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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115853
 09.07.2015
Interesting political arithmetic.
Two prosecutors seized $500,000.
20,000 prosecutors in the country - the IMF?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115852
 09.07.2015
The new Sarah Connor is nice, but at the same time strict and quite that.
The Terminator is also nursing and even Kyle and John are nursing too.
In general, the impression that all the footage was viewed by Japanese schoolchildren and if they were not drawn to bluff, the footage was left.
With political correctness too, everything is fine, the chief villain white, black smart, Asian police officer, Kyle removing handcuffs from Sarah says in response to the "I can handle myself" - "helping you I do not underestimate your abilities" - feminists are happy, the disabled topic is uncovered, Obamacare too(Sara answers that you do not need anesthesia when applying the seam)
The new Terminator succeeded, only to watch it in addition to the Japanese schoolgirls is difficult for the rest (except for the fans), but whoever roasted the whole film.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115851
 09.07.2015
Fuck, the people are mad at all, the pregnant women are now guilty of what you do for them, oh. Isn’t it funny?
There have always been and will always be pregnant, sick, with family circumstances, vacationers, this is life. And in your problems, in most cases, nobody but you are to blame.
Each employee is treated as the employee allows him to treat himself. So he’s not a fool, but you, as you allow yourself to be treated like that. Sit on your neck - pull your tongue out of your ass and defend your rights. But no, there is scary, can be dismissed / premium deprived / eat, but how pleasant and safe to spray saliva in the kitchen and swallow on quotes. You can't - keep silent and walk on, you will continue to ride on, since you are like a speechless cattle.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115850
 09.07.2015
Remember where the crack started? From the fact that pregnant women cheat clients, who, naturally, cheat on the pregnant hamit, or just a fool. But it ended up again with the fact that the leader must, the husband must, society must.
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The only thing that society ought to do to me personally is not to endure the “female purpose” of Moscow. I am Childfrey. But unlike some stubborn people, I understand that someone needs to give birth. Fortunately, there are still those who want. But with your attitude to them, they will all soon move into my camp. And then what will you sing, "no one deserves it," when 10 of you, stupid old men, will be left with the only young woman, and that Childfrey?

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115849
 09.07.2015
I regret, I started a quarrel, sorry, the quarrel did not want to, just got into the topic. She worked for several years in a small project bureau with a grey sp. Yes the stupid. Nothing in my life I regretted so much as that I agreed to this grey sp. But for those few years I was paid properly and the white and black part of the ZP, and I trusted the bosses. In order that OK had no problems with the documents, said about pregnancy immediately - this was my main mistake, because there were no changes in the performance of my work duties, and I am sure nobody would have noticed before "Puz". To the doctors and to the tests I did not ask NEVER, never late, thanks to a private clinic, where doctors work in the evening and on weekends. No one did the work for me, because I am the only designer of some department in the office - my work here in principle can and will not be done by anyone other than me, only if ordered in a row. So, even though the well-being and worsened, the work had to do so much.

However, I was completely stopped paying the black portion of my salary. Even the debt for a month, when you were not yet pregnant, is no longer paid. And they say "so for you the husband should work, he has you that - does not work?" Well, and the favorite "do not like - dismiss". And indeed, it is easier to hire an entirely new employee than to flirt with a pregnant woman (these are third-party rumors)

I just hope that the shit on me stops. I guess probably =)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №115848
 09.07.2015
The Confession.

I listen to you, my son. What sins do you have?

Not the sins, but the Greeks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115847
 09.07.2015
<xxx> Our purchasing department is very sad
<xxx>The money for the purchase of equipment is allocated exactly as much to buy this equipment.
<xxx> by the manufacturer. At the minimum price.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115846
 09.07.2015
About the Russian mentality:

In the 1990s, he sold large Chinese music centers for two cassettes and a disc. Every second device was returned until I solved the problem very easily. Each cassette allegedly forgot a check cassette, which was included to demonstrate the device's performance. Returns dropped to almost zero. The people were willing to tolerate the loss of several thousand on the deceased music center, rather than returning the "happy" cassette.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115845
 09.07.2015
I went out to smoke. There is a chair on the balcony, I usually sit in it and smoke.
In the window, wearing and carrying everything on its way, some creature flows to the herram and begins to wear, tearing my pink pants off the ropes and crawls from the balcony, found the window and flew back.
I think it was a lump.
But I’m not sure.
My hair has grown everywhere.
Even in the nose.
I never thought I had hair in my nose.
Thread: There is
Tagged: stand up
Tagged: fucking birds

