Undel: When the stainless steel was set on fire, the smell proved that it was very even rubber.

After what the boss did with my brain, I had a thought.

How to distinguish silver from metal at home?
I’m afraid to upset you, but silver is also a metal.

A friend of the sailors arrived. His relatives fled from the smoke to the neighboring area. He didn’t have the keys to the house, so he stopped with me. We go to the store (understood in masks), amidst this oppressive silence, sometimes disrupted by fire helicopters, a rhythmic "bunny" is spread. Looking around, we shrugged our shoulders incomprehensibly, and we went on. Suddenly a man comes out of the smoke, holding a bowl in his hands and crawling over it with a hammer. A friend can’t stand it, asks the man:
Are you pinging, sonaric?

Title: "Do not touch the working system"

XXX is hello. Do you regret moving to Moscow?
YYY: It is a pipe! You don’t even know what’s going on here :(
yyy: I took a vacation, I sit at home - I escape from smoke
YYY: Pindos say we are testing climate weapons
xxx: I don't know what the pindos are experiencing there, but you have something in your cap that violates the first rule of admin... a fucks for one day raised the clouds over Moscow and now all Russia 3 months without rain.

TheDark: Buy me a car
TheDark: I’ll ride you.
There are cheaper ways to commit suicide.

But in Dubai I was told that if a person gets into the desert for a long time, he changes.
At first - a week and a half - he smells terribly and sweats.
Then it will dry. And the smell disappears at all.
The heat of the desert cleans it.
This is the meaning: let us not die, let us be cleaned!

(Prehistory - a friend gave a flying mouse for a while so that it could live with him)
sss: and we let the mouse fly around the house this night, so it crashed into the old monitor :-)
BBB: Here’s you and the ultrasound... and the mouse is big?
sss: approximately 10 cm in height, the wing range is probably about thirty.
BBB: None of that. What does she hide?
Sss: fruits, berries, cheese, cloves :-)
BBB: and for a long time?
bbb: in the sense, not "long enough", but "long enough it is with you"?
SSS: by autumn
BBB: Come to the MIFI with her on the shoulder :-D
sss: The problem is that she sits up her head only when she is faint :-[

<KiraSun> People, please advise proga to search for rings on the net...
<oni> you are Frodo?

*shkoda* (16:19) :
fuck, with this work you will have to put sex on the shelf and occasionally smell dust (((

I talked to my girlfriend about different things:
I: But it’s probably easier to transplant a male brain into a female body than to do a gender change surgery.
The girl: No. In the female body, the brain does not survive.

About the film teaser:

xxx: yee... girls, striptease, fascists, dragons, the city of the future, samurai, shootings, sword battles, explosions, ships... it’s easier to say what’s not in this teaser. One thing I do not know is what the movie is about.
YYY: Why do I not understand, about the nonsense

In the shop:
... and sweaters.
Which ones?
Anything but not smoke.

Q: Do you want a wire?
Pascal_koder: I want to! "Algorithms and Data Structures", the entire trilogy. Do you have?! to

X: And from our window... I can’t see any shit!

and Igor:
How to get confused.

and Tatiana:
You can, believe me. You start to think a lot, two personalities are mixed, feelings, emotions - everything is mixed in the sludge, and you get a cake.

xxx: I just know during a search in one of the banks, they were instructed to remove the servers, usually the hard drives are taken away, and the Omonians are very smart, they cut off the curtains of the stand, pulled and on the stairs all crashed safely. Somewhere the Ministry of Internal Affairs then paid about 60 grins in court

001, 010, 011, 100, 101 - the rabbit went out to walk.

In Russia, according to the tradition, there are two disasters when life stops: in winter snow suddenly starts to go, and in summer it suddenly gets hot and the turf is sunny:(

Q: A friend of mine recently made such a cool tattoo on my leg, from knee to foot, colorful. As if all the muscles and other things were visible, such as a piece of skin from the leg was ripped off.
A: Probably along with the brains.