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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6679
 11.06.2008
A bad programmer is one who has never dreamed that he is a compiler.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6678
 11.06.2008
UFOlog
“If you will be silent as partisans, I will play the national German game with you – the Gestapo.”

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6677
 11.06.2008
Euro 2008 – France – Romania. Gusev comments: Nasri! The right side of the beard.

Fuck how he didn’t break it.)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6676
 11.06.2008
°•¤ Barabbashi¤•°
There is always a bunch of grandmothers at our entrance. They are such an evening.
So, I run out of the entrance, the door was pushed hard, and a couple of babies stood behind it. I opened one of these doors and broke the sling.
And it would be nothing if I "MINUS ONE" didn’t say....)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6675
 11.06.2008
If you do not like fools, you can be called a human hater.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6674
 11.06.2008
I came late from work tired, lay down in bed, I feel like it is about to come.

I sleep. He has not been sleeping for five years.

He jumped, jumped on me and said, “Let’s go to the doctor, let’s play, I’ll play for you.

I will fly my back!” Well heal it! I say. He pulled some “tools.”

and let me treat my back, something leads, scratches. It is pleasant, especially

After a tough day, I cut off shorter.In the morning I jumped off early - I walk in

The pool. Comfortable, people are very few, you do not push your foreheads. I swim and

I begin to realize that I am attracting attention that I do not understand.

There is some hiccups behind, smiles. He went out and took a shower with himself.

A confusing feeling. I approach a man and say, “Listen, landlord,

“Is my back okay?” And the back to him.

turning around, I hear: “Yes... glamorously, the cheetah looks especially

Creatively... »



It turns out, my small drawing attracted not only "tools, but also

A couple of especially strong flommasters, and apparently he broke into creativity!

The future master is growing!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6673
 11.06.2008
The principle of uncertainty for women: to ruin relationships

Enough to find out.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6672
 11.06.2008
The Princess:
And also a granddaughter, a dog, a cat and a mouse.
By the way, I never understood why in this fairy tale there was only the name of the dog.

by AlexVK:
Per the female dog was politically correctly replaced.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6671
 10.06.2008
Riga, 08.06.2008 23:46:23
>> >> << The time of love is approaching. Send me any name of the opposite sex and this text passed to everyone from your list. The sixth name you get will be the name of the one who loves you.
Samm, 23:47:24
Gogi

Riga, 08.06.2008 23:47:53:
I am not the one who is the one who is the one!!!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6670
 10.06.2008
Sister (00:55:55 8/06/2008)
I wonder, for whom at such a time some Kiev channel cartoons shows?

Nathaniel (00:56:58 8/06/2008)
For those who need to sharply switch the channel from porn to shoot harmless...

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6669
 10.06.2008
XX: The people who are ready to support the HK "Salawat Yulia" and not shave until their victory?
YYY: I am ready to personally shave any idiot who is sick for any team and does not let other people sleep, is not sick for his team and consequently does not watch TV and does not interfere with the rest of other people like him.
Here you personally, the patient of the salad, imagine - you are sleeping after a great game of the same salad, sick, beer drunk, oral scuco and sleeping next to you....And here I am running to you at 4 in the morning with a whiskey and beer and blowing in a dunk and arun you in the ear - Чуваааак!You are not aware???!!! Our scientists have discovered a new polymer! Did you go through the city of Katatsa about this and signal?! to
So you read at least like Esau with his beard, that if you cover yourself with mold, it is only desirable to be silent...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6668
 10.06.2008
yyy, 31.05.2008 17:16:32:
What kind of it is.

yyy, 17:16:53
Marat doesn’t see what I write.

xxx, 17:17:08
I do not see either.

xxx, 17:17:10
Aaaah!! to

xxx, 17:17:15
It burned fucking.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6667
 10.06.2008
Today at work in the shopping center installed the game Earth Empire III. Meeting a 20-year-old girl, seeing a beautiful, rotating globe loading asks:
Is it really water? Yes, I say, the globe looks like that, and it’s water in the ocean!
The following question struck me:
How does Anna get out?? to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6666
 10.06.2008
Natasha (15:29:26 8/06/2008)
I also burned there! I thought I would surrender through the garment. So he heard and said to turn off the telephone. And I immediately started pressing (Telef.I was in the elevator)And instead of turning off, I pressed.
Natasha (15:29:33 8/06/2008)
High Contact O.O.
Tigranius (15:30:09 8/06/2008)
Speaking of Syriza! = D
Tigranius (15:30:33 8/06/2008)
I’m sorry I didn’t wait =[

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6665
 10.06.2008
He is:
When should I wait for photos?? to

She is:
Well, I have to morally prepare for such a feat)))

She is:
In addition, my mom came...I can’t explain to her that I’m standing up to the camera because I lost to Andrewish in chess))))

She is:
by *

He is:
and ROFL

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6664
 10.06.2008
Everything changes at Bashe... Periodically the theme of the session pops up, from time to time elections happen, wins at the championships, summer/winter problems... but all this is a bushin, nanized on the eternal theme of breastfeeding.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6663
 10.06.2008
1 I put no background program, now I can ignore any calls - even contacts, even just numbers, even all calls and SMS and automatically send a response SMS type - "baby I don't want to answer you", here's the shit?

Nikita, you are 26 years old.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6662
 10.06.2008
CB0JI04b is
C in the morning on the first channel show various useful tips, such as how to make a stylish toilet for a sea pig from a plastic bottle and a stove. It would be better to tell him how to do so that his father did not notice that you washed his car at night.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6661
 10.06.2008
In order to normally eat during the day, the Russian people will work all day on Saturday, on a lawful weekend, but it is he who will tolerate knowing that he will be drunk in the ass on Wednesday. The Russian nation is the toughest.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6660
 10.06.2008
This is why in the CIS countries there are fewer shrimp than in other countries...&
ANSWER: Because in the countries of the west before entering the room to knock that you could hide the letter... and we do not have... immediately to break... and by the way, the whole abshag knows... =(

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