Who sat on my chair and broke it?
YYY: The Tester
Why the Tester?
YYY: Broken – that is, the tester.
XXX: It is logical, fuck it.

Imagine yourself
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I am talking about female logic.
Tell me how you were guided.
A man who came to meet in the department.
The men’s clothes?
He thought I was buying those pants and socks.
To cry at night.
Lonely as in a cage?! to
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Unhappy married women are passionate as good. They already know what they want, and they are not looking for any new relationship. And they want to flirt, passion and have a good fuck. After a couple or three times, they realize that they are full, and that the husband is closer, which has dragged back to the borsches. And if 999 faithful wives will not want to betray and refuse to get acquainted, then the one thousand, who carefully picked up the most comfortable pants and socks for her husband and at the same time agreed to meet that guy, will repay his failures.

If you imagine our planet as a living being, Russia is the mind, India is the heart, the United States is the stomach, Africa is the liver, Europe is the intestine, and England is appendicitis in general. What is China, to say while I have trouble, maybe hands, i.e. This is a practical implementation of what the Russians thought about and the Americans digested.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY We sit and don’t do anything until they give a pinch. We think of these hemispheres and live between them. I get upset if someone is still in white. We fear that we can get stressed, and then few people will not see it. Spirituality goes from us to the whole world.
Put China on India, say, are we the minds of the planet?

Spectator> Our managers issued a wonderful: State budget institution of culture "Regional dermatology "

<Oležek> "The woman from Hong Kong exploded the iPhone 6Plus"
It’s no longer apples, it’s grenades.
<oort> women with apples have had problems for centuries.

Love will suddenly heat up: it will eat, fuck and fall asleep.

XHH: I, for instance, had a strong thought that trading on the Internet in roaming is more profitable than heroin, weapons and bullshit in the load.

Advertising of the clinic in the bus: a photo of a frightened cat and the slogan: "Minus 2 testicles - plus 2 years of life. We are extending our lives!"

Local level of creativity

Here is another masterpiece.
by Veloanchel. No ahah okay.

Something is scary:

The forum. A story from a mother of many.
At the beginning of my pregnancy, the dogs were always laughing at me, kicking, I learned about their behavior and pregnancy, even before the test.
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What did these dogs hear that they were so crazy?! to

World of Tanks.
Whoever gets first is Philip Kirkorov!
The xxx player is destroyed.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am dying for you!
See me in the eyes!

The Idiot

Herpes does not come out of the cold!! to
The Collectors.
And if you are so clever, treat with a scrapper. Then tell me.

Domestic herpes in the common people is called a cold (on the lips). And it can climb out with a common cold, due to weakened immunity. So not the stars and the march for textbooks. Skipidar can be drunk if you learn reluctance.

The acquaintance is going to a role show, which will play a representative of the oldest profession.

Manticor: I want to be killed on the roll. It will be such a hideous occasion to go on the field to the dead man and scream, go away, the dead woman is coming!! to

People are better not to believe. The man himself, I know.

The nineties. My birthday day. 40 years. I go in a semi-empty bus with sad thoughts like forty years old – there is no money, and there will be no money... and where do they get from an engineer... and what is there in front of them if at this age they don’t get a job? Those who were grown up in those years remember that "destruction in their heads."

A decent man enters the bus and sits next to me. Fuck, there was no other place for him... It would be OK to just sit, but he needs to “talk?” It begins to cling to my appearance.
Why do you wear a beard? Shrine, I am telling you. You look 40 years old with this beard.
How much do I really?
“Twenty-five,” he looked at me doubtingly, “well, twenty-seven.
There are 40. and today.
The man was upset and didn’t talk to me anymore, but a good mood was made not just for the rest of the day.

Twenty years have passed since then, during which time I have twice turned my life very cold, traveled around the world, was relatively rich and relatively poor, and I know for sure that "at forty it just begins." A lot is ahead even now.

P.S The beard was not broken.

You should see the difference between those who talk to you in their free time and those who free up time to talk to you.

The Order No. 17673:
>>>"... everyone understands everything, but they can’t do anything.
The boss can quite well. Per, for example, not to hire a vendor of childbearing age"
Listen to me, smart man! A woman of childbearing age is any woman between 16 and 50 years of age. We are more than half a country. Do you want to ban grandmothers from working? Or suddenly get pregnant, Your Highness do not let God ruin the mood! and?? to

There is a lack of you, half-boots.

To lose the root that begins:
...
But here you can tell what was guided by the guy who came to meet in the men's underwear department?
...
Instinct of reproduction. Happened to him. And then I saw a cute lady - and rattled.
Do you think he noticed where he was?

The money of the main character became somewhere 10 times more, and the position of the hero on the plot has not changed. Secret revealed by mom - it turns out, all the weekend dad sat at the computer, playing daughter Stalker
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Once in Fable the second played so. I found a bag in the market economy. It was necessary to buy from the merchant the cheapest and most common commodity, such as apples for copper, to sell back a little more expensive, because the merchant's stock has exhausted and he wants to replenish it. The turnover increased because of the "fabrication" every game week, plus, one commodity could be distributed by several traders.

I was just wondering what would happen when all the money count was hit by nine. An additional quotation. He just stopped rolling, not falling. As in the ear! But it is fun to play when you get half a hundred for a quest and you have 9,999999.

Woland24: These cats will lead me to a heart attack
Woland24: I sit on the pot in the morning, sleeping. And then in the door "hook, hook", I almost sat down until I remembered that my cats appeared in the house.