The emails are burning 😉
"What practical task should be to the coursework on the topic of "Suicide"? andquot;
I played the spider man.
YYY: How is it? Dressed in costume and scared employees? and :)
XXX is no. He climbed the ceiling and pulled the net.
Fuck the fuck! Is it I have one in this bustling world, when I stop drinking or when there is no money, there are unplanned swings, outings to nature / giveaway, birthday invitations and other shit?????? to
So I started my vacation. This is another’s birthday. There were forty people gathered, two-thirds of whom I was completely unfamiliar. I drank for three days without asking, nothing remains in my memory. I don’t even know how they got home. A call on Wednesday. It is illuminated on the screen of the cellular: "Anton" and a completely unknown photo. I am surprised to raise the phone: "Allo". "How is the rabbit doing? It was a wonderful night, don’t you want to repeat it? I'm in horror, I'm on the table, the boss calls on Friday. Say, go to work, with an exhibition problem (this is my job - to organize exhibitions). I come. The artist is Anton, the same photo from the mobile. He smiles promisingly, working with him for another month. It would be nothing, only here I am Dima and I have a girlfriend.
One acquaintance, Yulka by name, marked in the park of a friend of Dr. Accordingly, in a girl company.Park, it must be said, bad fame.And here arises because of the distant bushes such a bad fame in the face of the ordinary exhibitionist in an open coat.Yulka, who at this moment toasted, don't be a fool, shouted:"And here's the gift!"The bad fame smelled and tried to give a deer.So Yulka, Hamka, still organized a pursuit of him with screams:"Man, where are you!All interesting only begins!"There's such I've known-perversions...
Evacuators are light and dark. Light helps drivers in trouble, their weapon is Lebedka. But some evacuators are lured by easy earnings and go to the service of the GIBDD forces. As a sign of this, they grow a manipulator.
It’s not lucky with the rod – it’s when you buy round dark glasses, like John Lennon’s, but you look in them like Basilio’s cat.
The longest word in Swedish - Nordostsjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningsmaterielunderhallsuppfoljningssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten
WOW: What does it mean? "Sorry I slept on the keyboard"
WOW: or the "sorry gap does not work"?
The new tester has arrived.
in the first two days opened 80 bugs
We called it, not long thinking, a glucometer))
A student came for a diploma, his name was Ocenaš. In five years, no tail in the universe.
Sometimes there are times when even Google doesn’t know.
YYY: Aha, and from inability offers to watch porn.
Problems in personal life? No friends? Are you paid too little at work? Is the boss a fool? Fighting with loneliness? Has Hachiko stolen his cell phone?? to
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My girlfriend has a son, at the time he was three years old, well very
An intelligent and not by years developed boy. In fact, one
Imagine a morning, a crowded bus,
A girlfriend with her son is somewhat in the middle, from all sides.
The boy begins to work hard with his elbows to survive in this situation.
The people standing around begin to get outraged and speak out.
A friend’s remarks about her unworthy behavior... Well, she
Naturally, he slowly says to his son, “Well, stay calm, no.
Go around, people are around.” The little boy, whispering his elbows, loudly,
On the whole bus, he says: “What people, well what people!!! around here
Just a joke!! You won’t believe it, but the crowd has moved together.
The Blonde:
Am I so sexy that life is fucking me?
Another day was a wasted waste of makeup.
When a vampire bites a man, he becomes a vampire.
It feels like everyone is being bitten by a bear!! to
God, please make sure all the calories go to the breasts!
And when then? Computers will come up with the voice command “Bl*d!”
Cancel all the latest actions?! to
This advertisement kills me. Do you know how bacteria grow in your mouth? No is? Let’s go, I’ll show you... Imagine we’re bacteria...
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I stood in the store yesterday, passing by mommy with my son, a little 5 years old. Mommy hit the machines with this bag and they fell, the son on the whole store "Well, let’s crack it all out here!".
Yesterday, the neighbors had a brain break.
Call at half-third: Elliot, not with you?(Ola is my friend, lives with my parents on the upper floor)
No to gr. They ran to me: cries, hysterics, Ole, Ole, Ole.Where is our girl.Let's call the trumpet doesn't take.What to do we don't know.* is
Called all my friends-friends, boys (former, present, future)-net.I repay my mom with valocardine, answering to call an ambulance-morg.I recruit Ole:
With a sleepy voice.
and then?
I sleep.
Where is it?!!! to
In the room...
I drive like God.! to
Yyy: UGU as AID
Kalansky says:
Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! I liked me. Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? He asks Kalanchoe. They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”