>> o_0 What was it?
I’ll tell you one secret: we’re also catching up. Girls, like men, often want to fuck. Just talking about this out loud is usually uncomfortable, because we have such a messy society that if a guy says out loud that you want to fuck - then he is a normal man, just not lucky with the grandmothers, and if a girl says this out loud - then she is a prostitute and on the forehead is weak.

From Yahoo Answers:
Q: Does Odecolone with pheromones really work?
A is AGA. I scratched, then went out of the house and was bitten by a frog.

to this:
Growing up is when you look at the fingers of a girl who liked it in search of a ring.

This is "grown up".
Growing up is when girls look at your fingers.

How is it in the universe?
and well. He got two shots and a ball in the head.

WDJ: Take me quickly, take me over a hundred seas,
and kiss me everywhere, Opa Pelemeni fought up, let’s go

The right American.
___________
Alternatively with hair.

From JABBER CHAT:
xxx downloaded fb2-damp librusec for 100 gigs and is pleased
<yyy> maleficmax: and to read when it’s all?
<zzz> to read You also say that games in the steam are purchased to play them.
<yyy> he

Brazilian forward "Zenita" Hulk will leave the club in the summer, "Izvestia" reports.

X: Can’t he take it with him and zenit too?

<irony>
I am I! What a shame! Apparently adult solid men, and instead of the "Green Elephant" and other "high art" not for everyone, look at the pop about cute and positive girls witches. The shame!
</irony>
> and >

What solid adults... children!

You have to be a brutal alphosom and a lifetime winner to gather eggs in a fist and throw out "yes, I look at the sealormon, the sponge of the bean and the little ponies! They are lovers!and "
:D

At Christmas in Washington on December 15, Barack Obama joked about Hugh and Rosomach: “I want to thank our host Hugh Jackman for taking care of our safety and leaving his nails home.”

Safonov: - Hugh should have answered "Thank you for coming without the Iron Patriot costume"))

Let’s take the torch of Depardieu...

Delicate, tasty, wet cake "Negro in the foam"

Interesting start of the recipe

X: Oh, these are me modern girls with their perfect image of the lover, created from viewed anime and good Jewish boy Harry Potter.
Well, how can such a man bring you 2 bits of potatoes from the market or move the furniture in the house?

I have always said that sclerosis is the best cure for nervous disorder.

I was driving from Peter to Moscow last night. The train, probably, along with the mammoths tundra rolled - the wagons inside scattered, dirt, stoves, shelves prehistoric, the toilet just to see scary. Even the conductor under the bed is a strong man with a jacket remotely reminiscent of a cotton. And in this miracle of technology somewhat the wind brought three guys-French, who in addition got sidewashes =) They heated very long and loudly, many times checked the numbers of places and sincerely could not believe that in the area of the capitals still run trains of this type and in such conditions. They, of course, roared for a long time when they realized that they were driving on these short shelves on the side, and in the morning they broke up and shared clear impressions. In general, I have not been so ashamed of my homeland for a long time, thanks to my native RJD =). c) the necromosa

I barely knelt my mummy.
- O_O

We had never imagined that a strong male friendship could grow into love.

I came with my husband to the ultrasound, he impatiently pushes my hand. Finally, he can’t stand and nervously asks:
When will I be informed of my son’s gender?
Ulysses stared strictly at him and replied with restraint:
The sex of your son is a girl.

There was snow in Jerusalem. The army allowed military vehicles to clean the roads.
An old Jew is sitting at a bus stop. There are young people speaking loud Russian.
The Jew himself: snow... tanks... Russians... Where am I?! to

The newspaper news:
The government has rejected the promotion of digital television. But the current analogue TV is still going to turn off in 2018.

Is it really fucking us?