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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34218
 08.08.2010
We lie this we and my husband in the bed after sex.And we have to say that he shaves once a week, and the process of shaving is preceded by my echoed comments.Today it was the use of nickname "Robinson Crusoe".So here is the dialogue after sex:
You are my Robinson Crusoe!
You are my Friday!
I am...????? to
Who did he have before Friday?
I am...????? to
He is a goat!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34217
 08.08.2010
Instructions at work:
Master: guys, do you know how to dilute alcohol?
We are: No.
Teacher: We will learn. Remember not to drink in the morning. Only after lunch. Lunch starts at 10.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34216
 08.08.2010
xxx: children, if you go with a girl on the street and meet 3 copniks - go out. The honor of the girl and all that. But if you go alone and meet 3 copniks, I'll fucking run away. Don’t make yourself a Rambo. There is nothing shameful about this, give - take, beat - run))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34215
 08.08.2010
On the website of schizophrenics:
To upload attachments, you must have 0 messages or more. You have 0 messages.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34214
 08.08.2010
xxx: Shash called Mvideo, wanted to go to the vendor to buy them, thought on the phone to clarify the presence. And there, we draw your attention to the fact that in our stores there are no ventilators, conditioners, humidifiers and air purifiers disassembled in Moscow.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34213
 08.08.2010
We eat on Peter, the sign hangs - further impasse, right circumference...
Almost everyone goes on, escapes 50 meters into road work, unfolds, falls into an unshakable traffic jamming, mates, bikes.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34212
 08.08.2010
7th grade, computer science, teacher herself at 3 course of mehmate.
- In Turbo Pascal, Cyrillic is not supported, you will print with a translator, well, as the sms were typed before. * suspicious silence* Hey, what did you not pick up?
School in Rain. This is the "grown generation")))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34211
 08.08.2010
Well, at least this proves the existence of parallel worlds.
WOW :?
There are at least two worlds.
In one, all fires are localized and MCHS successfully fights the fires.
WOW: And in another?
We live in another world!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34210
 08.08.2010
Stunder: As I like the fancy - the phone crashed, and the track switched. I no longer listen to music, I switch it.
P-Johann: I had a cooler automation on the UAZ) the steering wheel turned - the radio switched =))
P-Johann: It is still a mystery how this was related to the
Stunder: But probably you were scared on the road when you caught the right wave xD

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34209
 08.08.2010
In the face of the burning smoke of Moscow and the nanoculture of wheat, the problem of renaming the militia looks important and urgent.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34208
 08.08.2010
He says: Will you give?
Before the wedding of Nina
He is OK. Do not plan anything for tomorrow.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34207
 08.08.2010
Botinok
I understood why I needed a slide.
Botinok
To make it easier to remember the names of predecessors

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34206
 08.08.2010
Changes in the name of the police:

Why break the scratch in small things? I propose to change the name of Russia to Switzerland!!!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №34205
 08.08.2010
irrkt: and read another funny verse about the fact that in MX only Tajiks work, and who works, he and the weather orders, and they +35 in the cave
Trooper: Judging from the last week, someone clearly hired the devil for work. Orc of Mordor

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34204
 08.08.2010
The main thing is not to forget the box under the pizza as a shield!
yyy: + 1 to protection)
xxx: 2 to intellect)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34203
 08.08.2010
Leading Ekaterina Andreeva (First channel), evening issue:
In the middle you can count on cooling...mm... Up to 35 degrees!!! With a smile :DD

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34202
 08.08.2010
I don’t understand today’s youth who write “hard disk” and claim it’s laughing... In my time it was called Hard Disk Drive.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34201
 08.08.2010
[KoT] epta (21:39:49 7/08/2010)
borrow money :D

[KoT] epta (21:40:22 7/08/2010)
I want to cook with you, but I want to cook myself. To be ignorant :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34200
 08.08.2010
In the winter there were shortages, in the spring - rubber boots, summer brought a shortage of air conditioners. I think it will end in the autumn :(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34199
 08.08.2010
by Jura:
Why? →I think electromagnetic waves are distributed by volume.

The Roman:
in my room catches a hundred channels of communication (satellite TV, railway, wifi, all sorts of radio stations, teleoperators, satellite internet), then they have me in the room?)) That is, if there are fewer channels, the quality will be better.

"Julia" is out of the network

Romance: Fuck...he’s already been pushed out by the waves. I will now dream horrors.

How to fuck you at night the waves are pushed out of your home.

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