I love my universe, they give me prizes for a scientific conference, I stand with a smart in my pocket and a buck in my backpack and they give me a calculator.
by Scuco! The Ipanut City. Fuck, only in my city a pedestrian crossing suddenly ends up with a concrete wall :( ((...
and. A minute of silence to my front tooth... but fucking Niipazzo, it’s already over the greed to hang a sign next to the column of the "dentology". Blessed
C forums vareza.net
1: Every day I run the ASU and I get a message that I am DOLB@Ёb.
And every time this user enters under a new number.
What to do?
2 to believe.
Dialogue in the office, meet different people from different corners of the room:
1st month, what is the month? The fifth or sixth?
The second employee is June.
Number one, what number is that?
The third employee is the ninth.
The second employee is September.
HHH
Listen how easy after a good caca on the shoulder, honestly cacao so cacao
WOWU
only according to Freud you have now experienced anal pleasure and you are feeling the craving for...
HHH
And according to Jung, you imagined how this happened to me, if you thought it in a homosexual sense.
WOWU
According to Elkinin, you are stressed because of your inability to change the situation and are out of an adequate perception of reality.
And you missed the sincient period of second childhood, according to Vygotsky
HHH
Plato said that true love can only be between two men, so why should I now believe in all the nonsense?? to
<Scientist>
What kind of quip is this for you? The new?
<Stane>
No, I wash the laundry.
SEA: 21:35:39 As the deeds
T-90: 21:35:55 Normal
SEA: 21:37:40I fill out an application for mailboxes for managers How do you think if guys have a password qwerty12
And in girls type 2cbcmrb3h, girls can suspect a bad thing?
Spartakula [Today at 11:19]
I remembered. I have a friend, whose mother is a teacher of Russian, and the expression of calling was punished. I got used to repairing people. And as my father talks on the phone says call it tomorrow, I fix it (at that time I was a student!) You don’t call but you call. He, covering the telephone, issued: “A living for one scholarship or one scholarship?” I had no more questions. Health and happiness to my father.
by Minaeffa:
I stand at the box office in the supermarket, next to me two boys 10 years discuss what would be to buy for the remaining from the shopping a couple of hryvnia. The dialogue:
Buy out your cat "Viscus".
My cat is dead.
Sorry, I did not know. Then buy mine.
The Ppc. A cat from the street walked into my window and stumbled in the corner of the room.
A brutal and harsh cat is when you go to the bathroom to wash, and this monster sleeps in the dishwasher, and in order not to wake this monster you go to the kitchen to wash!
I am the only one on screenshots who likes to see the folded windows and icons on the taskbar?
Mad: Handwriting is when you have a bunch of little stuff on the jeans, and you take them off, fold and throw into the closet or hang on the back of the chair so that all the coins remain in your pockets.
Here I go to Contra and Varika, and I will be a respected person at work!
xxx: I have a family of 4 people, three people drive a car... came home, saw that I was solving the tickets for the auto school, hanged on me and let me shout and argue in three throats! Everyone stands and worship - "from this answer! Here is this! This is"
XXX: And they all say wrong... hit! I don’t have time to read the questions... I’m just beginning to read the question, and they’re already in one voice: "Of course the answer is number 2!!and "
I’ll never know the rules... I drive them out of the room, and they say they’re interested in reading the rules too! I tell them: I am not Maxim Galkin and I will not give you unburnt sums! Take it off!"
Here they are back, they have a new tactic: they are now silent and show each other the right answers with their fingers and even ferociously argue with the mimic...
About the bag in the box:
if you press the card twice (fast) pressing the second time do not release the button, but drag the card, then press the right button.
Try it, my friends, because it seems to me the most exciting game now)))
I told one in the universe.
His friend travelled to France and came to Disneyland. On the bourgeois mountains he saw how before the children are going on the way they shout the phrase "Papista - failed", interested, seemingly a word not French, nor English, approached the controller, asked what the children shout every time before the departure, what he was answered: a month ago here a Russian student worked, so here, every time pulling the lever he shouted - "PA-PIZ-DOVA-A-LI!"! to
[14:17:58] <((CMNDs))Torbins> Buterfly: garlic, sandwich flour....
the monkey (16:15:56 4/06/2008)
That’s what I’m different from you, tell me.
Damenick (16:17:03 4/06/2008)
The evolution brother.
Announcement: I will meet a girl who has a place to communicate freely.