If you were promised golden mountains, then at least a bunch of shit you can count on.

The Cholera.
The cycle of infectious diseases, the usual morning, we prepare for the circumvention, report to the docent on new receipts, discussion of changes in the condition of patients over the past day, routine.
Fast steps and an open door, an excited studio explode the routine:
“Doctor, in the department – cholera!”
Everything and everything froze, the legendary severe infectious disease, the epidemics of which have plagued thousands of people - in the past, historically.
In our time - single cases in the south, no cases in Latvia, years as already 50, or even more. A forgotten disease, firmly seated in the legends of medical history. What we knew, the larvae of doctors, - quarantine, cruel," let everyone in, let no one out," compulsory treatment with antibiotics, intravenous infusions to save from dehydration...
All the attention turned to the docent - calm, I would even say - the flegmatic Latvian didn't seem surprised or alarmed.
Cold-blooded grandmother, I thought of myself, young man, do not panic.
Her self-control was really phenomenal.
She quietly asked the student to cover the door and report in order the history of the cholera patient.
The interpretative distinguished began to tame the usual phrases, facts, we gradually calmed down - until the case came to describe the symptoms...
Yes, this is actually cholera, the similarity of the symptoms was absolute and classic, as the textbook thought.
Being an excellent student, the studio teacher told about the patient, it seemed, everything...
We were wrong.
The assistant, asking if this is all and receiving the answer that yes, it is all, briefly thanked the speaker and melancholy noted, a good report, almost excellent, but one, the most important detail, missed.
Kaaak, what was the excited student?! to
“College, in your undoubtedly outstanding report you forgot to mention the profession of the patient...”
What does this mean for obvious cholera? Our excellent opponent.
“Normally, no one, but in your case, it’s the most important fact, believe me.”
“What evidence do you have?”The rising star of infectious diseases.
“Yes, don’t be upset, you’re not the first, you’re not the last, last week with another group he had a bubonic plague.
My prediction is that he will get typhoid next week.”
The docent smiled with her soft and somewhat mysterious smile, we did not understand anything from this beliberda - plague, cholera and typhus in one patient?!?! Why was he so angry with the gods that every week he got a new deadly disease?! to
“It’s very simple, colleagues, the patient is a doctor, retired.
Moreover, he is a former teacher of infectious diseases, who has traveled and seen many terrible diseases.
Now he has hepatitis, lying with him for a long time, he is already very tired of everything, so he has fun, playing future doctors.
The benefit, however, is great from it – it is a wonderful example of the importance of critical thinking in the most sad circumstances.
Don’t forget the lesson he taught us all.”
Years have passed, we have all turned from the larvae of doctors to matrix professionals of the stethoscope and scalpel, working around the world.
But I am sure that no one of us forgot this story.
With the coming holiday, don’t get sick!

Someday I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet. It will blow up their brains.

Serg.berezh
I am afraid that we are going to the point that in the end believers will insult the existence of atheists and we will all be transplanted.
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I recently thought about the fact that sunlight is deadly for vampires. A "moonlight" is the sunlight reflected from the moon. How to live now?

The heating is turned off. I'm looking for a son heater, wife and daughter sewing on their "chihuahua it's also a dog" a hat and sweater

Under the Moscow metro. I know, I have seen. There is no red in it.

There are truffles.
No, something attracted so many pigs there.

Regulations on road repairs:

1st Bringing a fresh mark.

2nd Replacement of asphalt;

Three Installing a new channeling.

#reconstructing

Guys, the primitive "your own don't shake up on the passage, don't shake up in the entrance.... and everything will be OK" already simply its illogicity. I am not going through the passage. Most of my acquaintances don’t. One shit is enough for a hundred cultural people - and we will either break through the shit, or alternately clean up the shit.
Yes, the severity of the punishment does not affect law obedience - neither with travel payment, nor with garbage, nor with anything else. Only inevitability affects. Even if EVERYONE (or at least 90%) who is guilty will receive a verbal comment for the first time "remove it, and then the protocol will be drawn up", it will be clean.

