Heat of 40 degrees. A dumb neighbor’s pigeon crashes into our balcony with noise.
My son is frightened: What is it? What is this blow?
I: Be calm, this pigeon has crashed into the balcony.
It doesn’t seem like something has been hit.
I am (darkly): UGU The snow.

The most blatant program on TV is "What? Where is? When?": Six intelligent, intellectually developed, educated men are sitting in expensive rooms.
Costumes and try to print off six thousand rubles from a pensioner from Ufa.
Styles

Vuliad: There is an opening on the table, but it’s not foolish, I’ve been looking for a beer lighter for 10 minutes.

"I bought yesterday (22 June 2010) sausages. I ate today. Everything would be nothing, only the inscription on them "With a new year!"

I now work as a courier in a pharmacy. So there on the exit of the coffins hangs the inscription:""Steal from us the money and these coffins are yours."
Advertising is probably...

When I saw a fly, I decided to blow it with a pulverizer. No, fucking, missed, got into the cat, and he snuffed on the floor from surprise.

Dmitriy: Hi Anya! who has the admin rights from the Google account where all the counters? and :)
Life: I don’t know
Dmitriy: And Zhenya doesn’t know?
Lives by Jenny?
Liv: Who is this?
Dmitriy: Polyansky Denis :)
A. This Wife

Must - Die: the most stupid
Must_Die: As long as everyone has photographed people
Must_Die: I photographed the OS
Windows is Windows?
As for Linux?
The Mac OS?
Must-Die: Those who fly constantly and rage everyone
Must_Die: Windows I think
by : XD

XXX: Well I rarely use photoshop, only for special effects... or so... hair fix))
Have you tried to shave?
XX: With my haircut it is almost useless
Yes, it seems to be true.
What did you say, the fool? ?
Yes, it is female logic.)

J: I have since childhood a painful perception of situations when absolutely no man is impressed with me and begins to care for me.
Spin: The question is why you showed him the green light at all at first, if no.
J: I did not show anything.
J: I flirted and killed a couple of times.

Alu (11:31:14 9/08/2010)
Japanese "call" very funny, by the way. And just because of one phrase that is often heard in the movie. "Miss-Miss", which means "allow"...

veselochka (11:31:29 9/08/2010)
:D

Alu (11:31:38 9/08/2010)
They say it so funny. Threats to them.

veselochka (11:32:38 9/08/2010)
ridiculously

Alu (11:32:42 9/08/2010)
If you answered me by phone, I’t be able to say, “You’ll die in 7 days.” She would die in seven minutes in hysteria.

Alu (11:35:38 9/08/2010)
And I would have died even faster if I had been called in Getsheby (Monday) and told that I would die in Nitsheby (Sunday).

veselochka (11:36:00 9/08/2010)
The Lord)

111: You are a straight man sweater
and 222.
Chapter 11: The Shirt

She: Well when will my life, fucking, get better?! to
He says, sit and wait.
She: Yes, I have already crossed Ilya Muromza!

Vika (16:35:45 22/06/2010)
The device came to us, it was written in the fault column: the device fell into the toilet and lay there for about an hour, then the device was put in vodka and held there for a night, dryed for about 4 hours, but the device is still not on.
It is crazy!!! to

Tagged with: lol! A mathematician with a quantum physicist walked away!
BTR: Something has not been shared.
Tertuykalach: Stopudova - to zero.

City Auto Club.

DIZZ: the haishniks already know that the 14th race )))

Where does INF come from?

DIZZ: Today called the guys who provided us fast food last time and said that they were told that the haishniki that the 14th race and whether they will go there with cakes.)

My cat didn’t want to go to the toilet and wanted to wrap the couch. I caught him before the very beginning of the process of responsibility and the sink in the toilet, telling him through the door to do his business there, and until he does I will not let him go. This cattle began to jump, from the inside to the spongebob, apparently his cat's brains were pierced that the spongebob was to blame for the closed door, but not the one inside but the one outside. And so, for 20 minutes, he jumped there and walked, knocking at the door. I felt sorry for him and went open the door. And what do you think? I open the spongyard and the door is tu-tu. Not opened :) The cat in the jump closed from inside the shit :)

XXX: He comes, and there is beauty and purity
XXX: and EMU clothes with strawberries and strawberries
XXX: and to me x@y =(
XXX and hot =(
YYY: you x@j is not the worst option, imho =))))
You know, if you were given a delicious chocolate every day just so, and then suddenly given it as a reward, you would be a little disappointed in people and would think that everyone is foolish.
XXX: I have that with x@em...

xxx: You borrowed with your captain the obvious
Surprise is no better.

XXX: How did you meet her?
yyy: you can't believe - I approach her in the cafe, I say "girl, can I meet you?", and she's so "yes, fuck! My name is Fuck, Fuck! Remember this fucking name!"
XXX is ppt. How tough?
She just broke her nail.
xxx: and you, despite this brutality, started dating her, and now you are getting married?! OOOO