Turkey’s main problem is that it decided to roll out a new patch on Friday night.

However, the problem was cleverly solved by the players of our national team, so as not to play with the team of fans.

One-eyed Dalton works as a designer. Fuck, this is not a joke!

Theft is another flower. I drove a bus to the institute, so the driver's favorite song was one where the main character, a good boy, killed his girlfriend out of jealousy, then, I don't remember for what reasons, a police officer, and now sits in jail and crushes about an unfairly long term.

The responsibility for the coup in Turkey was assumed by the organization "Resorts of the Krasnodar Territory".

The Russian football team has been dissolved, Sport Minister Vitaly Mutko said. "The Assembly is not, it is dissolved", – cites Life the words of the minister."

This is a strange thing :) Here they overcame :)

According to the norms of Russian language) in the country, on the territory! The Ukrainian. Do we speak the same language now? Yes is?

Yes to! At least 200 years in Russian in Ukraine and in Crimea. And I am not going to change habits, even if you are at least a hundred times Ukrainian.

The live online dictionary of Russian language has been supplemented with a line:
"Hodok is a player of the Russian football team".

Ball is all. Stitch in the river and carassee in the pond to catch much more interesting.
Yes well? I am more interesting to catch Pokémon, there are no even transformations in the karas, boredom is complete.
- the carassee has the coolest transformation on the bowl, the picachu did not dream

Ornithological: the bird, cuddling in Novorossiysk, is a garlic.

Our colleague stayed for two days in Istanbul. News from the field:

When the turmoil began, all airport employees fled, leaving the entire airport completely.

The Germans were taken and taken to hotels.

There were about 400 Russians, no info and no contact with the consulate.

The military came and opened shops, distributed chocolates and snacks from the stores to tourists.

- because the shops remained open tourists began to take food and buchlo from duty-free shops, after 2 hours the airport was in shit

- Asians, Chinese and Japanese got into the toilets of 5-8 people in the cabin and 9 hours did not get out of there. Many were sitting in the toilet.

I flew by plane to Peter. Without the baggage. He is now going to work.

Google is so ugly. You write to him "cock", he gives out - "cock". You enter "cock" – he no longer gives you a cock.

I work in an online fishing store. I am on extradition. Comes a girl (sweet, cute) and neither say hello, nor about the weather, right from the threshold - Khan!
I don’t have a back mouse, I ask, how many liters do you have? (The fishing cane is where the fish are placed) Silence. I looked at her, and she turned red, her eyes blinked. I can’t understand, she doesn’t know what she needs, or how?
My name is Khan, and I have been ordered.
You are not tolerant, you are not politically correct Russians. I only then noticed that it was an Asian outward.

dragwoo: With my crazy memory on my face, it seems like I’m going to shake the bridegroom behind the collar at my own wedding and try out who he is and where we could see each other.

[01:40:24] <slava[q]> It is a feeling when. In a strange company at night in the forest at the fire of the song under the guitar and the matter comes to "I am free" and you sing "under the cold whisper of the stars I bought the last guest", and the others - "we broke the back bridge"

With Picaboo.

When my girlfriend and I were 13 years old, she began to gain weight. Her parents worried, began to drive the doctors, gave a lot of money for examination and treatment. As they claimed, she ate little, nothing harmful like sausage and mayonnaise they did not eat in the family. And she became more and more. And at one point, a friend stopped letting go, to my questions she answered unambiguously: punished. As it turned out, she went to the store, bought a bunch of food and hid, ate at night and when there was no one at home. In order not to burn, all the packaging was not thrown into the home basket, but brought a separate garbage bag into the closet and thrown all the waste there. It all started with Coca-Cola, chips and chocolate, ended with pizza, fast food and beat packs. Naturally, it all began to smell and home began to look for the source of the smell. And they found, in the closet a huge black garbage bag, which occupied the floor of the closet, and was filled under the bandage. Her parents wept, why the daughter is fat, they immediately understood, the puzzle came up, my girlfriend got puzzles. After half a year, she was back in shape.

About the package of wire. I now work as a pharmacist in a pharmacy, and recently one customer bought ten packs of urotropin and wondered where to buy nitric acid. Should I report to him? And if so, what if I don’t know anything about it and we don’t have a camera?

This is just a psychological phenomenon, not language norms.

That is, to separate as if they were separated, and the umbilical cord is not broken, so they are stuck on Russian sites with requirements for the Russian language.
Well, like children who are sincerely confident that their parents owe them the fact of their lives.

If there were adults, the way they are called in a foreign country, it’t be completely shattered.

I read the article in the plan. Simultaneously I write from the phone. I grabbed a beautiful phrase from the article, copied it and try to insert it into the letter.
Why can’t we keep the information in the index finger?

Vikrom: It seems that soon Yandex will press the button "No" in response to the request to install their browser will respond to the "Pidora answer".