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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17614
 27.06.2009
Letter to my wife today.

She> was riding on a boat with oak and dimon.500r. 1.5 hours.SUPER!to the dolphinarium, to the waterfall, to the open sea and there swimming.even dimon.The water is clean, blue, warm.Class!

I> fucking at work. until you. we do not have time. money will not be given. in the loan period. nothing to eat. Very pleased for you!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17613
 27.06.2009
Only fools vote for power that cannot repair.
The roads.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17612
 27.06.2009
told a friend.
He studied at the Institute, even in Soviet times. He was sent to the Institute of
Studying from a friendly African country to your African student.
I don't remember his name, let it be Mike. He was placed in the institute.
The Communion. Mike quickly made friends with everyone, well in Russian he is tolerable
He talked, and accordingly he was invited to all holidays and
Those who were in communion. Everyone who invited was
It was just a devil’s pleasure to drink Mike, the more to vodka he was.
He was very unusual, and it was fun to watch him when he was in the
Drunk trying to do something. But a year of education and life in communion
They gave fruit. And if before Mike woke up in an embrace with a "white friend"
In the morning he was lying in bed and could hardly say his name.
He could eat properly, chew well, and have a dialogue during the day.
After drinking, and also knowing many proverbs and addicts, which
accompanied by the feast. The school year is over, the session is over, students
Wandered around the houses. Mike also went home, pre-picked.
and vodka.
The holidays are over and the next school year begins. Mike came from
home, a native of Africa, and tells: "The relatives gathered together,
At the table, I put out vodka. Everyone is drunk and sitting drunk. I am alone as
The white man is sitting!”
Our man!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17611
 27.06.2009
Russian barbarians broke into chislatas, auras, stands, leaving behind themselves.
cities, libraries, universities and theatres.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17610
 27.06.2009
I’m just wondering if anyone besides my brother is wearing a thermometer for work?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17609
 27.06.2009
*** by
Imagine I went home last night in the electric. Next to it sits a student girl... low, gentle, sympathetic, with beautiful breasts... talking to some boy. So fucking, she drinks my favorite beer and talks about the use of screenplans in the Caspian Fleet as strike missile carriers or military-transport equipment:... and also enrolled for flight courses on the plane... Fuck, she never said “fun” or “dumb”.
Now “beautiful and smart” are found in nature, not just in the form of a mathematical model.
ZY
Girl, if you are reading this, respond to the playoff. I’ll take you down with a parachute :)
*** by
Guy, there is no chance, "sympotic" she will not forgive you!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17608
 27.06.2009
Ephasho-pyan (18:30:11 23/06/2009)
ppc, I went to the toilet, I sit mean and I hear the neighbors from above the march of the stars play

Ephasho-pyan (18:30:18 23/06/2009)
PPC is

Smoo~ (18:30:27 23/06/2009)
was fucking? xd

Ephasho-pyan (18:30:30 23/06/2009)
You sit on the throne and feel like a dark emperor.

Ephasho-pyan (18:30:35 23/06/2009)
in general)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17607
 26.06.2009
How did you walk with those turtles?
WOW: Oh her baby it was cool walked and then burned with them in bed lords why am I so cool!!!!! to
What if I shut off the imagination?
I sent him to sit down and shrink :(

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17606
 26.06.2009
The Anti-Advertising :

Do you know you have bacteria in your mouth?
Yes! yes! I brushed my teeth this morning!! to
Let’s check out... O-o, here you see! But it’s not bacteria.
What is this?!!! to
The sperm o_0

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17605
 26.06.2009
The less your position, the more noticeable your absence at work.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №17604
 26.06.2009
Kill me plz
I went to meet my boyfriend’s parents (in another city). At night a dream: I go to the public toilet, and there a aunt, with you, says 10 rubles, I ask her - and this is definitely not a dream? - No, he says, not sleep, I paid the money, I go to the toilet and write. I wake up from the fact that I am lying wet, and the first thought: here is the fool, deceived, just to scratch the money, and only the second thought, that next to my bridegroom and sleep I in the house of his parents! Shoot me please.
__________________________________________________________________________
My grandmother dreamed so badly :D

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17603
 26.06.2009
I go by tram, on the roads there is a toyota, he wants to turn to the left and there the flow does not stop. We stand waiting.
My grandmother is smoking on that side. I looked at it all and dropped the bull and went across the road. The stream has risen. Tojota joyfully waving back escaped from the paths, the tram went with applause, and the grandmother came back to the middle :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17602
 26.06.2009
> Unknown (10:07:08 24/06/2009)
> I have a type-off button on the controller from the comp. such a big. Everyone who came first ticked and then asked what the button was.
> Eve (10:07:16 24/06/2009)
> and the computer naturally cut off
> Unknown (10:11:08 24/06/2009)
> then I was overwhelmed, I made it turn off the second time. And now everyone shakes, they see the inscription on the screen "Computer shutdown" and asking "And that it doesn’t shut down", they shut down again!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №17601
 26.06.2009
In short, I go to work today, I see a picture: a crown flies, pulls 4 pieces of sausages! In the nails holds one sausage, the others talk. Behind and just below, a second crown flies and tries to get the last sausage with a clove!
Half a day later. In nature fuel in the air))

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17600
 26.06.2009
Remembering in childhood.
They climbed to the old substation, and played golf from its roof with the help of squads and bricks.And down there was a basketball pitch, there the children whispered from pleasure turning away from the bricks.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17599
 26.06.2009
Developer of the program:
Gluck, I am your father.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №17598
 26.06.2009
By the way (13:14) :
How is your job? Not too annoying?

MapToBckui_KoT (13:15) :
The prince of Nikita, Vladimirovich, gathered on holiday from July 4th of this year, and your submissive servant will temporarily perform his duties, so that the wasteland will not be empty, and the peasants will not escape.

By the way (13:18) :
I consider it necessary, during the absence of Prince Nikita of the Light Vladimirovich, to tighten the barricades with the peasants (temporary) and barbaric orders to be introduced. At the end of the prince's rest, let his holops love him more than before!

MapToBckui_KoT (13:19) :
And you, the brightest prince, haven’t gotten a family yet?

By the way (13:23) :
Fortunately, God took me away from the witch who, by deceit and deceit, as well as by pretending to be a wise and beautiful virgin, wanted to bear from me and to give birth, to walk in my wives. But my eyes opened in time, and my heart rejected her.


[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №17597
 26.06.2009
Do you also like to unfold crab sticks, thus turning them into crab sticks?)

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17596
 26.06.2009
There are pirates in our country. For ten minutes I’ve been sitting there listening to a guy, instead of translating into a naughty, hanging over a comedy.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17595
 26.06.2009
SPAM: I am not spam.
Unbeliever: Yes I Believe

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