Previously, a lie has a nose, now - a rating!

Back to the pharmacy. and small. Especially pensioners and young mothers.
A man with a girl in the window. The girl is two times younger. Purchased
and condoms.
At this moment, the man’s cell phone is ringing. He looks at the screen, and slightly
Changes in the face. But the telephone removes and begins with a funeral voice.
The Conversation:

- Yes
...
In the pharmacy.
...
Buying an aspirin.

A line of watching and listening slightly shakes, and this is apparently
The sound is heard because the man continues:

They laugh? Well, they laugh... I’m one here for aspirin, the others.
They are behind condoms.

The line quietly shakes from laughter (remember - retirees and young mothers), and
A man embracing the girl leaves to meet his happiness.

My wife probably called.

In our country, naivety is when crossing a road with unilateral movement, you think you need to look only in one direction.

Damn people, Michael Jackson is dead :(
What a strange feeling...such as a constant object of ridicule and suspicion of pederastia, an incomprehensible, confused, eccentric personality etc etc...and he was not for us Russians especially someone...
Fuck... how is it? It is Michael! (it is Michael!)! to

Sleep quietly, Mike, you will always be in our memory.
P.S The Moon Walk is an Ophogenic Thing, Mike :'(

Irka burned her condoms again. *WALL*

YYY : M?

A romantic moment, I get a new pack of pants... And here it is:

You are "Oh you are! The new ones? Or... do you wash the laundry?and "

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

WOW :...

What can be done in 7 years? Build a house, grow a tree, send a child to school. What can be done in 7 months? Pick up a new car. What can I do in 7 weeks? Promotion in service. What can be done in 7 days? Organize collection and provide assistance to those in need. What can you do in 7 hours? It is a pleasure to spend time with dear people. What can you do in 7 minutes? Say the sweetest and warmest words to your loved one. What can you do in 7 seconds? Destroying your whole life.

Unforgiven

My child is being observed by strangers. How to React?
Teach your child magical spell: Mom teaches me that not every judgment should serve as a modifier of behavior. Being pronounced with a clear diction and a benevolent-confident intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: "Okamenev!", and more reliably, though for a short time, and without dangerous side effects.

xxx - and in general, there are such troubles: you need to buy 5 straws, and I have the entire warehouse of bears filled, because of this cats can not collect cheese
YYYY - Are you talking to me right now?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In the ass, I tell a friend that I have a terrible headache, and I no longer know what to do. She is:
Ioja: Then if you have coffee and milk, I can offer one recipe for pleasure! Thumbs Up
Annie : Which one?
Ioja: you pour coffee and pour milk into the bath and yourself there! Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!! to
What about milk and coffee?
How much is there.)
And... not thick.
Coffee with milk? milk bag - grams 200 ))
Ioja: I would also have a casserole suggested )))))))) well then it is only enough to wash) you take a garlic, put it in milk and on the face, lie down for 15 minutes.
Great for the skin too.
I still have salad leaves in the refrigerator, please advise me.
Ioja: with leaves... electricity instead of toilet paper I can recommend ROFL*
It’s great for the skin too. 😉
Okay, how is it! 😉
I’m afraid to ask, but where would you recommend the carrots? It is also available.
In the ass of carrot, in the ass! :)
Fuck, you won’t believe, I knew it!
In short, face to face with milk, in the ass with carrots and cover this case with salad leaves.
Leave for 15 minutes.
I’m sure I’ll forget my headache 😉

We have an impotence in Moscow. It does not last long.

Letter from email:

Ghbdtn! Jxtym ghbznyj? Xnj ns yfgbcfkf! Gjujlf e yfc rkfccyfz/ E vtyz dc` [jhjij/ Rfr cfvf& Rfr nfv Vjcrdf& Rjulf r yfv ghbtltim& Ghbrbym! E vtyz Repz hjlbk! by Levfkb? XNJ RJN? F jy dpzk b hjlbk! Rfr yflevftim r yfv t[fnm gjpdjyb bkb yfgbib vyt j,zpfntkmyj! Wtke ! to
by Fuck! What a day like that! I will write to you the next time...

1st :
How about the news on Rambler?
"Canguru drug addicts seized opium maca plantations"
2nd :
I think the kangaroo drug addicts seized the rambler.

<Baby> Do you have a favorite song?
<McFLY> is... You want to listen, I can drop...
<Baby> let’s go)))
File transfer "Keygen.exe" has begun.

Ppc you broke up with a dry socks. I use the old and proven way: I wash them in the evening and in the morning they are dry.
So is.

I was in the bus crying from laughter.
I was looked at like a fool.
Fox: What is it?
Lira: calls an unknown number, aunt asks if anyone has a thread from my young acquaintances Ericsson phone
Lira: I say yes let me
Lira: They're me - this young man is studying in myth and he forgot his phone in the management method
Lira: I say, oh and how he’s called, type which, I’ll give him
Lira: and she answers I don't know what the name of this young man, but you count him as a favorite jewel)))
Fox: ahahaha... I’m crying... xD

Status in contact:
The tooth hurts.(((( Eaten at home all pentalgin, analgin, spazmalgon, paracetamol. I have reached the children’s panadol and nurofen! It is time for the tooth!and ((

I think it’s time for a narcissist.

X: Is Russia coming on Thursday?
YYYYYYYYYYY
8 in the morning?
YYY: No
XXX in the day?
YYY: No
XXX in the evening?
YYY: No
XXX at night.
YYY: No
xxx is???? to
YYY: on Wednesday

1: Translation
1: Ya Lois Bulwinkle
I worship Satan.
Take the exam, take it!

News about divorce on mobile phones. show the office of the “anonymous” cellular operator, without naming him. but all the employees in black and yellow striped cravates, on the chairs hanging the same cofts... absolutely not burning =))))

Do you sell pork? The head of government asked. He was answered - 335 rubles per kilogram, while the supply price is 160-170 rubles per kilogram.

"In fact, it is twice as expensive," Putin reacted, holding in his hands the "hint" prepared for him by his assistants. Is it normal?

- Is it a high price - 120 percent, - sincerely wondered managing director of the X5 Retail group N.K. Yuri Kobaladze

Very high, insisted Vladimir Putin.

“Tomorrow we will lower,” Kobaladze promised.

© 1998-2009 "Russian newspaper" Central issue No. 4938 (114) of 25 June 2009

Vladimir Vladimirovich, please come back to the tank.