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[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34298
 10.08.2010
Olga (15:41:24 9/08/2010)
Did you go to the garden?

Lawyer (15:41:35 9/08/2010)
Almost not.
excluded

Lawyer (15:41:44 9/08/2010)
for drunkenness and abuse.

Laugh (15:41:58 9/08/2010)
Well, in poker the director won a lot.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34297
 10.08.2010
Publisher "Children's Literature" urgently released a corrected version
A famous poem, now it is called "Uncle Stepa - a policeman"
Styles

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34296
 10.08.2010
XXX: I thought old age was shameless!
Pritch: you are given money, you pay for VOV and you play
And with the grandmothers, the question goes away by itself.
One bad thing: death is near.
XHH: Imagine the raid: all the evil, the wreck "where the tank, the mother".
The tank died of a heart attack two minutes ago.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34295
 10.08.2010
XHH: What are you doing?
WOW: I got a salary. I put it in a calculator. Translated into binary code. I sit a dream.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34294
 10.08.2010
From Led Zeppelin:
How can you call this a classic? True classical music is Rahmaninov, Chopin, Mozart, and so on, and it's just an indelible noise and a set of sounds!
YYY: Sorry, it seems you have a monocle.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34293
 10.08.2010
correspondence with a friend. He was in a bad mood, and then he was called by the wrong number:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was also called and asked if I could order girls. I said that there was a shortage of girls in the country, there were only shelters left, and I advised to start shaking and not to fuck. He dropped the phone.

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34292
 10.08.2010
I teach programming courses. Well, the kids were stunned by the fact that in the 11th grade they do not know how to calculate the volume of parallelepid.
He decided to check" a friend, humanitarian, said, if he knows.
xxx: how to calculate the volume of the parallelepid if three sides are given a, b, c?
YYY: What is fucking?
XXX is a test.
YYY: Multiply something there to something
YYY: then divide
I found somebody to ask.
You may have been confused by the word parallelpiped? Think of. Here you have a swimming pool, you need to know how much water to order.
I don’t know how to swim.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34291
 10.08.2010
Imagine you’re a butcher from Bay Harbor. How would you get rid of the bodies so that they would not be found?
Millions of options. Bolot, alligators, pig farms, sulfuric acid, hamsters, garbage burners, hell, and even shaurma.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34290
 10.08.2010
XXX (13:50): Go to the store
yyy (13:51): Okay, I’m going to go
15:07 What are you doing?
yyy:(15:07): I am in the room, the eyes paint I will go to the store
yyy:(16:31): all, I went

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34289
 10.08.2010
@->-- A$yA: Dima, you don't know how to get into Linux in bios????? to
@>-- A$yA: urgently need to
KP0HTM: You have to buy champagne and flowers and tap the floppy disk three times.
KP0HTM: then he will open himself

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34288
 10.08.2010
I sit with a girl in the park.
She tells me I smoke.
Everything is around, people walk, children jump,
Near the larok, there sell different water, the wind blows.
I look at the dearest family.
husband with wife, wife with wheelchair, all so cute,
The balls there, the balls there.
And the child in the wheelchair in his hands is a toy benzool!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34287
 10.08.2010
anton_zaitsev: They say that somewhere in Moscow there is a huge smoke-car that is smoking smoke before the U2 concert.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34286
 10.08.2010
It is easier to build a new than to repair the old.
The great plan to burn Russia begins to come true

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34285
 10.08.2010
MOUSE007: Buy for chocolate, mouse carpet with delivery
BRAND777: Mouse007, there is no place to sleep?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34284
 10.08.2010
Kirito: I realized what happened to the world, high temperatures, tsunamis, hurricanes, fires and other climatic phenomena that have captured the planet.
This is a peer move Blizzard before the arrival of WoW:Cataclysm on the shelves (money close enough for everything!)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34283
 10.08.2010
SMS from a friend:
Sorry, the fermented cabbage, as you asked, was not, I bought a shampoo instead.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34282
 10.08.2010
Sher: The rhinestone. Milcans from the militia forum regret that their comments and wishes (non-motherly, non-huligan and types) do not undergo modernization on the site of discussion of this bill.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34281
 10.08.2010
Answer from Google:
08.08.2010 0:58:15
Why are there no turf fires in Peter? Or at least in the area?
Supplement #1 08.08.2010 21:18:10
Did I ask Naira?! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34280
 10.08.2010
<Notaha> and our programmer in a week the second tooth broken out
<cerr> Did he write code so badly?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34279
 09.08.2010
I think the first rain this year people in the city will celebrate more cool than the victory of the Russian football team at the World Cup.
But not in November.
I agree with you for November.

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