68 years ago, on May 8, 1949, a monument to the warrior-liberator was solemnly opened in Berlin in the Treptov Park. The memorial was erected at the site of the burial of 5 thousand Soviet soldiers who died in the capture of the capital of fascist Germany. The decision was made at the Potsdam Conference, two months after the end of the war.
The idea for the composition of the monument served as a real plot: on April 26, 1945, Sergeant Nikolai Masalov during the assault on Berlin brought out a German girl.
   The soldier was wounded in the leg, but the girl was brought to his own.
     Vučetić prepared two projects of the monument. Initially in the Treptov Park was planned to put a Stalin statue with a globe in the hands as a symbol of the conquest of the world. As a spare option, Vucic offered a soldier’s sculpture with a girl in his arms. Stalin submitted both projects, but he approved the second.
   On the Potsdam Bridge in Berlin, a plaque was installed in memory of the feat of Nikolai Masalov in this place. When they tried to find the same girl, about a hundred German families responded. It was documented that about 45 German children were rescued by Soviet soldiers.

Not too confident men (and not very smart) often choose the bad intentionally to look smart, at least against the backdrop of their women. As a rule, the side effects associated with such a choice, they do not realize because of their own poor mind.

The question is, should I complain afterwards?
As in Rajkin: Close your mouth, fool.

They will pick for the breasts/letters, and then crush, what I got such a chicken

To the word about introducing into the stupor of those who ask you about something. When I was a child, at the stop, an obvious pedophile rattled me, asking if I was thirteen.
He only heard the number and thought he was asking if there was a bus. This is how the forces of idiotism and chaos have again conquered the damned pedophiles.

aaaa: favorite topic of Irish news portals -
It’s like someone was robbed in London.
iiii: ))) ugly and disgusting chicky?
Aaaa... practically! and 😉
Aaaa: Well, understand, we have to get news from somewhere, we don’t have a sheep stuck in the fence every day.

xxx: Well, it turns out that the Chinese control board with the Taiwanese component base and the Philippine display, attached by Russian cartridges to the German plastic by the hands of the Ukrainian emigrant, is stuck in the Slovak cartridge and packed in a Belarusian cardboard... And what to write on it?
YYY: Made in Romania

In the kindergarten, a girl was running after me all the time, clinging and pushing, and I was always pushed by some guy with whom I did not make friends. As my mother later told me, I liked the girl and so she did so, and the guy I wasn't friends with was in love with that girl and from jealousy he touched me, and I didn't understand what was happening at that moment and suffered from some inadequates.

In other words, do not chase the cat. The cat was cute.

Is there a cat there??? We did not immediately find the accounting section.) Sometimes I want to quote "mama, you always dream of me in an exotic form". Unfortunately, in the case of 8.3 this is not a dream (((. "The best" is the enemy of the good, gentlemen developers. I hope that at 8.4 everything will go back, because, as the famous character said "how to make people good? First do bad and then return as it was". Gentlemen developers, please do everything well and don’t use the prohibited drugs anymore.

She: I’m not going to ask you anything more!
He is :?
She: words incomprehensible from your answers do you know how to walk long from the phone?
He is: for example?
She: well placebo, visavi, belletristic...
He: no problem, don’t ask, I’m not very interested in you either.
She: Okay, I’m going to google.

by Geektimes
“At the age of 15, I became obsessed with the idea of creating a paper computing machine [...] made of paper, cardboard and toothbrushes.” — After the word “obtain” it is not common to ask “why?” but yet, why exactly paper and not, say, a tree or bone? What is the most accessible material, including for processing?
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Second: “Why is it paper and not, say, a tree or a bone?”
Probably there was no cemetery nearby.

After a family tea drink, he thoughtfully said: “I seem to have understood what Russian mentality is. Here we have three apartments in the family, a house, two cars, but tea we still drink one bag for two.

This, which is washed once a week: what is "to collect and disassemble the bath"?
No, I had a shower cabin, but before that the bath was, and it wasn't necessary to assemble it exactly, just get out, pull the curtain and turn on the water.