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[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6659
 10.06.2008
Yet yet,
What is a wireless cable?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6658
 10.06.2008
Recently, customers from the United States came to us. Deputy of Foreign Relations instructs how to behave and what to say.
The Odmin asks: Well, what do we say to comrades from America?
From the choir: Yanki, Goo Houm!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6657
 10.06.2008
A girl called the technical support service. On the issues of the work of our equipment, and it was so pleasant to know that it is offgenically rolling in the compass. After hundreds of stupid clients, talk to someone in their native language!!! And to realize that at the other end of the wire a girl... That would have advised her all day.

Try this sort of thing ;)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6656
 10.06.2008
Until yesterday, we had a few new compasses.
We and our admin, Solomon, took a couple of things for ourselves.
Solomon opens the side cover, and admiring the device starts the car with the words – Zaevizm!!!! to
If we saw an alien floating in the server room, the surprise would be less: a brown smoke fell from the motherhouse, in the area of the chipset, and then a pillar of flame the size of the Jidaja plasma sword!
Solomon, with an impenetrable sight, extinguished all this ugliness like a candle, and silently rust began to settle on the floor.
I also looked at Solomon’s birth :)
The eyebrows and eyelids went somewhere, and half of the eyebrows was - afro! and :)
The old good cockerel Solomon, with the phrase - Huiya has boasted! Well, let’s repeat...
Once again, I pressed the Start button, waiting for the fireworks to continue.
To our profound disappointment, after a bit of plastic, the computer loaded without any special effects.
It has been working without failures for two weeks - maybe it was launched with nitrogen oxide? and :)
Can you tell me where to buy nitrogen oxide for mammals? It is :)))

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6655
 10.06.2008
5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 If you don’t send this message to 15 of your friends, you’ll miss all the exams in 5 years!
Itami: 1111111111111 These 13 units will protect you from sexual intercourse for 10 years if you don’t send them to 43 people within an hour. If you do this, you will be in the nearest suburb of 13 sweaty blacks. and choose.
Sabrina: This is what?
Itami: This is a message from above
I don’t have so much stuff in the ashes.
Sabrina: What should I do?
Itami: You can send twice to 21.5 people
Thank you, I will send you
Sabrina: Send it and what next?
Itami: well, now you can go to the cottage)))
Sabrina: Why should I go there?
Itami: there your fate awaits you
Itami: in the form of sweaty blacks
Can I not go there?
Itami: Well, then you are a %bet team on self-driving...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6654
 10.06.2008
Devil
Do you work?

temon ~
Agag

Devil
I also don’t know what to do.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №6653
 10.06.2008
Ghosts
y: tell inna that wowa bought her a new mother)))
X: That is, the mother plateau?
Less Maternity Pay
Alinaki
The plateau...
Imagine this paradise.
Ghosts
and such a huge processor, the size of Moscow))
Peter is a chipset.
Ghosts
America will be hard!
There’s always shit there.
Ghosts
Greenwich will be the battery of the Kmos, so that time always knows.
Ghosts
Australia is a modem! Without any drivers. The fuck knows why he is, but he is 😉
Ghosts
India + China is a sightseeing :) I hope no comments :)
Alinaki
You have broken...
Ghosts
Afreka - it will be... mm... disk drive 5.25" %)
Alinaki
What will we have with Siddhartha?
Ghosts
Oh oh! It will be the Middle East.
There is always something and someone cutting down.
Ghosts
Europe will be a memory.
This is where everything happened, Roman, Greek civilization.
Ghosts
There is electricity. am
Alinaki
There are external interfaces.
Ghosts
There is still Greenland.
This is going to be a cooler 😉
Alinaki
Antarctica - refrigerator on the feeding block
Alinaki
A speech for Canada!
A lot of shit.)
Alinaki
The lights...
and Japan!
Ghosts
Certainly! The Japanese!
Everywhere they are, and everywhere they are.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6652
 10.06.2008
Imagine, I split up with a guy today, I am stuck in a bus, tears flow on my cheeks, and let the doll who stole my phone at that moment melt my genitals!I am in despair. I know it's stupid to write here, but fucking, no one else has to shed his soul.
Well, and of course, odmin, cat, shredder, huyace and o that the quote passes.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6651
 10.06.2008
What exam is tomorrow?
yyy: management, vagin :(
XX: Management of what?? to
YYY: Name of teaching
XXX: I just didn’t notice the slide. ;)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6650
 10.06.2008
She: Listen, what is the difference between admin and Sisadmin?
He: Well, Sisadmin is the same admin, only a girl...
MMM, I understand...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6649
 10.06.2008
xxh: decided to drink in the department, the party was, wine, the girls were still
WOW : well?
The first went well.
xxxh: went down for the second, he broke his head from the tower, he remained in the traffic jamming
WOW : well?
xxxh: we are not afraid of difficulties, we went to the neighboring department, took the roof with wings. Wings in the wing, wing in the wing
xxxh: remembered that we still have a full metal... pushed, pulled out not who did not succeed... had to look for rough male power, i.e. A man and a half
Wow, you want to eat!! to
In the mill, he said the same.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6648
 10.06.2008
The Matan exam. Everyone is sitting to decide. A single seat-seat can’t solve anything. He drew an apple plus an apple equal to two apples and gave it.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6647
 10.06.2008
He worked, painted the bridge.
It tells: a car flies at Azzsky speed, without reaching the bridge, flies into the bushes, turns and hangs on the branches...
From the car a wild cry: "Blyajajajaaaaaaa! The vodka has turned!!and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6646
 10.06.2008
She< - you know Albanian???!!!!! to
? to
On-> There is a little
She< is serious!! to
Where did you study it?! to
On-> in the net
She< – why???! to
He-> *DONT_KNOW* he hurt me

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6645
 10.06.2008
What kind of soap do you have?
The Soul
-dushistoe@mail.ru?? to
No, root@localhost...
And who does it to you?
The Demons!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6644
 10.06.2008
Well, that is an adventure!
krul_dar: - Here we go back - and there will be "adventure", and for now it is JOPA!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6643
 10.06.2008
Svetlana: The application for Bachitova Gulbalda has been certified by the notary of Negmetova Bayana! I’m going to go crazy about this job!
el’Capitano: the respected Gulball....ggg (spool patztol)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6642
 10.06.2008
A story in the universe: standing in a parachute we smoke, here comes under the age of edak 65 singing a pre-potopna song... Approaching the pissuar, the show begins, and suddenly the song breaks and follows the replica: “Forgive me my favorite shoes.”

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6641
 10.06.2008
Pastor: Well, we celebrated the 150 years of the city... a crowd of a couple of hundred thousand who covered the entire coast with anxiety awaited the promised laser show... who knew that the show would be seen only on television...
GNU: %))))))))))))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6640
 10.06.2008
In the Middle Ages, during the Inquisition, people were burned for a fraction of what I had to learn in two days... Matan is the generation of the Devil, long live the Holy Inquisition!!! to

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