a professional caretaker.

Once, while I was still living in Peter, I had another challenge to buy a new suit - I was invited to the wedding as a witness. It looked like shops. The cloud. And then I was told that in our business center, on the next floor from my IP, a sewing shop for the sewing of "Italian" costumes opened. They sell these costumes. Both in wholesale and retail. There was nowhere to go, the deadline was pushed - I decided to go.

It was very decent quality. Despite the modest scale of production and the obvious discrepancy of the brand location. In one room - a sewing shop, in which several women-porters worked. In another, larger storage store. At the entrance sits a shy guard and tries to "revive" the pre-submarine television, energetically giving the shy unit cracks and ticks.

Two women were in charge of the whole process. As far as I understood, they were unable to separate spheres of influence and responsibility and both ruled everything at the same time. One was quieter and more explicit. The other was always in a light state of agitation. And almost - I immediately went on to scream... But the price was suitable for me, and the time was in scratch.

I decided to negotiate with a quieter boss. Explain the purpose of the task. She answered:
Yes without problem. You, the main thing, put away separately those pants and jackets that you will not fit from the "divided" sets. And we will give the team in the shop - and the girls will fill the missing. But, in general, we have good quality - something must fit.

I picked up a great set of characteristics. The chosen jacket, as always, was two sizes larger than the pants, who would be surprised... The joyful went to pay. Hearing our conversation with a quiet commander, to the "complex" I abandoned, another buyer from our same business center immediately stumbled with interest - a pear-shaped elderly man, with very narrow shoulders and a wide, sorry, pop.

I had time to pay for it, and suddenly a loud and whispering voice from a more nervous commander came to me:
The Mighty A! Have a conscience! Where can we find such a mutant on these remains? With such narrow shoulders and so thick, sing!? to
The more calm partner just had time to breathe out:
and galia!!...

The peach-like man stopped and, covered with bad red spots, angrily said:
What is “Mutant”?! to
Then he turned and went out offended. Only at this moment the screaming boss noticed the “pearl-like”. There was inconvenience.

Here, finally, the guard was able to give a successful "spark" to the old television, and he, for a short time, issued to the full volume of his whispering speakers an epic phrase from the TV advertisement:
“Sometimes it is better to chew than to talk.” After the death finally...

Discussion of news:
"The man who confessed to his neighbor in the theft of his «Land Cruiser», found on the scene of the accident with a broken engine"

The poor Carlson.

As honey students, all the entrances and exits to all the hospitals of the city have been studied well. Somewhere it is more convenient to go through the food block, somewhere through the passage to the morrow, somewhere in general through the neighboring building and the communicating basement...Who breaks into the reception room? There, as a rule, it is closed and cloudy aunts do not let anyone. No one at all, because decent people on scheduled hospitalization come from 9 to 12. The rest are brought by ambulance, and they have a separate entrance and entrance through a separate box. What is broken? Why Why? Do you die? Do you have any illusions about the possibilities of our medicine...to die in the hospital corridor, waiting for the emergency surgeon to operate – sweeter? It has long been known that you need to be very healthy and strong to go to the hospital.

At work noon we make noise insulation in the apartment, opened the floor. A neighbor from below, whose way of listening to music prompted us to noise isolation, called the police. Too much noise.
P.S When the report was filled, the police laughed a long time.

You sit all day beautiful in futuristic interiors listening to blockchain, then go out, half an hour to the parking lot on foot, melting, snow in the rain, fucking under your feet, no lights, no sidewalks, no navigation, barracks, fence.
I love the school.

Conversation with sister:
C: I will need to take you again for 2 days 1.5 pieces
I: Why can’t you get a guy?
C: I don’t want to take money from him.
C: Who is it for me
I: So is it with the return.
C: Maybe we’ll break up tomorrow.
I: very good
I: You will have 1.5 pieces.
Consider it a bet.

I’m sitting, I mean, eating lunch in the cafe.
There are two ladies nearby: the older and the younger.
The younger second shows photos, general comments: here, look here she sleeps. The scarf is like that. But here is Daddy’s eyes, almost blue. Such a charm. Yes, she is a year old. The light. Well, we will soon sterilize, yes...

I packed up a huge Ikeev candle. My 3-year-old watched with great interest.
Mom, what is this?
The candle, the light.
In the pop?! to

And after 20 years of marriage, the woman wants her to be conquered, although the war has long been over, everyone has surrendered to captivity and cooperates with the occupants in every way.