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115844
 09.07.2015
They have already borrowed their double standards. So, abortions are forbidden, Slavs are dying out, family, children, scraps, bla bla bla bla, then pregnant women interfere with them, live straight, do not let them reproduce here. The fools.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115843
 09.07.2015
to this
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Only 20,000 can survive.
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Hundreds of millions of Russians have just gone astray.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115842
 09.07.2015
He is a crazy guy:
The Beautiful:

Home girls who are half-country, take me if there are unmarried. I am constantly beaten with some periodicity, say, you sit at home, you do not go anywhere, although it has been discussed repeatedly, and in quarrels, and calmly, and my neighborhood and her desire to go out into the light.
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And just to break up with the outstretched "pile" is not an option, it needs to be taken? As a child, as a child unwise? That the rubbing of the ass would not stop for a moment? A man who.
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As long as the saw gives him, you can pretend to be a valley, and if another fool is found, he will jump as a goat. It is simply more convenient for him to carry a chicken than blue eggs (spermotoxicose, in the people), and so he is decent and good.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115841
 09.07.2015
Work for pregnant women.
I had such a companion...I went home like a crushed lemon, because this chicken had been drinking tea and pizza all the days... on the phone, he did Nothing at all and at the same time with a naked mouth stated that they have no right to dismiss her. As a result, I filed an application for dismissal, because I didn’t really want to go for two. When they started picking up a person for my place, then all the candidates turned and left, barely learning that in essence they would have to work for two (for one salary) and endure this dull hammer for a few months.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115840
 08.07.2015
Elena
SolidWorks is hot. Instead of the "Tools" on the button is placed only the "web method"! It does not clean up!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115839
 08.07.2015
Meanwhile in the world:
A baby with a bleeding from the nose went to the veterinarian for help.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115838
 08.07.2015
I said it was shit.
I was told to do.
I did
I was told it was shit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115837
 08.07.2015
The woman carries a child, the husband earns for all needs.
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The husband, asking for a chip that without him the wife and the child will not survive, begins to melt the leg more and more loudly, the wife begins to jump more and more fun in front of him on the cirls... and then he still leaves, because "she became such an ordinary grandmother after giving birth." It is going to fertilize the next interesting girl and make her a "normal grandmother", and these somehow let go for 25% of his salary. Because without experience of work, she is not going to go anywhere other than as a cashier.

is not. If society refuses to assist women in raising new members of this society, and in return gives in full dependence on husbands, divorce on the initiative of men must be prohibited on the same day, and marital betrayal of husbands must be punished by forced labor with the transfer of their earnings to their children.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115836
 08.07.2015
The Beautiful:

Home girls who are half-country, take me if there are unmarried. I am constantly beaten with some periodicity, say, you sit at home, you do not go anywhere, although it has been discussed repeatedly, and in quarrels, and calmly, and my neighborhood and her desire to go out into the light.
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And just to break up with the outstretched "pile" is not an option, it needs to be taken? As a child, as a child unwise? That the rubbing of the ass would not stop for a moment? A man who.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115835
 08.07.2015
I am reading and protecting. Why are all pregnant? And you, everyone who writes this nonsense here, for a second imagine that your mother, afraid of harassment by employees and bosses, would just take you and not become you, specifically to give birth to you... Think... Some 20-30 years ago, your mother was a stupid ovulator in your own expression...
Z is. After my mother gave birth to me, she remained disabled for the rest of her life. Maybe she shouldn’t have given birth to me either?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115834
 08.07.2015
I’m not an employer, but I have to replace those smart people. The question is not who pays for the hospital, but what specifically I have to work for a pregnant woman. Not only to work for them, but also to fulfill their duties.
that is. I work for myself, for her, and all for one salary.
And then she is like "Oh, well, deduct from the salary," the employer deduces, and she "I am going to the labor inspectorate complaint, you oppress me."
And pleasantly your voice about “...Total three working days a month! What a nightmare!...” Strange mania of greatness, why do you think someone should want to work for you for free for at least an hour?
Why are there so many pregnant women???? to
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Why not address the employer and not the pregnant woman? Isn’t she forcing you to work for yourself? Again, what pregnant women do you have, once you have to work completely for them, when she is absent for a maximum of three days at work? And nothing that any non-pregnant can take three days without maintenance, and, let’s argue, you won’t scream and don’t notice it at all? So no, I don’t understand why it is such a reflection in pregnant women. You are talking about irresponsible divorces that are not necessarily pregnant at the same time. And pregnant women were probably like that before pregnancy.
And you would write, you personally go to the labor inspectorate for being forced to work free of charge. It is your fault, not your pregnancy.

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