Grossmaster (i): I anticipated a new smiley! by Daleo
ZloySerge (i): Grossmaster, some kind of dumb...
Grossmaster (i): his name is an elephant! This is an elephant: O'Brien

Diesell: Oh, you fucking fuck, I was pulled into the butt by a whirlwind. For three days, suprastin was crushed, nichren is not visible, it is not even possible to read. Then another three days the tumor fell from the head, the brother rotted for a week.

Golem: Diesell: Ready Text for The Offsprings

The xxx says:
My crucifix was in prison for violating the rules of crossing the border
The xxx says:
In prison in Holland. He liked

XXX: My work... It consists of 2 points. The first is to explain to smart people that they are idiots; the second is to explain to the idiots to the bosses that they are smart people. All actually...
XHH: Well, in my free time from work, I explain to the ADSL modem that it is actually a router.

Angelo4ek (11:10:56 7/06/2008)
The customer came to us...BUGOGA Oleg Georgievich

I am writing through F.I.O. - the guy spartilo nihuysky))))

Windows Vista is simpler, safer, more exciting and more mobile.

I knew you could make sweets from shit.
But how did they manage to retain all the quality of the original material??? O_O

After our separation, she has never met anyone.
She says that no matter where and with whom I am, she will wait.

2: from the fucking... yeah... can she write to a psychotherapist? This is not normal o_o
And so friendly to be...

Yes, I’ve already put it in – it doesn’t help =(

2: Oh, I meant to bring...

Brother decided to buy cheap cakes in the market. Then sends a SMS:

"How I bought the cakes.

Move to 1. The big.
The second too.
The third is good.
It turned out, three times one papyrus measured!
came home. And there are two surplus ones!
Fucks to fucking!!" ) )

>Ko4evnik has joined us
Ko4evnik has left us
ArPi>covered...

XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:06:25
Boris, why is my text document not opened?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:12:14
Possible reasons why the document may not break:
1st Computer is turned off
2nd The document is absent
Three You just didn’t open it.
4 is The document is not text.
5 is Aliens have set up a force field that prevents the opening of the document
6 is The document was broken
7 is The Old Man's Curse
Here is an example list of reasons why you may not open your doc :)))
XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:13:47
(And yet what?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:14:06
It’s a crazy :((

I wonder why the stupidity of ordinary people in computers is perceived as saying how stupid they are, and the stupidity of all kinds of computers in normal life is already supposed to be something funny and even good?

Looking into the future, who do you see yourself?
The corpse

xxx (16:35:20 9/06/2008)
How is the mood?

yyy (16:35:39 9/06/2008)
Hi shit

Nothing is so vigorous in the morning as a gunshot in the leg.

About the computer magazine:
...in the end, you can say that they did the operating system, and it came out again Windows.

Why is Medvedev’s necklace hanging above his jacket?
2 is fashionable
Now it is fashion =)

and Lex:
Situation of the company:
Lightning discharge right in front of the window, a sharp flash and a cannon blast
Results of:
The accountant begins.
The secretary’s whisper scared the bullshit of lightning
The cup of tea was never recognized, and it was broken.
The tea in horror immediately got into the cavernous.
-Zalihvatskoye "yo*-your mother" enthusiastically flew through the offices...))

In the ASE:
If it is necessary, I will endure any pain, and if the pain is repeated over and over again, I will get used to it and my soul and body will shatter.
She is O_O! Do you also use an epilator?? to

The complaint book is hard to give. There are such masterpieces!!! From "You are all PIDERS" to the entire page, to constructive accusations on 5 pages!

One phrase killed me: "I will not even go to you now"!

XXX is
I have a session with Lenka, I will be mad soon)))
YYYY
to whom?
XXX is
The girl for whom I am studying on accounting