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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17494
 23.06.2009
About the Rich

I had a colleague, not a friend, but a friend. In Soviet times, we
He worked with him in the same enterprise, he lived with his wife and son in a communal.
with all the delights of communal wars, quarrels, scandals. In the years
He went into business with his head. He became rich and bought an apartment. A is
Then, in the late nineties, the apartment was sold - the house was bought. No, not on
In a good place, but also in a good place. And it started. The guards appeared.
gardeners, governors (for grandchildren), drivers, chefs, washers, some more
A useful chair.
At the meeting, a friend sadly said to me:
It feels like I live in a community again.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17493
 23.06.2009
I am looking for work in the office. During the check, I can eat any documentation.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17492
 23.06.2009
Issue of the House of Representatives (21:41:17 20/06/2009)
I hate time being wasted.
K0kain (21:41:51 20/06/2009)
I put two sushi sticks in my mouth and I sit like a morse.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17491
 23.06.2009
Hui, where is the wallpaper?
I did the repair last night.
Why only half of it?
The grass is over.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17490
 23.06.2009
[V0Ld@y] I go to Saratov yesterday
[V0Ld@y] at half-five in the morning so that one day to turn around
[V0Ld@y] and I have a taxi in the railway
[V0Ld@y] Well I hit it on the 15th channel long-haul driver
[V0Ld@y] The current on the track rolled out - a acquaintance on Scania meets, cheers, greets
[V0Ld@y] Well I am on the racy - Sereg, there on the road to Saratov as the situation, clean? Or I’m sick, no matter how I find myself...
[V0Ld@y] and here the fox haishniks enter the channel - you tell your number

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17489
 23.06.2009
<kreks> I am terrible
<wojt> and I am fat :(
<noisy> nobody is perfect...
<nobody> thx :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17488
 23.06.2009
XHX: will be the collision of system administrators of Russia
Shabby o shabby?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17487
 22.06.2009
The news:
In the U.S. disaster - a train with alcohol came off the rails.
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If this happened in Russia, it would be a celebration.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17486
 22.06.2009
I read quotes such as 'washed the bark in bed with a girl, there was no sex / will not be a month' and I wonder: did I get the only and unique one, which is on my idiotic and not timely, but the rugged joke in bed too, and we will continue? O_O
I would like to know if there are any more like that.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17485
 22.06.2009
And I don’t read the main one, there are balloons from the abyss :-)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17484
 22.06.2009
When you were a kid, you wanted to have a painter, and you remember what it was?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17483
 22.06.2009
When a guy throws a girl, his hands unwittingly fall.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17482
 22.06.2009
I searched the internet for a surprise for a girlfriend. Among the curious tips I stumbled upon another no less curious and explosive brain. I am quoting ?
Walk on the starry sky.It will be better if after the rain. You can see the reflection of the stars. Or the best option to make a lounge C A M O M U near any cozy place with a bench."
... - sweetheart, wait a little bit, all will be good!" xDDD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17481
 22.06.2009
He: And yet you are the best...
What kind of people remembered me.
I just saw you recently with someone...
I: and decided to appear and ruin it all?
He: I don't know, you just seemed so happy, you went crazy.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17480
 22.06.2009
Students are something inexplicable. In the winter, in the morning, on the street -35, there is snow and the wind is such that it blows off the feet. I don’t remember why I went to the same group. They live five in one room, in this room 2 large windows. I knock, I open the door, and these fools lie in the beds and say, “Wow! Close the windows!I see: both windows are opened up, the wind is blowing in them and the snow is flying into the room, which has already almost a whole swarm. The roofs almost reached the ceiling. Of course, I close it all quickly. I look at these cadres with confusion. It turned out that the windows somehow miraculously opened up at 2 o'clock at night (at the time when I arrived it was already 10 ) to sleep in such a cold was simply unrealistic and the question arose who would go to close the windows. I decided before I arrived. And they said that if I had not bothered them, they would have come to a reasonable consensus on this issue. The curtain.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17479
 22.06.2009
XXX: So what, did you do?
She gave...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wow, you’re talking about it... very embarrassing

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17478
 22.06.2009
I’m coming home soon, number 18 – 19.
YYY: the twentieth day
XXX is...
XXX: I’m at home now.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17477
 22.06.2009
Nothing brings people closer together than finding a toilet together.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17476
 22.06.2009
3auKa-(12:48:44 19/06/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay yippity yay

May(12:48:52 19/06/2009)
CHO is

3auKa (12:49:00 19/06/2009)
I am cleaning the key)

May(12:49:55 19/06/2009)
Wipe in another window.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17475
 22.06.2009
turn into such a diverse site, dating, discussion... once so, then can I translate to my mom and grandmother? Maybe that will lead to the better.)

P.S Mom and grandmother, hello! I love you!

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