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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17514
 23.06.2009
The husband today grabbed to the luster and so asked: "You are not interested in the internal structure of the lamp at all, yeah? " I think it's time for him to organize his son, or he's going to get rid of me, a humanitarian. = = (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17513
 23.06.2009
I read old quotes. Zoi! Come back!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17512
 23.06.2009
What is your name?
- If gentle and abbreviated - Oleg.
And in full?
and Olegophrene.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17511
 23.06.2009
A real girl from another planet. Ask a friend who he is angry with.

HHH
I am surprised by your logic fucking.

HHH
I say to the boy:
I have offended you.
What? for what?
I’m not going to say anything, guess yourself.
and a candle
Everything, a little bit.

HHH
And he hit.

HHH
Fuck it!! to

HHH
How is it possible?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17510
 23.06.2009
Like all the camouflage girls in my 16s, I knew for the first time that I would be with a smart, beautiful, rich and immensely loving man on a huge bed in his elegant apartment with a view of the bay with candles and gentle-romantic music. So it happened: with a programmer student, whom I saw for the third or fourth time, in a student room on a single-bed iron bed with a grid and a plywood underneath it, so that the grid would not bend to the floor. by Slipknot.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17509
 23.06.2009
by Alexahka (3:42) :
As a friend told me. She tells her daughter to escape in the apartment, her daughter is repentant 7 or 8. My daughter in response mother why clean up if we still die (:

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №17508
 23.06.2009
The student has no word "uneatable"! The products are divided into "eatable" and "tasteful"!

Snus

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №17507
 23.06.2009
Wikipedia again. About the office button:

Interesting facts
As a rule, office buttons are sold in packages, in the shape similar to a rectangular parallel pipe.

What an interesting fact 0_o

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17506
 23.06.2009
xxx: was in the store today, when in the line was standing, from the nonsense to do decided to scare what others are buying. And estimate what one guy had in the basket: a silk in oil, kefir, salty cucumbers, toilet paper and scotch (isolant).
yyy: and Scottish he probably needs if the toilet doesn’t help... 8)
You just read your thoughts XD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17505
 23.06.2009
by Dimedral:
Yesterday Mariko gave me something.

by Dimedral:
Large, thick tourist knife "Sport-102" (material 40X13). I bought it as a gift.
She told me how I bought it, so I almost drowned!
There on the legs, the strap is like this, fastened to the button and holds the knife behind the handle. She couldn’t find out how to snatch him.
After buying, she approached the man at the ATM, who was just taking the money, and asked if he knew how easily this knife was removed from the knives.
A man in Houston!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17504
 23.06.2009
Arsin ‎ (1:10 AM):

A new food store has opened.

The seller is a demon.

They have shorter there are electronic weights, which show the weight to hundreds of grams.

I came to her yesterday to buy fistakes, asked to weigh 400 grams, weighed exactly 400.00 grams.

Standing up, shrinking

I came for candy today.

Asked by Paul Killo

The dog weighs 500.00

The whole shop asked to see.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17503
 23.06.2009
Ryls here in old lectures, on the fields found: SUCK!! Stop wearing the hue! We are also recording it!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17502
 23.06.2009
Mr. President of the Russian Federation. Don’t take care of yourself by wasting the money of taxpayers. Do not lie to yourself – you have not surrendered to anyone, except for rancor, we have no feelings for you.
__________
You would have our government.
Pavel in Belarus.

__________
I support
Yuri of Ukraine.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №17501
 23.06.2009
I am having one topic.
Maybe funny of course...
A pigeon came to me on the window and I fed him.
Then he flew back and whispered: the guy wants to eat, I fed him.
Then I think, I have to do something to feed. I made a 5 litre bottle. Drawing a cane there.
I put her out on the street.
Then came a pigeon with his body. Take it like a restaurant.
Going into the room (to the kitchen)
Well, I think, at all the fucking ohuels.
and expelled them.
And now I think: the man with the telephone came... it didn’t work out in a guy’s way.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17500
 23.06.2009
Let’s remember my cat. Press "+" on everyone who does not care about the fate of animals

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17499
 23.06.2009
A friend told me.
In the technar kad studied the graduate work was - current straightener (well, it is easier to say from variable to constant and reduce the voltage from 220V to 6V). In general, the project is written a lot of schemes, a collection of experimental samples and so on. The block represented a box with 4 wires 2 in a socket 2 per voltmeter or elsewhere. By the way, it was hard enough to say, but nobody turned the winman. Everything worked well done.
Projects are stored for another 5 years. When the archives began to be decommissioned, they decided to find out if little of the details would be useful. And when disassembled by surprise, there were two wires on which the current was supplied were locked on the brick, the usual silicate brick, and at the output 4 batteries of 1.5 V)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17498
 23.06.2009
XXX: How is the session?
Yyy: Hi, the whole session was great, of the 4 exams only one gave the rest automatically.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17497
 23.06.2009
The xxx:
The cleaning is done?and :)

YYYY :
My dad was just a tool in his work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17496
 23.06.2009
I read an advertisement in the newspaper. The missing cat, white, furry, castrated, named Macho... I could not read further.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17495
 23.06.2009
The best revenge for your enemy is your own well-being.

Jerry Seinfield

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