It is: no militants. I am tired of blood.
When did you get tired?
She: I have critical days every month :(

How did you know I was in the movie?
YYY: The deduction :D
XXX: What if it is serious?
Tagged with: deduction

The manager sent me a follow-up.

Official note

Please give me a new chair.
Because of my religious beliefs, and the commandment of the soul, the chair must be on wheels (in the amount of 4 pieces), wrapped with the skin of white buffaloes grown on the southern slope of the Himalayan river and killed no later than June 25, on the day of the Taurus in the shadow of the Mist.
For my part, I pledge to increase the efficiency of my work by 350%, because this chair will allow me to connect with the Unknown Egregor "Robot Mass".
My chair was broken. Give it new. Please go.

YYY: I am married!
YYY: I have an idea!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
YYY: You should have scratched it, and I could think further!

Working with ICQ
XXX is
Fuff, olya today in another suit, will not distract me falling breasts...
YYYY
I have a monitor that traditionally closes everything, and you, the guardian, should be interested in other subjects.
XXX is
The ass?

The Moscow-Peter night train.
A girl reads an e-book while lighting up an iPhone.
Long thought...

Our priests do not give in to our deputies.
As Likholetova told the edition "Gazeta.ru", a two-seat sports BMW with diplomatic numbers under the control of the temple curator of Ilya Prophet Imam Timotius (in the world Alexei Podobedev) crashed into the Volkswagen Touareg. From the impact, BMW flew to the opposite lane, where it collided with the Toyota Corolla, which was driven by Likholetova. According to eyewitnesses, the priest at the time of the incident was drunk and refused to undergo medical examination.

From the discussion on the film, that in the next part of the "Unstoppable" can take part Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Nicholas Cage and others.

The xxx:
The fifth part will be played by Clark Gable and Charlie Chaplin.

Recipe for cake:
Take two packs of Doshirak, carefully open the clock, separate the spices. Brikets are soaked in a condensed water for three to four hours. Put one briket on the other, before this, the space between them must be smeared with cream. On the top of the cake can be decorated with strawberries and pieces of a kidney surprise.
XX: Where did the students get the kindergarten surprises?

Why is it called Dime?
YYY: Nikita refused to cut off, and Maxim his grandmother's name is a goat - it didn't fit too!

I am a parent. I want to introduce rocks and abolish Astakhov.

Stories with the final slogan: “Never defeat Russia!” and “Never defeat us!” and so on, in fact, very well illustrate why Russia will never live well.

After watching "What men are talking about".
Girl: Listen, are you really saying all this?
I: Remember, we watched What Women Want and I asked you, do you really think of that shit? And you answered that the script was written by either feminists or some transgender.
I have no more questions.)

I don’t know how there is in China, but I personally have a tea ceremony in search of a cup around the apartment.

The seller has burned.
The buyer suits. asks "and why do you have such chargers for notebooks expensive?" - my seller is silent. The buyer repeats the question for the second time. My seller answers "I don't know how to answer your question" - buyer "Silence". the seller "Silence I have already answered"

xxx: Progress has reached unprecedented heights – I’ve been given a digital soap machine that’s getting worse than my phone.

The wind. We go with a friend from Norilsk (D) on the street:
I: Well the wind! Going is a little hindering.
D is figured. We in Norilsk, when we were preparing for the session, sat on the roof (well there is convenient, no one interferes). As a break, they decided to play football with a bottle of lemonade. After a strong pinch, the bottle flies beyond the roof, stops and returns, and you’re saying it’s going!

Advertising in the elevator

"(30.07.2012) In your entrance, approximately in the elevator, the striped pants were accidentally lost. Please return (for a modest reward) 1 entrance 5 sq."

Vishenko@
I have a pain in my leg (

Pork fountain
and cut.

Vishenko@
It’s not funny that all these heartless

Pork fountain
You always have something to hurt, you treat me with all the wounds, as if I am an extrasensitive, I can cure by the number of aska, fucking. What shall I do? I’ll say, “Oh, poor, how I’m sorry for you..."Will you get better? No is? Go to the hospital, it will help. I am a pragmatist now.

Vishenko@
I was there

Vishenko@
Do not anger on me.

Vishenko@
I cut yesterday.

Vishenko@
The bottom of the bottle

Vishenko@
I had so much blood for the first time, and it suddenly thickened, though it never happened before.

Pork fountain
You know, I once dive into a pond, cut off the tip of my nameless finger on my leg (this is so lucky). There were no cell phones at the time, not to mention the rescuers on the beach, so I had to go to the house (about 20 cames) with a scattered finger. Corda I came home, in the shoe whispered))) Despite the leaf of roadmap, carefully suggested by friends)))

Pork fountain
So cut off the cap, glue the road and go to the hospital tomorrow)))

Alexander is
My mom got a bit upset here.

Alexander is
I was sitting at home yesterday and talked that she should probably change her phone. Yesterday I sat looking at all kinds of Nokia foolish in the net, chose what a non-young model. Now we were going to my grandmother (about the tsunami grandmother lives) and suddenly noticed the euro network, decided to go in and buy immediately, said to pull it. I sit in the car and wait. It wasn’t long enough that I was surprised. After 40 minutes, she came out with a bag in her hand. I immediately asked why she was so delayed. Answer: "Yes, I looked at the chosen model live and what I didn’t like. I decided to leave already, and then an uncle employee advised a new phone, a very good speaker. Well, I looked, decided that sympathetic little, here immediately and bought". Punch, I say something.
I get a box from the package.
And here I cried!
She bought a Galaxy S3!! to
Fuck, my future laptop is less expensive!!!! to
The officer...
And after all, if I steal that phone from her, she knows where I live.
He even knows my name!( by