xxx: and I didn't tell you how the new year jumped the irony of fate?
Two days ago, and it turned out to be a pornoha for pedicure %

yyy: Irony of fate, hule %)

Will you always love me?
He: of course
Even if I cut off your hand.

Elena
How noted?

Drinking
Oh...

Drinking
I do not remember very much. But today I woke up with an Iroquois on my head and a tail under my pillow.

Tanushka
How much more work do you have?

Stray
Before the retirement [...]

It hurts on the street.
I went into the tent on the way home to buy a drink.
In front of me, two entrepreneurial young men are buying beer.
and BL! I said, Heineken, not Tuborg!
and max!
What is BL?
There’s a girl behind us, don’t argue.
What is BL?
Max is sympathetic.

Red like cancer, Max turns. Going back to M*DAK! Did you say nothing to me?! to

The March Cat
So are you? Did you get rid of this betrayal of yours?

FrekenSnork
GM...

FrekenSnork
Give me somewhat.

FrekenSnork
his shit

FrekenSnork
To the death!

FrekenSnork
On the other hand, my mouth is really dumb.

FrekenSnork
How she will die

FrekenSnork
You would also breathe in the Azzac pains ?

I want you to enter into me...
He said: Yes! Stop to! I haven’t finished my diploma yet!! to

XXX is
I sit working, set up a group of primavery servers, both monica are glued by remote administration windows of servacles, I send them with a crowd to the rebut...
on the monks is hiding under them tower, burn with the discussion of the fetishness of shoes... at this moment comes the gender (bye-bye - he is 2 weeks away), I instinctively switch from the tower to the screenshot with the yakhbt, and there is a review of the new 3dmark with a pack of game-like screens, and you throw a reference with a signature in the end - a lot of tits!!! to

21:47:15 Deck: After I started working as a loader I realized that in 11th grade I will be studying for good

lerchik
I recently saw my own bone on my hand.
by Frost641
Funnyly
by Frost641
How did you get her?
lerchik
I did not get her.
lerchik
My front glass fell on my hand.
by Frost641
What car did you buy?

I work in support. today is
Tell me the catalog numbers of such spare parts.
I’ll need a few minutes, please wait.
The line.
Customer to someone past the pipe: "Here, fuck your mother, before what, dumb, polite

<RambalacZ> Well, we put this together for training stands
<brammator> "in general"
<RambalacZ> >_<
<brammator> this is for training spelling
<RambalacZ> Yes I know
<brammator> little to know
<Taurvat> know too little, you have to turn this skill into unconscious!
<Taurvat> to write competently, even if the enemies attacked in the middle of the night, and you are in the toilet without pants :)
<Taurvat> to write :)

and Verhartet:
Why should I give money to someone I see for the first time in my life?and "

That’s why I must...

Only a half-filled stomach can stimulate a person.

Because on an empty stomach he can’t do anything.

He will not want.

This story happened in the early 1970s. told me

A family member who served with the hero at the border. After the service

Gregory Melekhov (the real surname, as in the hero of the Pacific Don), was

He was sent to the Customs Faculty of the KGB School. After graduating from school he was

He was sent for an internship at the Odessa Trade Port. Literally in the first.

The same day pointed out that the boxes with export equipment,

long lying on the shore were struck down with new glossy nails. This is

It reminded him of fake documents.

Stainless steel made by the Germans during the war. Gregory turned to

The attention of the boss. It turned out that all the nails were stamped off.

Thick platinum wire. A few dozen kilograms.

and platinum. For the hero everything ended almost well; he was rewarded.

Jubilee Lenin Medal (100 years of the leader's birth)

Extraordinary rank of senior lieutenant and pinch in the ass who sent him to

The southernmost port of Russia-Vladivostok. They were so clever in Odessa.

not needed.

The Russian team clearly lacked violin and bowling.

Peter's friend writes a SMS from Moscow:

The phrase about me, heard on the escalator of the Moscow metro: "Yob yours, look, the book reads!"

xxx:throw, in my world (mail) there is a function to make a best friend
YYY: =) The Lord has appointed me a beloved wife :)

LYSY: Listen, tell me, I really don’t know how it’s called, it’s like a computer finger you control on a TV ad is going.
Good: I’m about what you’re))
Like you’re controlling your finger there. It is like a phone like a computer. The apple is cut off.
Good: fucking))) rju)))
You are a fucking storyteller ?

She returned from her wedding and wrote:
I didn’t even try to catch the bride’s bouquet. How much more fun it was to watch from the side, as the girl who caught him not the first youth pulled his b/f to the veranda and there he was in the wing with this bouquet with loud cries: "Third time!!! This is the third time!!The look of the poor man was very unfortunate.